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Posted: 26 Jan 11 15:23
Suggestions to Mark for Changes on TheSpoof (Fake):


A special gay section: ThePoof

Special Translations for American/British on sports so we know what is being stated.

Automatic cut-off for silly sugg



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Posted: 26 Jan 11 15:36 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 26 Jan 11 15:37
Double points for all female writers

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Posted: 26 Jan 11 15:45
Something to eat ice-cream with: The Spoon
A section for wind-ups: The Spool.
A "punch the classical actor" game: Thesp: Oof!

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Posted: 26 Jan 11 20:30
A special JESUS BUDDA box with his enlightening words of wisdom


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Posted: 26 Jan 11 20:33
A Mafia section.
We can extort money from new writers

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Posted: 26 Jan 11 20:39

Quote: IainB

Something to eat ice-cream with: The Spoon
A section for wind-ups: The Spool.
A "punch the classical actor" game: Thesp: Oof!

Iain


The end product of all that shit nonsense: The Stool

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Posted: 26 Jan 11 20:43
More boobies!

Yay

"I'm taking this into the bushes..." - South Park, Season 8 Episode 10 (http://tvshows-hd.com/south-park-season-8-episode-10-pre-school/ Funnier to watch the whole thing, or jump to around 14 mins )

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Posted: 26 Jan 11 20:45
One for the lurkers: The Aloof!
Hello Sailor: The Sloop!
Endless argument section: The Loops!
Different Strokes: The Pools!
Troll Section: The Spoil!
Top 5 Section: The Spoils!

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Posted: 26 Jan 11 20:49
Best 'blue' stories - The Smurf

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Posted: 27 Jan 11 02:24
I miss the the bit at the top of the screen that scrolled the new news stories round and round (that's true. I do miss that).

It meant I got see a lot more stories a lot quicker. It made it easier to see new readers work.

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Posted: 27 Jan 11 02:31
Yes.

I'll second that.

Whatever it was.

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Posted: 27 Jan 11 03:47 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 27 Jan 11 03:48
No 'arguments allowed on DEBATE threads'.


Take a breathalizer before typing.

Mark - install a 'breathing thing' so that people have to blow into it and the ones who 'blow over normal' will be categorized...

Normal to be decided upon by Mark, coz let's face it...some buggers only post and write when they've had a few....

(a) Sober (according to Mark's breathing thing) - carry on!

(b) Slightly drunk - carry on but with a warning posted before your entries.

(c) Very drunk - red light goes off and all of your comments disappear so that you don't have to go around apologizing to other writers the next day.

I do think this is a wonderful idea of mine.


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Posted: 27 Jan 11 09:12
My suggestion is don't make suggestions





ISSUE ORDERS INSTEAD


If it isn't fixed then break it.............
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Posted: 27 Jan 11 12:06
A Matron with a huge bamboo cane that will go round whipping the backsides of spoofers that use this forum as a personal battleground......Trousers down, six of the best!





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Posted: 27 Jan 11 13:32
I hereby volunteer for the job of MATRON!

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Posted: 27 Jan 11 22:41
section specially for Katy Frogpond's ghost stories the spook

for baby care advice the spock

for mudslingers the splatt

for the hippies - the spliff

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Posted: 27 Jan 11 22:42
second thatmotion perhaps Mrs. Dale's Diarrhea might be an offshoot


Quote: queen mudder


Quote: IainB

Something to eat ice-cream with: The Spoon
A section for wind-ups: The Spool.
A "punch the classical actor" game: Thesp: Oof!

Iain


The end product of all that shit nonsense: The Stool


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Posted: 27 Jan 11 22:48
Mrs Dale's Diarrhoea was a 60s radio shitcom.

Followed by Waggoner's Walk (she walked like that on account of the rectal issues (sic.).

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Posted: 27 Jan 11 23:13 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 27 Jan 11 23:14
No..she walked like that coz she was invited to lots of special "do's" and often had her hair in rollers. (Think about that one!) Pubic nuisance!

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Posted: 28 Jan 11 21:17
Yes, I've thought about that one, and I can safely say I'm none the wiser.


Quote: Lady Godiva

No..she walked like that coz she was invited to lots of special "do's" and often had her hair in rollers. (Think about that one!) Pubic nuisance!

LG


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Posted: 31 Jan 11 17:11
For those who love firing thier hand-held weaponry and satire: The Spoofing Spree

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
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We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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