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Bureau
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Posted: 16 Jun 10 21:55



Two Word Stories: Shit Happens!

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
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Posted: 16 Jun 10 22:05




Prison Sucks!

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
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Posted: 16 Jun 10 22:21
A teacher once told be a two-word story about fleas:

Adam 'ad'em

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Posted: 16 Jun 10 22:21
Gory Details.

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Posted: 16 Jun 10 22:30

Quote: Roy Turse

A teacher once told be a two-word story about fleas:

Adam 'ad'em


I thought that was a poem!

SERIOUS ABOUT DRIVEL
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Posted: 16 Jun 10 22:46
Hasta Later.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 16 Jun 10 22:47
You Lose!

(Thanks to Warren G Harding)

There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!
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Posted: 16 Jun 10 23:28


"Bite Me"

(Marv Alpert's Mistress's testimony)

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Posted: 16 Jun 10 23:30
'Living Large'

Madoff Biography

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Posted: 16 Jun 10 23:30
'Sue Me'

QM Credo

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Posted: 16 Jun 10 23:31
"Got Milk'

Octomom Commercial

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Posted: 17 Jun 10 00:08
Oil Spill

'Nuff Said


Skoob1999
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Posted: 17 Jun 10 00:12
Jesus wept.

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Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 17 Jun 10 00:17
Me Too!

There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!
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Posted: 17 Jun 10 00:22 - Edited By: Throckmorton Turdblossom, 17 Jun 10 00:22
Here's a three worder for you (imagine it as the lead story on the news):

Time Ended Yesterday

(No, I didn't write it. It is considered the shortest Science Fiction story ever published and it appeared in a magazine back in the 50's or 60's.)

Wanna buy a duck?
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Posted: 17 Jun 10 00:27




Deadhead Doobie

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Posted: 17 Jun 10 00:34
Er ... nah.

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Posted: 17 Jun 10 00:34
Where's Scooby?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 17 Jun 10 00:35
With Scrappy.

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Posted: 17 Jun 10 01:07
Scrappy dies

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Posted: 17 Jun 10 01:07
Fans celebrate

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Posted: 17 Jun 10 01:10
Without vuvuzelas.

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Posted: 17 Jun 10 01:16
No Scrappy!

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Posted: 17 Jun 10 01:17
No die!

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Posted: 17 Jun 10 01:17
Scrappy nice!

RIP

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