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Deafo
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Posted: 1 Nov 10 22:30
Hello Folks

Just discovered this site - love it!!

sean

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Posted: 1 Nov 10 22:37
Welcome,

glad you like it. It's a friendly place.

As I'm sure you'll discover.

Satisfying the bloodlust of the masses in peacetime!
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Posted: 1 Nov 10 22:38
Greetings.

I'm new too. Again. Ish.

Not really.

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 1 Nov 10 22:38
Hiya Sean

Have fun mate.

We do.

Rehgards

(Oops, been drinking again!)

Skoob

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Posted: 1 Nov 10 22:43


Welcome Sean,

You're in good company and it sure as hell is a lot of fun.

Sid

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Posted: 1 Nov 10 22:48
Hello Sean. Welcome. Hope you love the site as much as I'm beginning to.

I didn't get where I am today by giving up on my dreams. I got here by not having any.

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 1 Nov 10 22:56
Join in folks!

It's a bit mad, but there you go.

Welcome

Skoob.

RIP
Deafo
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Posted: 1 Nov 10 23:03
Thanks folks loving it.

Looking forward to wasting my day at work on here.



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Posted: 1 Nov 10 23:05
You wouldn't be the first, and sure as hell won't be the last.

I've got an appointment tomorrow at 8am!

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Posted: 1 Nov 10 23:25

Quote: Deafo

Hello Folks

Just discovered this site - love it!!

sean



....we always need new crew...sword, pistol, cutlass or axe...what's you're specialty?....we have enough mates that talk people to death....
although someone with culinary skills would be welcome......
Haar!

Morse

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 1 Nov 10 23:39

Quote: Morse


Quote: Deafo

Hello Folks

Just discovered this site - love it!!

sean



....we always need new crew...sword, pistol, cutlass or axe...what's you're specialty?....we have enough mates that talk people to death....
although someone with culinary skills would be welcome......
Haar!

Morse


I'm in tears.

Is this the way you tell me I'm fired?

I'm gutted.

Like Wayne Rooney.

Erm Erm Like. Erm Like. Erm...

An dat.

Innit.

Regards

Skoob (Redundant)

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Posted: 2 Nov 10 00:08 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 2 Nov 10 00:09
Deafo/Sean:

Welcome to the funny farm.

PoM

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Posted: 2 Nov 10 02:17 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 2 Nov 10 02:18
Welcome aboard Deafo

I've had trouble with the coloured Semtex cartridges in my printer plugging up.

No problem now that I got an HP.

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Posted: 2 Nov 10 08:54

Quote: Deafo

Looking forward to wasting my day at work on here.




A piece of advice from one who knows, and has suffered after doing exactly what you say you're going to do:

Watch the fat cunt sitting behind you. She's watching what you're doing, and she's evil.

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Deafo
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Posted: 2 Nov 10 10:19
Thanks all - i feel ill fit right in here.

loving it

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Posted: 2 Nov 10 12:48


Welcome Sean!

Jump right in!


-Bureau

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
Deafo
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Posted: 2 Nov 10 13:19
Cheers Bureau

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Posted: 2 Nov 10 19:31
Nice to have someone who throws himself to the sharks and survives, I'm sure with that attitude you'll be a welcome member to the madness here, greetings from Jaggedone or JO

Monkey nutter...
P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 2 Nov 10 21:20
Lemme add my welcome to the party!

PM

Deafo
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Posted: 2 Nov 10 22:30
Thanks Jaggedone/Jo and P.M Wortham, look forward to future dealings!

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Posted: 3 Nov 10 16:34
Welcome. Hope you enjoy yourself here.

Charpa

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Posted: 3 Nov 10 19:59


I'd like to say welcome, but I'm such a miserable bastard that I won't.

Unless you've got some money.

Or big tits.

Or a publishing deal that you don't need.

Or a sister with big tits.

Or some blackmail material on me.

Or Queen Mudder.

And as the baby rabbit of hope emerges into the soft sunlight of happiness to be confronted with the double barrels of reality
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Posted: 3 Nov 10 20:13



this newbie is getting more fan mail than Fergus.......!

What's Up?

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Posted: 3 Nov 10 23:47

Quote: Morse

this newbie is getting more fan mail than Fergus.......!







Never!!!

You want me as a moderator!
You need me as a moderator!!!
Deafo
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Posted: 4 Nov 10 11:21
Thanks Folks


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