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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Worst cereals canceled after trial run in 2010: Post Sugar Poops Captain Crotch Mice Krispies Great Nuts Dingleberry Shortcake Honey, Nut Chex |
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Lady Godiva
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Weetabricks
Lice Krispies Quorn Flakes Shredded Peat Freddies Honey Bunches of Goats LG |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Weevleshits
Sugar Pus Rice Crickets Shredded wigs Arm xxx |
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Lynton
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sugar poofs
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Morse
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* Ca Ca Puffs * Mighty Mouse Chocolate Kernels * Gruel & Drool (dehydrated...just add spit) |
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Lady Godiva
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Goatmeal
I Can't Believe It's Not Cereal All Brain |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Used Oats
Apple Jocks Cocoa Hooters Krispy Kittens Porn Flakes Gatwick Puffs |
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Lady Godiva
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Manillow Oats
Maple & Brown Boogers Maple & Brown Boogers Mini Smurfers Marshmallow Titty-Bits Ma's Shallow Mateys Pa's Shallow Blasted Shooter Loops Tragic Puffs Cereal Mickey Mouse Magic Crotch |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Quinoa Cakes.
Trying to bait Lynton, I think he actually made these. |
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John Peurach
Writer Location: Los Angeles Registered: 17 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cheeriohno's.
(Which, after some last minute tinkering, following a disastrous coming out party as initially, "Cheerio-Nose", meet with an equally depressing amount of lackluster enthusiasm from those involved with the blind taste study conducted by the not-so-swift marketing folks at General Run of the Mills, during the company's annual, as usual, finger pointing/gag reflux unfriendly stockholders conclave in beautiful downtown Woonsocket, Rhode Island.) |
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Lady Godiva
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Peurach Pops (sugar free)
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Lynton
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What a memory Vic - I did indeed and I also popped it ending up with very small puffed grains that tasted of the smell of wet dogs.
Who was 'Golden Graham' anyway? Recycled All-Bran Anyone remember 'Grape nuts'? I never knew they had them.
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Lady Godiva
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You fellas keep me 'on my toes' learning new stuff all of the time:
Quinoa a species of goosefoot (Chenopodium), is a grain-like crop grown primarily for its edible seeds. It is a pseudocereal rather than a true cereal, ... LG |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nut 'N Much Froot Poots Oatmeal Squirrels Poo Berry Sample Jacks |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tiger's Mistresses Sugar Frosted Flakes
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Lynton
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Goat crunchies
Quaker goats Goatmeal Goat so simple Goaty pops |
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Legume O's
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Lynton
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crap snackle and plop
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The new cereal for impotent men didn't fare well. Sales were flat.
"Nut & Raisin Honey" You may have to say it a few times to get it... PM |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Frosted Oilseeds
- Theeeeeere Great! |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ta Ta's (Cheerios)
Squirrel Nuts 'n Honey Co-Co Goobers Ka Ka Kashi |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hamster Cage Muesli
Dicey Crispies Cocaine Pops Shredders with Sultanas and Razors Iain |
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