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Mike Gatspy
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Posted: 9 Nov 10 17:02
My computer is buggered at the moment. I've just jumped on the office computer before going home. Hopefully I will be back online soon...but in the meantime, happy spoofing!!

I didn't get where I am today by giving up on my dreams. I got here by not having any.

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Posted: 9 Nov 10 17:50
Jesus...

Mike...

Swindon...

Oh no.

Sympathy.

Shit...

So sorry...

That accent...

Them factories...

So so sorry...

Skoob.

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Posted: 10 Nov 10 04:41 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 10 Nov 10 04:43

Quote: Mike Gatspy

I've just jumped on the office computer before going home.



How I learned to stop worrying and love the computer.

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Mike Gatspy
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Posted: 10 Nov 10 17:46
Believe me Skoob...as a brummie my accent makes even Swindon sound classy. And that takes some doing!

I didn't get where I am today by giving up on my dreams. I got here by not having any.

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Posted: 10 Nov 10 18:26
Ha!

Mrs Skoob is from Worcester.

Always said I'd never wed a women with a Midlands accent.

Then, bugger me, I did.

Lovely people.

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Skoob.

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Posted: 12 Nov 10 13:08 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 12 Nov 10 13:09

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Lovely people.




Not my experience, Skoob. Dudley. No other words are necessary.

Although, I have to admit, there are good and bad people everywhere. It's just that there are more bad than good in Dudley.

And Brummies? Don't get me started on them.

Especially that fat bastard Angela Young, the superoverweight monstrosity responsible for the Mars Bar cakes. Shit! I can still hear her corduroy-trousered thighs rubbing together as she trudged down the office.

Sadly, that sound and mental image will go with me to the grave, although, hopefully, not beyond it.

To have ambitions, was my ambition

 
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