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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 22:14
Are we going to celebrate Colonel Jaun and his longevity?
Mark, do something please!

SKOOB, have a word.



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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 22:33
I'll bake a cake!

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 22:53



Fuck off with all this oldie bollocks..

I'm young.

I'm virile...

Women fall naked before my oncoming presence...

Ask Skoob!

Ask Lynton..

Both fine men who can also walk...

Back to make points...













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Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 23:04
I'll buy him a drink if he shows up on August 28th.

Several actually.

He's a top bloke and good company.

Wonderful achievement by CJ - highest total I've ever seen.

But until then - I might just run a story or three with his character as the subject.

We haven't had many writer on writer Spoofs lately. Sometimes it's a buzz to read outrageous lies and downright insults about yourself.

Best tribute a Spoofer can get.

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Skoob.

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Morse
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 23:09

Quote: Lady Godiva

I'll bake a cake!


De Ja Vu....sounds like Madame Bitters our cake lady from Texas who's gone missing...she was also Duchess Piebottom on Below Decks...

she went missing about the same time as Foxy Knoxy got caught up
in those games during study hall in Italy....

Just sayin'.....

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 23:19



I've a crisis..

Word from Mrs Juan is that we've all got to go see her 87 year old mother... just the other side of the Carpathians.. late August...

I'm working on it..


Want to drink with Morsie Skoobie and Lynton...

CJ...

PS: I've struggled to do 2 spoofs tonight. Think the 100k is gonna be just out of reach.

If I make it great..

If not fabulous! It would stay there waiting for the next Spoof explorer... Off to bed now...

Cheers all..


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Posted: 10 Jul 10 23:30
And if you remember at christmas I secured a tuft of her ginger pubes




Quote: Morse


Quote: Lady Godiva

I'll bake a cake!


De Ja Vu....sounds like Madame Bitters our cake lady from Texas who's gone missing...she was also Duchess Piebottom on Below Decks...

she went missing about the same time as Foxy Knoxy got caught up
in those games during study hall in Italy....

Just sayin'.....


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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 23:33
Oh my! Sounds like I've missed a lot of fun. Never mind, we can make some more!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Jul 10 23:39
Madame Bitters still pops in from time to time.

My Mrs was only asking about her the other day.

Then I saw her name pop up on that teleprinter thing - two or three times. She said that she always worked long hours. Probably something to do with that. But she IS still around.

I might do a spoof about a hunt for her.

If you catch this MB - stop by, if it's only to say hello.

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 00:50
It is always sad when people leave sites. Especially if you have become somewhat 'attached'. I'm obviously a very 'newbie' here.

Aubergine Underwood
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 02:30


Lady G --

At least you haven't been banned and damned here ... yet!

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Posted: 11 Jul 10 02:57

Quote: Aubergine Underwood

Lady G --

At least you haven't been banned and damned here ... yet!


So, which former banned and damned writer are/were you?

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Morse
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 10:22

Quote: Lynton

And if you remember at christmas I secured a tuft of her ginger pubes


I do, I do...you were pissed when you found them in her cupcakes after you
had paid all that postage and everything....stale too if I remember...

Damn that Royal Mail.....!!




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Quote: Lady Godiva

I'll bake a cake!


De Ja Vu....sounds like Madame Bitters our cake lady from Texas who's gone missing...she was also Duchess Piebottom on Below Decks...

she went missing about the same time as Foxy Knoxy got caught up
in those games during study hall in Italy....

Just sayin'.....



Whether you're rich or you're poor, it always pays to have money!
Lady Godiva
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 15:14
Aubergine - do you think I dare tell which BAD (Banned and Damned) member I am....or keep them guessing? I know YOU know me....

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 16:02
The reason people fall at your feet Colonel Juan, is you keep running them over with your Rickshaw!

And by the way, stop emptying your cholostemy bag in the dog shit bins in the park!

Fantastic achievment friend, it is worthy of an award.

I for one would contribute to your bust being struck in bronze and placed in the Victoria and Albert museum toilets.


Long may you reign.

Love Light & Peace

Arm

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 16:11
Colonel Juan has a BUST? I thought he was a bloke!!!!!!

Aubergine Underwood
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Posted: 11 Jul 10 16:45

Quote: Lady Godiva

Aubergine - do you think I dare tell which BAD (Banned and Damned) member I am....or keep them guessing? I know YOU know me....




Lady G -- I have always thought it best if a woman remains just slightly mysterious.

Aubergine

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Posted: 11 Jul 10 16:48
Spectrum?


Quote: Lady Godiva

Aubergine - do you think I dare tell which BAD (Banned and Damned) member I am....or keep them guessing? I know YOU know me....


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