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Inhopeless
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Posted: 31 Jan 11 23:06
The advert: A sucidal ordeal for Americans. An inconvience for Brits and Europeans. For those watching BBC in the UK (like me), "in your face!"

Many companies have come up with innovative ads. This is your chance to make one of your own. Be crude, piss-taking and other emotions.

The winner with the best ad will not win a prize and not get it made into even a ten-second slot during 3am TV.

Here's mine:

In Long Word Form

The English-to-Long Word staple-binded tree-pulp based reference utility. Covers a wide variety of liguistic desires to make you sound smarter than you look! Using a shovel? NO! Utilising a terra-relocation implement for domesticalised dwelling purposes! Writing on theSpoof.com? NO! Using a series of networked networks to communicate substandard literary material to a global socio-economic audience!

Buy the saleable product at all good consumer-to-conglomerate purchasing land-based plots in any major statistical human settlements!

In the Latin-Greek-Sanskrit based verbal communication method:

The English-to-Smart dictionary covers all your needs to sound smart! Utilising a terra-relocation implement for domesticalised dwelling purposes? NO! Using a shovel! Using a series of networked networks to communicate substandard literary material to a global socio-economic audience? No! Writing on theSpoof.com!

Buy the dictionary at all good book retailers in major cities.



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Posted: 31 Jan 11 23:54
Is it an apostle spoon?

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Posted: 1 Feb 11 20:21
NEED A QUICK SNACK WHILE YOUR ON THE GO!?
THIS WILL MAKE YOU GO!

NEW.......ROAD KILL NUGGETS!........FRESH FROM THE DAY IT WAS SCRAPED FROM THE ROAD SIDE!

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Posted: 2 Feb 11 00:57
Haemophiliac? Depressed about it? Want to end it all?

Then use 'Razor Sharp' the ring pull can that makes sure the insurance pays up to the wife and kids. No need to be a bleeding nuisance all of their lives!

Razor sharp varieties of all well-known soft and alcoholic drinks available*

(*except Red Bullock - known to be a blood-clotting agent)

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Posted: 3 Feb 11 20:13 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 3 Feb 11 20:15
Are you a Spoof Writer with Writer's Block? - Then take Bookly's. It tastes awful but it does you good. Full of letters, words and phrases in tablet form.

Take 2 every 4 hours and you'll be writing up a storm in a teacup in no time-relatively speaking or - if not satisfied return the bottle and we will send you some serecalcitrancitationism
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Endorsed by Spoof Writer Inhopeless-the man of few words-all of them bloody long and some even 'made-up' (we are beginning to suspect.)

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Posted: 3 Feb 11 20:32
I endorse it! But my words are not made up! Some of them are not in the dictionary because they are scientific or just too damn long to fit in a dictionary.
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"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

Boys Night Out - "Hey, Thanks!"
Buck E Filbert
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Posted: 4 Feb 11 23:05 - Edited By: Buck E Filbert, 4 Feb 11 23:07
One of the ads that did get made but Sony probably wishes didn't is this one.


try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

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Inhopeless
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Posted: 4 Feb 11 23:26

Quote: Buck E Filbert

One of the ads that did get made but Sony probably wishes didn't is this one.


try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ


Ah. The Onion.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

Boys Night Out - "Hey, Thanks!"

 
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