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Charpa93
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Posted: 4 Jan 11 21:17
Kate Plus Ten

Real Gun Owners of Clewiston County

Gun Show/Pawn Shop Wars

Snooki's Pimp A Ride

Bieber's Next Barber




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Posted: 4 Jan 11 21:55
Britain's Got Talent.

X Factor.



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Posted: 4 Jan 11 22:01

Quote: Erskin Quint

Britain's Got Talent.

X Factor.


Fair enough, but what about some new shows you hope they won't develop?



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Posted: 4 Jan 11 22:03


76 And Pregnant

America's Next Flophouse Model

Britain's Got Towel Lint


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Posted: 4 Jan 11 22:04

Quote: Charpa93
Kate Plus Ten
Real Gun Owners of Clewiston County
Gun Show/Pawn Shop Wars
Snooki's Pimp A Ride
Bieber's Next Barber


Nice....

How about,


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CSI Bloomington-Normal: Most common crime; bible theft.

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Posted: 4 Jan 11 22:06


Kendall and Kylie Kardashian do LA.

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Posted: 4 Jan 11 22:17
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Posted: 4 Jan 11 22:30 - Edited By: John Peurach, 5 Jan 11 00:43
*Deutchland Uber Something Or Other in Association with Just Following Orders Productions Presents - Amazing Race

(No, wait....they already tried something like that a while back with the late Burt Covey - Or was it, Fritz "Dwight" Frye? - as host. If I remember correctly, it was in all the papers.)

*Hell's Crawlspace with Chef (and notorious clown expert) John Wayne Gacy

*This Really Old, About To Fall Down, Rat-Infested, Termite Recommended, Hazardous Waste Authorities Approved, Crack House (somewhere in New Jersey)

*American Idle - The Michigan and Other Thrown Under The Bus Rustbelt States Edition

*Survivor: Delray Beach, Florida (You better hurry!)

j/p.

At one time we were all old enough to know, yet still young enough not to know any better. Thank God (or, whoever is screening his/her calls these days) some of us can somehow pretend that to be, more or less, still the case.
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Posted: 4 Jan 11 22:32
I don't know about this...

There are some I would like to see...

Strictly Trappist
Strictly Kamikaze
Celebrity Disembowelling
Come Die With Me
Britain's Got Suicide Bombers
Celebrity H Block
Medieval Plague Village
Victorian Squalor
Strictly Gladiatorial
Celebrity Gulag
19th Century Sugar Plantation
Strictly Luddite
19th Century Cotton Mill
Britain's Got Child Abusers

A fair bit of "reality" in some of those.


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Posted: 5 Jan 11 00:39
*Big Dumb Ass Knuckle-Dragging Mouth-Breather Half-Brother

*Ace of Scum

*Six Knicks Pix Flix

And, debuting this summer on the all new and improved Michigan State Pen Satellite Network (MSPSN):

*Execution's On Us with Denny McLain
(Formerly, "This Week In Capital Punishment with James Ellroy"


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Posted: 5 Jan 11 00:56
"Medieval Plague Village" - haven't stopped laughing

How about

DIY Onanism (by any other name)

Behind the scenes at the Job Centre

(some real opportunities for drama there - imagine a geordie accent -'It's 3pm and Thelma's gone to the bog' camera pans in to Thelma doing her face - 'It,s the muslims why is it every time I get on to desk duty I get one? Dunno why they cann't suck a peppermint or summink')

Celebrity building site





Quote: Erskin Quint

I don't know about this...

There are some I would like to see...

Strictly Trappist
Strictly Kamikaze
Celebrity Disembowelling
Come Die With Me
Britain's Got Suicide Bombers
Celebrity H Block
Medieval Plague Village
Victorian Squalor
Strictly Gladiatorial
Celebrity Gulag
19th Century Sugar Plantation
Strictly Luddite
19th Century Cotton Mill
Britain's Got Child Abusers

A fair bit of "reality" in some of those.


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Posted: 5 Jan 11 02:01
We have some real wits about us here on the Spoof. Keep 'em coming.

Charpa

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Posted: 5 Jan 11 02:36
Palin Presidential Frontrunner.

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Posted: 5 Jan 11 02:51
Celebrity moose hunt
So you think you can wrestle a grizzly?
The secret life of lumberjacks (David Attenborough narrates)
Ginger and proud of it!
Inuit rehab
Celebrity waterboarding
Pimp for a day
Strictly ballet (with Hulk Hogan)
Beverley Hills fops
Briging up baby (flyon the wall documentary with Elton and David)
Idle Pop ( follows a week in the life of a couch potato)
The world's most boring man
76 and still saving myself for Mr Right
WWF presents Beer Shack Brawls


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Posted: 5 Jan 11 22:44
Vern Troyer's "Mini Me and his Minnier Me's"

Real Housewives of Hootin' Holler

Useless Crap Collectors

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Posted: 6 Jan 11 00:36
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Posted: 6 Jan 11 01:04 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 6 Jan 11 01:07
Fat loser midget poygamist junk collecting moron that dresses like a rock star

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Posted: 6 Jan 11 01:08
Gillian McKeith's Strip Tease Challenge

RIP

 
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