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Posted: 27 Feb 11 17:48 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 27 Feb 11 17:56
Does what it says on the tin. Your response has to have nothing whatsoever with the original thing.
Example

BOB
Carrots
ALICE
Soup

(Urrn-err)

BOB
Google
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Soup
(ker-ting)

Okay?

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Ed:. Also, oh shit. I spelled it wrong (according my brother). But Google SpellChecker said it was right! Also, 'dissociation' is a partial or complete disruption of the normal integration of a person's conscious or psychological functioning.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 18:04
Gnomes.

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 18:12
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Posted: 27 Feb 11 18:24
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Posted: 27 Feb 11 18:25
sclerotization

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 18:28
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Where is this going 'In' ?

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 18:56 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 27 Feb 11 18:56
Crabs

Also, I don't really know. This was badly thought out. Maybe halfway through I'll change to Word Association. And then flick back and forth.

Either someone just alternates it, or we alternate per person. I'm not decided.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 19:19
I used to be indecisive...but now I'm not too sure!

Sometimes the 'old' saying are the 'best'.

Onwards with the game.


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Posted: 27 Feb 11 19:32
umbrella.............

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
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Posted: 27 Feb 11 19:42
(sorry, those 2 words are very much associated for me; I need to go into the adjoining room for a while...)

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 19:45
Anthracite.............

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
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Posted: 27 Feb 11 21:11
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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:13
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(and now we change to Association)

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:15
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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:18
I don't exactly know what gentalia (I am presuming you are using it in the same sense as A Clockwork Orange) has to do with driving... oh.

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"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:18 - Edited By: Roy Turse, 27 Feb 11 23:19
vodka

oops missed a few goes


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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:24
Coca-Cola

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:45
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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:48
(I did mention I switched it to Word Association?)

World War Two

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 27 Feb 11 23:52
vodka+coke (+tia maria) = a drink called black russian.

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(I did mention I switched it to Word Association?)

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 01:37
Sputnik on ice



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vodka+coke (+tia maria) = a drink called black russian.

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(I did mention I switched it to Word Association?)

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 11:59
Pollyanna (Sputnik was released in the mid-20th century, and so was the movie based on the book)

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 28 Feb 11 20:35
Fishing
(Fishing was what the book by J R Hartley was about in the Yellow Pages advert. Vivian Mary Hartley was the birth name of Vivien Leigh, the unspeakably beautiful actress who was in "A Streetcar Named Desire" with Karl Malden, who also happened to be in "Pollyanna" with the fresh-faced Hayley Mills.)

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Posted: 1 Mar 11 22:49
Volcanoes [Spelled right]

(Well, it appears that according to a BBC docu-drama, entitled "Supervolcano", that Yellowstone Park's thingy will erupt after thousands of years, effectively throwing fish in nearby lakes and rivers up into the air, and down on the cities below, hence the 'flying fish' phenomenon. Which is the link to 'fishing', because [I believe] some rivers near there are open for fishing, at least some of the time)

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

Boys Night Out - "Hey, Thanks!"

 
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