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Posted: 20 Nov 10 13:54 - Edited By: queen mudder, 20 Nov 10 13:55
A French farmer has been given a one-month suspended jail sentence and fined 500 euros for feeding his ducks marijuana to rid them of worms.

Police arrested Michel Rouyer after they discovered 12 cannabis plants and about 5kg (11lb) of the drug during a visit to his home after a theft.
BBC story

HA!

Believe that and you'll believe anything....

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Posted: 20 Nov 10 14:00
That's hilarious news!

Also 5 stars for your follow-up.

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Posted: 20 Nov 10 17:14
Funny stories!

5 star spoof cuisine

I'm not saying I believe the guy, but this seems at least plausible.

In my window garden this summer, I faced an insect infestation that affected everything but my weed. Maybe they didn't like the odor?

I prefer natural and dietary ways of countering disease, but as a non-expert in the rearing of mallards, I would probably still recommend adding fresh garlic to their diet!

LOL

If he baked the weed to release the THC, he would no doubt be dealing with some very relaxed ducks indeed.



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Posted: 20 Nov 10 17:14 - Edited By: Deafo, 21 Nov 10 18:36
5 thumbs

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Posted: 20 Nov 10 18:08
Splendid and a great spoof from QM. As ever.

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Posted: 22 Nov 10 17:57
Sorry Queen M. I just saw that story on the BEEB and spoofed it, didn't see yours, nevermind, it takes two to tango / JO

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 24 Nov 10 01:44 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 24 Nov 10 01:46
It takes two to do a LOT of things

e.g.

a) It takes two to cut down a tree with a 2-man saw

b) It takes two to tango. (Oh...you've already covered that one)

c) It takes TWO to be twins

d) It takes two lots of sugar and two lots of cream
for a 'double double'

e) It takes two to make a 'pair'

f) It takes two to have an argument (unless you have
an imaginary friend with whom you disagree).

g) It takes two to be a couple


The list goes on.

Lady G.

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