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Worst cereals canceled after trial run in 2010:


Post Sugar Poops

Captain Crotch

Mice Krispies

Great Nuts

Dingleberry Shortcake

Honey, Nut Chex

Weetabricks

Lice Krispies

Quorn Flakes

Shredded Peat

Freddies

Honey Bunches of Goats

LG

Weevleshits

Sugar Pus

Rice Crickets

Shredded wigs

Arm xxx

sugar poofs

* Ca Ca Puffs

* Mighty Mouse Chocolate Kernels

* Gruel & Drool (dehydrated...just add spit)

Goatmeal

I Can't Believe It's Not Cereal

All Brain

Used Oats

Apple Jocks

Cocoa Hooters

Krispy Kittens

Porn Flakes

Gatwick Puffs

Manillow Oats

Maple & Brown Boogers

Maple & Brown Boogers Mini Smurfers

Marshmallow Titty-Bits

Ma's Shallow Mateys

Pa's Shallow Blasted Shooter Loops

Tragic Puffs Cereal


Mickey Mouse Magic Crotch

Quinoa Cakes.

Trying to bait Lynton, I think he actually made these.

Cheeriohno's.

(Which, after some last minute tinkering, following a disastrous coming out party as initially, "Cheerio-Nose", meet with an equally depressing amount of lackluster enthusiasm from those involved with the blind taste study conducted by the not-so-swift marketing folks at General Run of the Mills, during the company's annual, as usual, finger pointing/gag reflux unfriendly stockholders conclave in beautiful downtown Woonsocket, Rhode Island.)

Peurach Pops (sugar free)

LG

What a memory Vic - I did indeed and I also popped it ending up with very small puffed grains that tasted of the smell of wet dogs.

Who was 'Golden Graham' anyway?

Recycled All-Bran

Anyone remember 'Grape nuts'? I never knew they had them.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Quinoa Cakes.

Trying to bait Lynton, I think he actually made these.

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You fellas keep me 'on my toes' learning new stuff all of the time:

Quinoa a species of goosefoot (Chenopodium), is a grain-like crop grown primarily for its edible seeds. It is a pseudocereal rather than a true cereal, ...

LG

Nut 'N Much

Froot Poots

Oatmeal Squirrels

Poo Berry

Sample Jacks

Tiger's Mistresses Sugar Frosted Flakes

Goat crunchies
Quaker goats
Goatmeal
Goat so simple
Goaty pops

• Special Steroids
• Shredded Hormones

Legume O's

crap snackle and plop

The new cereal for impotent men didn't fare well. Sales were flat.


"Nut & Raisin Honey"


You may have to say it a few times to get it...
PM

Frosted Oilseeds
- Theeeeeere Great!

Ta Ta's (Cheerios)

Squirrel Nuts 'n Honey

Co-Co Goobers

Ka Ka Kashi

Hamster Cage Muesli
Dicey Crispies
Cocaine Pops
Shredders with Sultanas and Razors

Iain