This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / General Discussion / So... Let's Pool Our Money to Buy An Aircraft Carrier


[This topic is LOCKED]

AuthorMessage
Inhopeless
This user is offline Writer
Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 28 Mar 11 22:23
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/889255d6-5982-11e0-baa8-00144feab49a.html#axzz1Hw3fkQzB

To get to the point, the UK's Ministry of Defence have put HMS Ark Royal, a 210m-long aircraft carrier, weighing 22,000 metric tonnes.

So... if we put all our money into a trust fund, we can raise a million quid to buy it. Right?

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

Boys Night Out - "Hey, Thanks!"
Skoob1999
This user is offline Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 28 Mar 11 22:28
Discuss.

In my humble opinion, it's mundanity like this that kills forums.

I'm wearing yellow socks I got from The Trafford Centre.

Christ...welcome to the age of mundanity.

Zzzzz

RIP
Mark
This user is offline Spoofer-in-Chief
Mark

Location: Lancaster, England
Registered: 8 Apr 03

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 29 Mar 11 09:33
A million pounds would probably only buy you a couple of rivets and a light-bulb.

Spoofing all over the world
Morse
This user is offline -- --- .-. ... .
Morse

Location: South Carolina, usa
Registered: 20 Jul 08

 Forum Profile
Posted: 29 Mar 11 09:48

Quote: Mark

A million pounds would probably only buy you a couple of rivets and a light-bulb.


....bet Dubai would take it for the QE 2 right about now!

Whether you're rich or you're poor, it always pays to have money!

 
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum

Who is online?

There are 2 registered users currently online: 2 are active , none are currently inactive .

Users online:


Profile Featured Writer

Vondrook
Vondrook
Joined: 17 March 2009
Stories Written: 51

Go to top