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Posted: 9 Jan 11 13:34

Cars That Probably Won't Sell Well in 2011:


The Ford F-150 Fuck-Up

The Yugo Nowhere

The Audi Knowbetter

The Buick Naked




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Posted: 9 Jan 11 13:43
The Lexus Lemon.........



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Posted: 9 Jan 11 14:01
Rolls Canardly


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Posted: 9 Jan 11 14:01
Ford Erection (I don know though....)
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Misubishi-T
Renault Go
Rolls Royce Silver Hair



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Flaming Pinto (take two)

Mustink

Rollonover Explorer

Obama Express (experimental crash test project)

Lucas (the english version of the all electric (sic) car)

Fahrt! (The german mini running on methane gas)

ShaBoom! (a Gaza export fully optioned)

U-Pedal (GM Hybrid for the taxpaying public)









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Posted: 9 Jan 11 14:48
we suddenly entered the realm of fantasy?

Mitsubishi Methane

Massive Harris (tractor)

Renault Repair

BMW Pong (Thai fabrication)

Ford Coma


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Posted: 9 Jan 11 16:42


The Dodge Duck

The Saab Bitch

The Ford Exploder

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Posted: 9 Jan 11 17:27
Ford Foo Shun (made in China)

Nissan Zzzzzzzz

VW Virus



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Posted: 9 Jan 11 18:00
The Honda Unaffordable

Ford Out of Focus

Dodge Sled

The Not-So-Smart Car (aka The Dumb Ass Car, whose name was changed so as to not offend any not-so-smart - aka dumb ass - customers out there who, I'm guessing, won't mind it a bit, if and when it so ever happens that they have to sit up when it comes to either test drive or proceed as planned in the never late for the fair coffin of - hopefully - their own choosing).

At one time we were all old enough to know, yet still young enough not to know any better. Thank God (or, whoever is screening his/her calls these days) some of us can somehow pretend that to be, more or less, still the case.
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Posted: 9 Jan 11 19:30


The Land Rover Dogsled

The Mercedes Muletrain

The Mercury Filling

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Posted: 9 Jan 11 19:59
Toyota Tireloss

Mitsubishi Mangler

Isuz you

Range rollover

Arm xxx

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Posted: 9 Jan 11 20:08
Fiord Edsela (Sweden)

Pontiac Past (Used Only)

CNX (Chinese BMW)

Biden Blather

VW Boom (Hydrogen Fueled)



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Toyota Iota

Ford Siesta

Toyota Taco

Toyota Bystander

Audi Murphy

Pontiac ufo

LG

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Posted: 9 Jan 11 21:10
Ford Pinata

Sob

Criesler

Astin Spumoni

Toyota Recall




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Posted: 9 Jan 11 21:33
Chevy Cameo

Chevy Taco

Chevy Chickenpox

Kia Shortarse 2011

LG



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Posted: 10 Jan 11 00:37
Dodge Rammed

Dacia Lot (Rumanian renault clone over here)

Cheverolet Impailer

Nissan Noway

Toyota Hiass

Alpha Romeo Woodlouse (poor man's spyder?)

Lada Scrap

Pontiac Grand Pricks

Pontiac 'sonfire

Porsche Pimento

Suzuki Slug

Suzuki Baleouto



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Posted: 10 Jan 11 02:42


The Lincoln Penny

Cadillac Cardiac

The Chevy Privy

Hummer Vuvuzela

Saturn Uranus

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Posted: 10 Jan 11 03:06
  1. Hyundai Beermeister
  2. Kia Baghdad
  3. Plymouth Pat Down
  4. Oldsmobile Botox
  5. Honda Taliban


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Posted: 10 Jan 11 15:48


Dodge Ball

The Ferrari Geraldine

Fiat Tire

Ford River

The Honda Fonda

Lamborghini Lagasse

The Lexus Luther

The Smart Ass





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Posted: 10 Jan 11 17:55

Quote: Bureau

Dodge Ball

The Ferrari Geraldine

Fiat Tire

Ford River

The Honda Fonda

Lamborghini Lagasse

The Lexus Luther

The Smart Ass


all very clever I must say.


 
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