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victor nicholas Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why not, he seems to pass muster.
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Agatha Nipps Banned Location: New York City Registered: 17 Jun 10 Forum Profile |
How do you get to be a featured writer?
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Fame at last Jeff.
Don't do anything rash with the money. Invest it. In a bank or something.  Regards Skoob. |
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Bureau Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Congrats Spastic Jeff! Skoob? Is that you? |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Yes. Heavily disguised. I've had a shave since then. The wife hates that picture. Regards Skoob. |
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Aubergine Underwood Writer Location: One Toke Over the Line Registered: 24 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob I hate your avatar. Agree with Mrs. Skoob. You used to be so cute in your raincoat. |
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Amethyst Ryder Dinosaur. Rrraaahr. Location: Wherever I go, there I am. Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You're going about this all wrong, AU. Skoob likes that picture precisely because Mrs. Skoob hates it.I must, say, Skoob, if that really is you, you don't look old enough to be a grandpa. Must be the hat. Or the moustache. Or the portrait you have hiding in the attic. |
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Charpa93 Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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Trying to see what your hat says. Is it "hockey-puck?"
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Charpa93 Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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Oops, forgot what this thread was about originally.
Congratulations Spaz. |
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victor nicholas Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Looks a bit like Daniel Day Lewis.
As Skoob of course.
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Roy Turse Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I've come into this a bit late but a) was he actually FW 'cos I didn't see it - not that he shouldn't be etc
and b) who is Agatha Nipps, because I'm pretty certain she didn't appear on my detailed list of all the spoof writers in another thread. oh and 3) at least we aren't discussing England's performance tonight. and d) who is Agatha Nipps? |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Agatha Nipps - Chamone's twin sister.
Regards Skoob, |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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I saw her first... |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Sorry to double.
Did the pic last night on me laptop. Tried to look like the cartoon avatar. The hat is NYPD from New York (really) And I do have grandkids. The hat hides the baldy head and I've had a shave since. I look semi-human now. Regards Skoob. |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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Ah.. the delusions of middle age... FYO.. This isn't Skoob.. It's an imposter... I've met Skoob... The real Skoob's far lower down.. That's right.. Down there.. as far as you can see.. Then further.. He's also got a bell on his hat.. and a thumb in plaster.. And a red nose.. |
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Charpa93 Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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Holy Crap! Is everyone coming out of hiding?
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Charpa93 Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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Except Nips. I'd lay odds that's not her real pic.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Not even a her.
Still, looks like CJ fell for it... Regards Skoob. |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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Are you saying......? Underneath..? Down below??? Hmmmph.. Can't say as I noticed... |
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Roy Turse Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
If some of you are suggesting that Agatha is actually a man pretending to be a woman, then all I can say is he looks pretty good in that red dress.
Another glass of Romanée Conti? No, sorry they won't have the '78 here, but possibly back at my place? |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Oh God...
Deja vu... Help! Skoob |
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Charpa93 Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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No, I'm not questioning the gender, I'm thinking though that most writers of satire don't get all dolled up like that to do it.(write that is).
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I always get dolled up to write.
Make-up artists, hair stylist, wardrobe, the lot. I still look like an old tramp at the end of it. Regards Skoob. |
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Roy Turse Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Yeah - body armour, knuckle dusters and teeth filed to a point - ok ready to spoof...
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Amethyst Ryder Dinosaur. Rrraaahr. Location: Wherever I go, there I am. Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Should Spastic Jeff ever show up to read this thread, I'd better add my congratulations. I don't recall seeing him as Featured Writer, either, but who cares? Congratulations, anyway.
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