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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Mar 11 21:32
Arse!

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Inhopeless
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Posted: 30 Mar 11 22:13
Poop!

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
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We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Mar 11 22:59
Arse!

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birbee
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Posted: 31 Mar 11 05:33
Feck!!

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Mark
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Posted: 31 Mar 11 07:53
That would be an ecumenical matter.

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Posted: 31 Mar 11 11:26
D R I N K !!!!

P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 31 Mar 11 12:21

Quote: birbee
Feck!!

Birbs prompted me to use one of my absolute favorite words.



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Posted: 31 Mar 11 13:54
Bozo.....

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 31 Mar 11 14:39
Cum on Dover! Move your bloomin' arse!!

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 31 Mar 11 21:47
Feck! Arse! Girls! Drink!

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 31 Mar 11 21:48
Arse!

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 19:22
Arse!

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 19:42


Re Mister Feet:-

I suspect Audrey Hepburn had a lovely arse.

albeit less newsworthy than Selena's tatas.

BTW:- this is mere conjecture on my part and should not be interpreted as unwelcome opinion




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Lynton
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 19:55
R.P. - Even for you that picture is rough

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Lynton
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 20:07
R.P. - You're not advocating the use of artificial contraception now, are you?

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 20:08




anyone for a game of cards?




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Lynton
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 20:10
How come all the rocks are different sizes?

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 20:17



I've just seen someone doing a waltz with a wet mop.



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Lynton
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 20:20
You might say that but I couldn't possibly comment.

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 2 Apr 11 20:21


Make a great musical though..


Gonna go watch TV now..

this place is kinda dead..




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