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victor nicholas
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 04:11
Why not, he seems to pass muster.

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Agatha Nipps
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 13:50
How do you get to be a featured writer?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 15:13
Fame at last Jeff.

Don't do anything rash with the money.

Invest it. In a bank or something.

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 16:32



Congrats Spastic Jeff!

Skoob? Is that you?

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 16:38
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Yes. Heavily disguised.

I've had a shave since then.

The wife hates that picture.

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Aubergine Underwood
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 16:42


Skoob

I hate your avatar. Agree with Mrs. Skoob.

You used to be so cute in your raincoat.

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Amethyst Ryder
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 17:41

Quote: Aubergine Underwood

Skoob

I hate your avatar. Agree with Mrs. Skoob.

You used to be so cute in your raincoat.


You're going about this all wrong, AU. Skoob likes that picture precisely because Mrs. Skoob hates it.

I must, say, Skoob, if that really is you, you don't look old enough to be a grandpa. Must be the hat. Or the moustache. Or the portrait you have hiding in the attic.

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 19:30
Trying to see what your hat says. Is it "hockey-puck?"

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 19:31
Oops, forgot what this thread was about originally.
Congratulations Spaz.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 21:34
Looks a bit like Daniel Day Lewis.

As Skoob of course.


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Yes. Heavily disguised.

I've had a shave since then.

The wife hates that picture.

Regards

Skoob.


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Roy Turse
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 21:41
I've come into this a bit late but a) was he actually FW 'cos I didn't see it - not that he shouldn't be etc
and b) who is Agatha Nipps, because I'm pretty certain she didn't appear on my detailed list of all the spoof writers in another thread. oh and 3) at least we aren't discussing England's performance tonight.
and d) who is Agatha Nipps?

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 21:51
Agatha Nipps - Chamone's twin sister.

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 21:53





I saw her first...




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Skoob1999
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 21:57
Sorry to double.

Did the pic last night on me laptop.

Tried to look like the cartoon avatar.

The hat is NYPD from New York (really)

And I do have grandkids.

The hat hides the baldy head and I've had a shave since. I look semi-human now.

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 22:02



Ah.. the delusions of middle age...

FYO.. This isn't Skoob..

It's an imposter...

I've met Skoob...

The real Skoob's far lower down..

That's right..

Down there.. as far as you can see..

Then further..

He's also got a bell on his hat..

and a thumb in plaster..

And a red nose..






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Charpa93
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 22:07
Holy Crap! Is everyone coming out of hiding?

Charpa93
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 22:07
Except Nips. I'd lay odds that's not her real pic.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 22:10
Not even a her.

Still, looks like CJ fell for it...

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 22:27




Are you saying......?

Underneath..?

Down below???

Hmmmph..

Can't say as I noticed...




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Roy Turse
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 22:36
If some of you are suggesting that Agatha is actually a man pretending to be a woman, then all I can say is he looks pretty good in that red dress.

Another glass of Romanée Conti? No, sorry they won't have the '78 here, but possibly back at my place?

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 22:38
Oh God...

Deja vu...

Help!

Skoob



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Charpa93
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Posted: 18 Jun 10 22:44
No, I'm not questioning the gender, I'm thinking though that most writers of satire don't get all dolled up like that to do it.(write that is).

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 22:58
I always get dolled up to write.

Make-up artists, hair stylist, wardrobe, the lot.

I still look like an old tramp at the end of it.

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Posted: 18 Jun 10 23:01
Yeah - body armour, knuckle dusters and teeth filed to a point - ok ready to spoof...

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Posted: 19 Jun 10 00:03
Should Spastic Jeff ever show up to read this thread, I'd better add my congratulations. I don't recall seeing him as Featured Writer, either, but who cares? Congratulations, anyway.


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