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Charpa93
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 16:18
We was robbed!

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 16:38


Amen to that!!

I suggest we mount a mission to kill that stupid referee. I still don't understand what he thinks he saw on the disallowed goal.



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Posted: 18 Jun 10 16:44
Agreed.

The only infringements I saw on that third goal came from Slovenian players.

We got knocked out once by a cheating little Argentinian chimpanzee who blatantly punched the ball into the net.

Hand of God, he called it.

Cheeky bastard.

God paid him back by making him a fat junkie.

USA result a good one for us though.

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 17:29
Shut the fuck up, Skoob.
How dare you insult my idol.
You fucking prick.
I love Maradona. I do.



Now, to the business at hand.
America was robbed.

And poor Germany were fucked up by the worlds worst referee EVER!
PRICK (the referee, not you Skoob, this time)

Sending off my good freind Klose for fuck all. The fucker. Fucks you fucking referee from Spain. Fucker.

And fuck you referee from Mali, Fucker, for fucking up USA with the most bizarre decision I've seen today. So far.

Come on Algeria!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Posted: 18 Jun 10 17:38
JB

Germany my arse.

Tackling from behind when you're already on a yellow is a bit like invading Russia. Stupid.

And Maradona's a chimp.

Love

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 17:43
Don't get me angry, Skoob.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
To be honest, you wouldn't like me anyway.

And in case you didn't hear me before, let me repeat the following:

COME ON ALGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A shit team but the way the reults have been going lately Iit wouldn't surprise me if the managed a draw.
Put Calamity James in goal and bring on Carragher. A comedy double act.




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Posted: 18 Jun 10 17:46
Oh, and invading Russia was not stupid.
Not going for the oil supplies instead, now that WAS stupid.

Klose, my dear friend Klose, do not fret. We shall be together in electric dreams soon - after you finish your one game ban, of course.

The German manager looks great in his little blue cardigan, doesn't he?


Well, I don't care what you think.






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Posted: 18 Jun 10 17:51
I don't care either.

I'm Welsh really.

Isnit boyo.

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Dai Skoob from Caerphilly.

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 17:59
I like the Welsh.
Lovely melodic voices.
Well, the females have anyway. The men sound like they've been gargling gravel.

I wouldn't have the balls to wear a lovely blue tight fit cardigan.
Just sayin, thats all.

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 18:05
I believe my grandfather on my mother's side was Welsh. Family name was Johnson.

Anyways, we was robbed!

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 18:10
Hello, Charpa.
Yes you were robbed.
They'll make up for it by invading Mali. Maybe.

I'm bored now while waiting for the game to start. Mind if i flirt with you?
I don't care if you are not a woman. You could be a cow for all I know, but I'm just in the flirtatious kind of mood.

What are you wearing?
Is it a USA shirt?
Is it...baggy?


I am a terrible flirt. No, what I mean is that I AM a TERRIBLE flirt, not thaa I am a flirtatious type of person. I'm a crap flirt.
Heres the proof.



About that shirt......is it....tight...?

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 18:42
Jesus, Buddha!
ha ha
I am a woman. But I'm pretty sure my husband wouldn't fancy your flirting, half-hearted or otherwise.

So,go drink your beer and watch your game.





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Posted: 18 Jun 10 19:06
Coming from behind on a Slovenian.

OK if your wife is from Ljubljana I suppose.

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 19:26
Bit boring this first half of the England/Algeria match. Hope 2nd half is a bit more rousing or I'll be a bit peeved I missed my nap for it.

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Posted: 19 Jun 10 13:36

Quote: Charpa93

Jesus, Buddha!
ha ha
I am a woman.


Thats comforting.
And I'm sure you are pleased with the fact.


Quote: Charpa93But I'm pretty sure my husband wouldn't fancy your flirting, half-hearted or otherwise.


Oh, I'm not so sure. I'd say he's a fairly understanding type of man.
He is a man, isn't he?


Quote: Charpa93So,go drink your beer and watch your game.


I watched. I laughed. Pathetic.

Catch ya later, sweet cheeks. (Not you, Mr. Charpa - I'm talking to your lady wife)

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Posted: 19 Jun 10 14:03
I feel I should respond to this, but I'm just no good at witty repartee.

How 'bout that British team, wot?

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Posted: 20 Jun 10 13:57
My dear Charpa, you are correct in returning the conversation to football for we must be careful of revealing our hidden love in this open manner.
The others may become jealous and try to split us apart.
They usually do in such matters of the lustful heart.

I'm of to watch the mighty New Zealand try to get a draw with Italy.

Toodles.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO







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Posted: 20 Jun 10 15:16

Quote: Jesus Budda

My dear Charpa, you are correct in returning the conversation to football for we must be careful of revealing our hidden love in this open manner.
The others may become jealous and try to split us apart.
They usually do in such matters of the lustful heart.

I'm of to watch the mighty New Zealand try to get a draw with Italy.

Toodles.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO


Just my luck, I'd be the one to get the chain-smoking baby.

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Posted: 20 Jun 10 17:04
It could be worse,

. . . well maybe not.

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Posted: 20 Jun 10 17:17

Quote: victor nicholas

It could be worse,

. . . well maybe not.



....anyone switching allegience to Australia after the 'Roo Rant'??

I like the Aussies....great sense of humour, and don't take any of this
shit too seriously...plus I think they can score a few goals....

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Posted: 21 Jun 10 17:16

Quote: Charpa93


Quote: Jesus Budda

My dear Charpa, you are correct in returning the conversation to football for we must be careful of revealing our hidden love in this open manner.
The others may become jealous and try to split us apart.
They usually do in such matters of the lustful heart.

I'm of to watch the mighty New Zealand try to get a draw with Italy.

Toodles.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO


Just my luck, I'd be the one to get the chain-smoking baby.


Could have been worse. I was once a cat leaping out of a bush at a child.

Those were the days.

AUSTRALIA!
Ha ha!

Come on Honduras. Do it tonight for my good friend Monkey Woods!


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Posted: 21 Jun 10 18:19

Quote: victor nicholas

It could be worse,

. . . well maybe not.


VC, have you seen Canada anywhere near Zuid Afrika?

Monkey nutter...

 
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