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Reddon
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 18:28
I'm in a double bad mood now.

That's like a bad mood, but twice as bad.

United got tanked by City.

Any bloody LOL's or off topic BS about moisturisers and I shan't be responsible for my actions.

Charlton Heston.

I've started so I'll finish.
Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 18:35
Shit! Pardon the language. I'm mortified coz I support Man. U. and we don't get all of the games televised here.

I was stuck watching Blackpool and Wigan today.

Damn! Damn! and Damn! again.

I'm gonna do a Rooney here....F**k F**k and F**k again.

Now I have to go back to being a 'lady'....if you believe that...then I have that swamp land in Florida to sell.

LG

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Posted: 16 Apr 11 18:45
Reddon - there there you need and outlet for all that anguish anger and frustration

may I suggest?

no, better not

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 18:48



Skoobie..

You're talking to the tone fucking deaf..

believe me..

It's a two dozen egg fruitcake..







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Jaggedone
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 19:26
Ultimately City deserved it especially after our little "red-haired bedeviled nutter" did an Eric.

Who needs the FACUP anyway, anyway and again anyway (please, when confused surf over to acronym thread?) / JO / spitting blue blood!

Monkey nutter...
birbee
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 19:49
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Wind yer necks in, get a grip of yerselfs

You wanna try watching 3rd (soon to be 4th) division football.

Up the Gas.............

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
Reddon
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 20:05
I just did a rant about Rio Ferdinand Tweeting Balotelli.

Bet that scores a few one stars.

Not so much the one about Liam Gallagher being a knob-head though.

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!



Sod off.

I've started so I'll finish.
Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 20:31 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 16 Apr 11 20:32
Oh dear Reddon AKA who the others are....

I hope you are feeling a little happier by now. Are the pubs open in England? I'm thinking so. What a stupid question. Sorry I arskt.

The glass IS half full. Well MINE is anyway

LG

Reddon
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 20:44
Aaaarrrrrgggghhh!!!!!

LOL!

BOS!

BOP!

LOB!




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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 20:49
Oh my! You certainly know how to talk to a gal....You rascal you. (Giggles)

LG

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 20:52


Yaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Fucking LOL

SPULG!

TROWLG!

YUNGLG!

Got That?




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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 21:00
Reddon - you are such a 'gentle man' = gentleman.

We need more of your type in this world of ours.

LF

Reddon
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 21:10
Optimist = glass half full

Pessimist = glass half empty

Realist = glass running at 50% capacity.

LOB

I've started so I'll finish.
birbee
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 21:11

Quote: Colonel Juan

Yaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Fucking LOL

SPULG!

TROWLG!

YUNGLG!

Got That?


seconded

It reminds me of something my mother once said to me, but I can't think what.............

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
birbee
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Posted: 16 Apr 11 21:11 - Edited By: birbee, 16 Apr 11 21:12

Quote: Reddon

Optimist = glass half full

Pessimist = glass half empty

Realist = glass running at 50% capacity.

LOB


Project Manager = the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.............

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
Lady Godiva
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Posted: 17 Apr 11 11:53
Me with my eyes shut..."What glass?"

LG

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Posted: 18 Apr 11 12:55
At Old Trafford, glass, like bottle, is a verb.

Only joking.

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Reddon
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Posted: 19 Apr 11 13:07
Only on matchdays...

I've started so I'll finish.

 
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