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Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:41
They'd like a photoshopped Penguin put into the crowd at Celtic Park. I don't know how to do this. Does anyone?

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:43

Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

They'd like a photoshopped Penguin put into the crowd at Celtic Park. I don't know how to do this. Does anyone?


why.............?

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Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:46
Because I wrote them a lovely story about a giant penguin and its got 1600 hits since yesterday. Now they want a Penguin.

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:53

Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

Because I wrote them a lovely story about a giant penguin and its got 1600 hits since yesterday. Now they want a Penguin.


No, why don't you know how to do it?



















only joking, I don't know either.............

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:55
Why not take a photo of an actual penguin at Celtic park?

It would look much more realistic, as it would be real.............

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And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
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Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 5 Mar 11 20:58
I never thought of that. I don't think it would work though, they'd never let me borrow one from the zoo.

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 23:17
Search over. I now have my photoshopped Penguin. Thank you Nick.

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Posted: 5 Mar 11 23:40
I once saw a penguin at Belle Vue zoo.

It was singing:

"Oh it's a grand old team to play for,

And it's a grand old team to see,

And if, you know, your history,

It's enough to make your heart go..."

Something like that it was singing.

As I edged closer, I could have sworn I heard it singing "The Fields Of Athan Rye" ...but I wasn't sure.

That penguin was definitely a Rangers fan. No doubt about it.

"Celtic...United..." From a really crap Rod Stewart track.

Tiochfehd ar lar

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Posted: 6 Mar 11 00:11

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Search over. I now have my photoshopped Penguin. Thank you Nick.


No worries.

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Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 6 Mar 11 12:09
Hey Nick, Our Penguin is now up on one of the Celtic fan club pages. They've got 18,000 fans and your art work is right at the top of the page.

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Posted: 6 Mar 11 12:59
I'm almost finished my green and white scarf....I was gonna wear it to a Meet and Greet in Toronto in my crazed Susan Boyle phase, but she cancelled. She follows Celtic!

The knitting stopped before the scarf was quite finished.

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Posted: 6 Mar 11 14:12

Quote: Skoob1999

Something like that it was singing.

As I edged closer, I could have sworn I heard it singing "The Fields Of Athan Rye" ...but I wasn't sure.


Tiochfehd ar lar

Skoob


Athenry.

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To Katrina Frongpond - Would have shown you how to do a photoshop composite, but glad you found your penguin after all.



Good day.



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Posted: 6 Mar 11 14:24 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 6 Mar 11 14:24
Marvellous. Congratulations on your community project's success.

This reminds me of Frobisher, and his work with the pygmies of Ufgawufmagoola, who worshipped the Dancing Tree of the Bimbogo Swampland.

The pygmies worshipped the Dancing Tree, not Frobisher, though he did go native in the end.

Carstairs went native, too, in the Wambasi Hinterland. He was the last man you would have expected to go native. He used to dress for dinner and salute a phtograph of Queen Victoria every day without fail, whatever the....(cont. on page 125)

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Posted: 6 Mar 11 15:09
You Big Tease Erskin!

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Posted: 6 Mar 11 16:11
You'll have to read all my stories to see if this continues anywhere.

But let us not hijack the thread.

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Posted: 6 Mar 11 16:57
Hopefully your Celtic pinguin doesn't get shot by "blue" park Rangers

Monkey nutter...

 
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