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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 23 Jan 11 19:46 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 23 Jan 11 19:48
Aguirre, Wrath of Cod
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Bream Coat
The Codfather
Kiss Me Skate
It Happened In Manta Ray
Bream, Bream, Bream
Goldfish Finger
Salmon Chanted Evening
Oyster Parade
Angel Fish with Dirty Faces
The Cincinnatti Squid
Fin City
They Shoot Seahorses Don't They?
Dogfish Day Afternoon
Octopus In Boots
Cod Only Knows
Monster Eel Pie & Mash
Whale Meet Again
Narwhal Man
Swordfish of a Thousand Men
Seahorse With No Name
Mary Had a Little Clam


and so on...


...yeah I know whales an' narwhals aint fishes neither is oysters but who's countin'?

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Posted: 23 Jan 11 19:58



The Bass Menagerie

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Posted: 23 Jan 11 20:04 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 23 Jan 11 20:10
Crikey, have you left any for us They are so funny.

I Bream of Jeanie (with the light brown hair)
Kelp! (I need somebody...)- (not FISH but of the sea)
South Pacific Salmon

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Posted: 23 Jan 11 20:09 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 23 Jan 11 20:32
The Ten Codmandments
Codfellas
Story of a Koi
Eel meat again....
Silence of the clams
All The Pretty Seahorses.
Sea Monkey
Baby Koi
Beer For My Seahorses.
Saving Cod (Christian Drama)
Where The Wild Fins Are
Barnacles: Mask of Light
Alpha Cod


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Posted: 23 Jan 11 20:56


Children of a Lesser Cod!

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Posted: 23 Jan 11 21:48
The Glory of the Bream - William Manchester
The Painted Whale - W.Somerset Maugham
The Moving Fishfinger - Agatha Christie
Such,Such Were the Kois - George Orwell

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Posted: 24 Jan 11 00:56


I Found My Eel (After My Viagra Pill)

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Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
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Posted: 24 Jan 11 01:38
Starfish Wars

The Tarpon that ate Cincinnati

Jaws

Gone With the Whiting







There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!
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Posted: 24 Jan 11 07:14
Cod only knows (beachboys)
Spratt out of hell
We'll Kipper welcome in the hillsides (welsh trad)
Prawn free
There' a Plaice for us (not sung by the sharks in west side story)
and of course Tuna night from the same
Sole man
Hit the road Jackfish
Eely Morning Rain
Tuna wanna Dance (good old cliff!)
Sitting on Haddock of the Bay
Lily Marlin
Never mind the pollocks
When you fish upon a star
We gotta get outta this plaice
Me and you and a dogfish named blue
Here comes the sunfish
Mackerel the knife
Mississippi Mudskipper
Sushi Q
Whiter shade of whale
Whale I ask you




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Posted: 24 Jan 11 14:02


Hoisted on your own pilchard.

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Posted: 24 Jan 11 20:58
I've Grown Accustomed To Your Dace.
No Limpet
Nellie The Elephant Seal
The Walrus (Pink Floyd Not Beatles)
The Green Green Wrasse Of Home
Cool Hand Fluke
Flatfish City Limits
Anemone At The Gates
My Old Portugese Man O' War's A Dustman
Whiting Christmas




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Posted: 24 Jan 11 20:59
How Much Is That Dogfish In The Window


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Posted: 24 Jan 11 23:08
Another brick in the Narwhal? (missed it EQ!)

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Posted: 24 Jan 11 23:52
I certainly did! I thought of Another Brick In The Walrus but missed a narwhal move there.


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Another brick in the Narwhal? (missed it EQ!)


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Posted: 24 Jan 11 23:53
Dace Of Wine & Roses.

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Posted: 25 Jan 11 00:14
Silence Is Goldfish

The Man With The Goldfish/Guppy

Goldfish Years

Goldfish Finger

So Long, And Thanks For All The Goldfish

Bend It Like Goldfish Bollocks

Okay, these are shit.

I hold my gills up to that charge.

Goldfish - who'd have one?

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Posted: 25 Jan 11 17:26
And they called it Guppy love?

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Posted: 25 Jan 11 21:01
I already did Goldfish Finger and Guppy Love.

But that's the way of these things, I've repeated stuff myslef (see that touch there?) before now.

But that's the way of these things, I've repeated stuff myslef (see that touch there?) before now.
But that's the way of these things, I've repeated stuff myslef (see that touch there?) before now.
But that's the way of these things, I've repeated stuff myslef (see that touch there?) before now.
But that's the way of these things, I've repeated stuff myslef (see that touch there?) before now.



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Posted: 28 Jan 11 00:03
Music (Original Artist)

Still Fishing (Senses Fail)
Fishing With Myself (Billy Idol... I think. I know it was covered by the Donnas)
Fishing the Suburbs (Ben Folds)
California Fish (I can never remember who)
Club Fish (Kasabian)
Fishing Is Treason (Kasabian)
Shoot the Fisher (Kasabian)
Notourious Fish (Notourious whatever his name was)
Don't Fish (No Doubt)

Movies/TV (Original Starring)

Hot Fish (Simon Pegg)
Fisher (Kelsey Grammer)
A Plaice In the Sun (forgot her name)


Games/Books/Mags/Papers (Original Publisher)
SimFishing (EA Games)
The Econofish (Economist Group)
The News of the Sea (Rupert Murdoch's Evil Corp)
The New Fjord Times (Evil Corp)

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 28 Jan 11 00:36
School's Trout
Somewhere Over The Rainbow Trout.
Brown Trout In The Ring
Whelk Keep A Whelkcome In The Hillsides
Fins Ain't What They Used To Be


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Posted: 28 Jan 11 00:53
The Grapes of Wrasse
Moll Flounders
Mackerel on 34th Street
Shadow of a Trout
A Plaice in the Sun

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Posted: 29 Jan 11 02:11
(starring Ben Stiller)
Tropic Flounder
Zooswimmer
FishBall



"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 29 Jan 11 09:43 - Edited By: Lynton, 29 Jan 11 09:46
Peyton Plaice
Catfish on a hot tin roof (frying tonight)
The night of the Pirahna
Wels Fargo
Eel have to go (jim reeves)
Eel be seeing you (in all the old familiar plaices)
The Blue Lamprey
any film by Ken Loach
Armagudgeon (my fave so far)
Pufferfish the magic Dragonet
Whitebait Christmas
Green Grunions (Booker T)

sorry if there are repeats

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Posted: 29 Jan 11 20:04
Whitebait Christmas


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Posted: 30 Jan 11 02:38
oops!

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