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I know, a small accomplishment compared to the number of stories some writers here have racked up.

I still feel like someone should bake me a frikken cake or something. Maybe a ticker tape parade.


BEF
vagina

Congratulations Buck!

Looking forward to the next 300.
qm

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Quote: queen mudder

Congratulations Buck!

Looking forward to the next 300.
qm

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....that's a lot of stories in just one day!

Son of Bureau???????

congrats!

It must be a great feeling.... Can I add my news and magazine stories together?

Lady G

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Quote: Lady Godiva

It must be a great feeling.... Can I add my news and magazine stories together?

Lady G

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...that's called 'bundling'...a tactic used by Bernie Madoff, Chinese Clinton Fund Raisers, and horny colonists back in the day with no central heating....

probably a Canadian thingy too, eh?

Proud of you Bucky. Good going.
There was a famous movie "300" so it ain't hay.

Charpa

You'll notice I didn't say any of them were particularly good.
Just there.

BEF
vagina

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Quote: Buck E Filbert

You'll notice I didn't say any of them were particularly good.
Just there.

BEF
vagina

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Dude, the effort is much appreciated! You are a valued member of the USWU. Unpaid Satirical Writers Union.

Hack Writers unite!

COngrats on the 300!
PM

Hey Buck me old son..

Let me add all my hearty congratulations...

And add another hearty fuck the twat re the comments above..

You and me know each other right!

Weeze related..

Unless I'm wrong on this..

Aint you the self-styled King Of The Vagina Story?

OK..

This is great Buck..

Youze bin knockin out these fancy Spoof vagina tales fer near on FOUR grittin years..

Whereas I'ze just bin doin' it fer just over the ONE year..

And every vagina story I've seen you write..

I reckon I wrote it sometime before..

Not that I mind..

Honest.... I don't...

But I wanna say sommat...

I'ze done Talkin' vaginas ..

I'ze done vaginas that think that and say this ..

And I'ze done vaginas that talk that... and gossip the other..

An I'ze done champion vaginas..

An I'ze done prize winnin' vaginas..

An I'ze done singin' vaginas, hummin' vaginas, gay vaginas, purple vaginas...

daft vaginas, brilliant vaginas, angry vaginas, shaved vaginas, hairy vaginas...

green vaginas, Abyssinian vaginas, vajazzled vaginas, nincompoop vaginas....

I'ze even done lost property vaginas..

An yer know what Buck..

After a whole year..

I'ze cum ter the conclusion that I'ze said most that can be said about vaginas..

An youze bin doin it fer FOUR years.... AMAZING...

Not that I'll never write another vagina story..

But maybe I'll think twice about it...

Just sayin..

If you have not read this yet, it was banished to the magazine section to die a slow painful death, as it probably should. But, here are my simple observations on well thought out stories as opposed to vagina stories.

I've Written 300 Vagina Stories, Who Cares?

In case the link does not work it's:
I've Written 300 Vagina Stories, Who Cares?
In the Magazine section


PS I didn't see that you've written anything about alien vagina's Et's love probing orifices of all circularity.

Just for clarification here is that Alien vagina story:

Aliens Have Vaginas

Colonel Juan,
Wanted you to know you were covered.

BEF
vagina

Sorry Buck.. I've been out...

Anyway.. what I wrote earlier..

It was precisely on the back of reading your today's Mag Story....

Whilst it awaited publication...

But it had been coming on for a little while..

Or at least since reading your amazing..

Megan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest In World..

Like I said, It's not the story that fascinated me...

Had it been written by a newbie, I'd have been impressed..

Rather, it was the thought that this was the product of 4 years Spoofing..

Maybe I caught a glimpse of my own destiny..

Take no notice of me Buck..

Or my advice on expanding your repertoire..

I'm just a miserable old git

with nothing better to do with my time..

Love & peace...

My thing is slipping in a good thought between exploitation
stories. I seem to get more satisfaction out of something kinda clever because Paris's coochie is just too damn easy.

SiriusXM satellite radio is broadcasting Paul McCartney live from NY City, it sounds friggin incredible. The mix is perfect. Great sound engineer. They're celebrating 20 million subscribers so they are putting on a free concert for the listeners. Bitchin!

Wish I was there to see it live.


BEF
vagina

Buck, why don't you start to delete your stories, 1-per-week, until you have no more left?

If you really wanted to, you could leave them sitting there in your drafts, and then start re-publishing them again, one-by-one, in six-years' time.

Just a thought.



Merry Christmas from all at Monkey Woods Towers.

I could run them in reverse at 50% of normal speed, give myself twice the mileage. Backwards.

BEF
vagina

I bought a 10 pack of Party Poppers.

At each 100, I pop a Party Popper, and whoop as the streamers float down around me.

This has led me to no longer write Spoofs in internet cafes.

I suggest you give it a go. The poppers, not the internet cafes.

Don't make the same mistake I did though, and be sat too close to a fan when you pop one off.

Iain