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Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Nov 10 22:39
I hate the lot of you.

You're all bastards.

Especially that pirate Captain.

And that wonky eyed nurse.

Bastards.

Skoob.

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Posted: 15 Nov 10 22:47

Quote: Skoob1999

I hate the lot of you.

You're all bastards.

Especially that pirate Captain.

And that wonky eyed nurse.

Bastards.

Skoob.



Now you've really gone and dunit! Porker! Leather Jerkin Yob!

Gazebo Pervert! Toothpick Twat! Shite cook! Lamp post HUMPER!

Forum Flamer! .....words fail me.......BASTARD!

XXXXXOO

YOUR FAN (twitter me later...I've got BIG UNS!)





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Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Nov 10 22:54
Oh great.

World's only seasick steak and ale pie scoffing Captain.

Bastard.

Skoob.

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Posted: 15 Nov 10 22:58
Fuck the lot of you.

If I ever met any of you, you would get my 14" BLUE winklepickers up yer arse.

Hedgemonkeys.............

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
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Posted: 15 Nov 10 23:11

Quote: birbee

Fuck the lot of you.

If I ever met any of you, you would get my 14" BLUE winklepickers up yer arse.

Hedgemonkeys.............



...come ahead then you camel toed suede shod PRAT.(Copywright 2010/KS)

want some blue balls to match those engineer boots? Eh?

Come for a Plow Mans Breakfast hav ya...well, you'll get a rasher then Pervert!





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Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Nov 10 23:47
Bastard!

RIP
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Posted: 15 Nov 10 23:49
Penis breath.............

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
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Posted: 15 Nov 10 23:53
OK, count me in!
Lizard faced, rectum breathed, bald gonaded, cheesey toed, toad hided num-chuck skulls!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Nov 10 23:56
Scum. Wherever you look. Scum.

Scum.

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 16 Nov 10 00:05
poop mouth



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Skoob1999
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 00:08
Suck my arse!

Bastard.

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Posted: 16 Nov 10 00:20

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Suck my arse!

Bastard.



Peckerhead!

What you're trying to cultivate on your chin grows wild on me arse!

Keep yer thumb to yerself.....Bastard Pervert!

...and you, you with the blue gun boats....take a fooking hike!

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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 00:48
Okay, now that everybody's warmed up, how about a REAL flame-up, you worthless fart-knockers?



Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 01:00 - Edited By: John Peurach, 16 Nov 10 01:01
Okay, okay, forget the cake.

Who wants gum instead?

jp.

At one time we were all old enough to know, yet still young enough not to know any better. Thank God (or, whoever is screening his/her calls these days) some of us can somehow pretend that to be, more or less, still the case.
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 01:06

Quote: John Peurach

Okay, okay, forget the cake.

Who wants gum instead?



Marie Antoinette's famous last words.

Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 01:11

Quote: John Peurach

Okay, okay, forget the cake.

Who wants gum instead?

jp.



...hey, you talkin' to me?....chew on this!

(good thing we're all good sports,eh?)

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Posted: 16 Nov 10 01:25

Quote: Morse

(good thing we're all good sports,eh?)



That's no way to have a pretend flame-up, ye scurvy dog!



Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 01:58
Mad cow infected, pig scrotum eating, Liberace kissing, grandmother seducing poopy heads!

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Posted: 16 Nov 10 03:42
That was uncalled for, you bastard.

Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 04:00
Scum sucking, knock kneed, tightey whitey, furrow browed, broomstick riding,(and I don't mean side saddle), festering diseased bucket of whale snot. You smell like a bus with limburger cheese on the exhaust manifold. Your views on satirical writing are about as interesting as milk on a baked potato. You're almost as funny as Amy Winehouse when Amy Winehouse is trying to be funny.

In closing, I leave you with as brilliant of a sign off as you deserve.

Blow me.

But of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way.

rfreed
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 04:09
OWWW!!
That hurt!
I'm telling my Mommy!
MOOOMMMMYYYYY!

Limburger brains!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 04:10
Oh yeah?

Well, your mama writes for Spooftimes, c**ksucker.

... but not in a gay way.

Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 04:10
Wait a moment. Limburger has been done already.

Mincemeat face!

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Posted: 16 Nov 10 04:13
THIS MESSAGE CONTAINS NO FLAME OR HEAT SOURCE OF ANY KIND

Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 16 Nov 10 04:20
Go ahead and flame out then!
I, however, will carry boldly on-

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