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Posted: 2 Jan 11 16:58

Worst cereals canceled after trial run in 2010:


Post Sugar Poops

Captain Crotch

Mice Krispies

Great Nuts

Dingleberry Shortcake

Honey, Nut Chex




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Posted: 2 Jan 11 17:24
Weetabricks

Lice Krispies

Quorn Flakes

Shredded Peat

Freddies

Honey Bunches of Goats

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Posted: 2 Jan 11 18:01
Weevleshits

Sugar Pus

Rice Crickets

Shredded wigs

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Posted: 2 Jan 11 18:04
sugar poofs



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Posted: 2 Jan 11 19:05


* Ca Ca Puffs

* Mighty Mouse Chocolate Kernels

* Gruel & Drool (dehydrated...just add spit)



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Posted: 2 Jan 11 19:33
Goatmeal

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Posted: 2 Jan 11 19:44
Used Oats

Apple Jocks

Cocoa Hooters

Krispy Kittens

Porn Flakes

Gatwick Puffs





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Posted: 2 Jan 11 20:42
Manillow Oats

Maple & Brown Boogers

Maple & Brown Boogers Mini Smurfers

Marshmallow Titty-Bits

Ma's Shallow Mateys

Pa's Shallow Blasted Shooter Loops

Tragic Puffs Cereal


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Posted: 2 Jan 11 20:47 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 2 Jan 11 22:56
Quinoa Cakes.

Trying to bait Lynton, I think he actually made these.

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Posted: 2 Jan 11 20:51 - Edited By: John Peurach, 2 Jan 11 20:55
Cheeriohno's.

(Which, after some last minute tinkering, following a disastrous coming out party as initially, "Cheerio-Nose", meet with an equally depressing amount of lackluster enthusiasm from those involved with the blind taste study conducted by the not-so-swift marketing folks at General Run of the Mills, during the company's annual, as usual, finger pointing/gag reflux unfriendly stockholders conclave in beautiful downtown Woonsocket, Rhode Island.)

At one time we were all old enough to know, yet still young enough not to know any better. Thank God (or, whoever is screening his/her calls these days) some of us can somehow pretend that to be, more or less, still the case.
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Posted: 2 Jan 11 21:21
Peurach Pops (sugar free)

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Posted: 2 Jan 11 23:20
What a memory Vic - I did indeed and I also popped it ending up with very small puffed grains that tasted of the smell of wet dogs.

Who was 'Golden Graham' anyway?

Recycled All-Bran

Anyone remember 'Grape nuts'? I never knew they had them.


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Quinoa Cakes.

Trying to bait Lynton, I think he actually made these.


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Posted: 2 Jan 11 23:23
You fellas keep me 'on my toes' learning new stuff all of the time:

Quinoa a species of goosefoot (Chenopodium), is a grain-like crop grown primarily for its edible seeds. It is a pseudocereal rather than a true cereal, ...

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Posted: 2 Jan 11 23:35


Nut 'N Much

Froot Poots

Oatmeal Squirrels

Poo Berry

Sample Jacks

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Posted: 3 Jan 11 00:47 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 3 Jan 11 01:04
Tiger's Mistresses Sugar Frosted Flakes

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Posted: 3 Jan 11 08:07
Goat crunchies
Quaker goats
Goatmeal
Goat so simple
Goaty pops

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Posted: 3 Jan 11 21:15
  • Special Steroids
  • Shredded Hormones


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Posted: 4 Jan 11 13:38
Legume O's

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Posted: 4 Jan 11 16:06
crap snackle and plop

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Posted: 4 Jan 11 18:40
The new cereal for impotent men didn't fare well. Sales were flat.


"Nut & Raisin Honey"


You may have to say it a few times to get it...
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Posted: 5 Jan 11 00:30 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 7 Jan 11 01:25
Frosted Oilseeds
- Theeeeeere Great!

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Posted: 7 Jan 11 05:00
Ta Ta's (Cheerios)

Squirrel Nuts 'n Honey

Co-Co Goobers

Ka Ka Kashi



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Posted: 7 Jan 11 08:16 - Edited By: IainB, 7 Jan 11 08:18
Hamster Cage Muesli
Dicey Crispies
Cocaine Pops
Shredders with Sultanas and Razors

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