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birbee
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Posted: 16 Mar 10 23:00
thread I've started in AGES and not one of you have bothered to post on it yet.

Just goes to show................

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Posted: 16 Mar 10 23:51 - Edited By: Lynton, 16 Mar 10 23:53
... That people do care eventually to.....



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Posted: 17 Mar 10 00:52
...give a monkey the bird?

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 01:09
I'm not here much. Sorry I didn't reply before you posted.

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Lynton
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Posted: 17 Mar 10 01:35
Because the letter got returned

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 02:04
...to me and I burned it before I could read the

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Lynton
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Posted: 17 Mar 10 08:01
bloody address. It was all....

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birbee
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Posted: 17 Mar 10 08:44
I had left in the world, and it was written in red ink.

I hate red ink, it reminds me of....................

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
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Posted: 17 Mar 10 13:36

Quote: birbee

thread I've started in AGES and not one of you have bothered to post on it yet.

Just goes to show................



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Posted: 17 Mar 10 13:40

Quote: birbee

I had left in the world, and it was written in red ink.

I hate red ink, it reminds me of....................



pickled beets, red cabbage & rhubarb at least one of
which is the root of my.........

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 13:46

Quote: birbee

I had left in the world, and it was written in red ink.

I hate red ink, it reminds me of....................



...........that total bitch Ms Harris who was my teacher when I was 9, "You need more than neat pigtails and a silly smile to get on in this world Judith!"

You were wrong Ms Harris

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 14:07
so when I eventually came out of prison after ten years for manslaughter having strangled the old bitch........



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Quote: birbee

I had left in the world, and it was written in red ink.

I hate red ink, it reminds me of....................



...........that total bitch Ms Harris who was my teacher when I was 9, "You need more than neat pigtails and a silly smile to get on in this world Judith!"

You were wrong Ms Harris


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Posted: 17 Mar 10 14:38

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so when I eventually came out of prison after ten years for manslaughter having strangled the old bitch.......


.............with my pigtails, I got a job on a Dude Ranch as a cowgirl until.....

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 15:10

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Quote: Lynton

so when I eventually came out of prison after ten years for manslaughter having strangled the old bitch.......


.............with my pigtails, I got a job on a Dude Ranch as a cowgirl until.....



I was spotted by the Spoof Staff and swept up into the role of the inn keeper in the magazine saga "Bordello Falls, the rest is now history and my life has been changed forever except for......

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 16:57
the leather underwear which unfortunately has fused to my skin....

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 17:04
I'm a cyber refugee. I only post when I can get computer, usually on a Wednesday. My computer at home is still in a coma.

Lynton
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Posted: 17 Mar 10 17:08

Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

I'm a cyber refugee. I only post when I can get computer, usually on a Wednesday. My computer at home is still in a coma.


Hi KF2 send your PC to Dignitas in Zurich, they'll see it OK.

But that was a non sequitur or was it a garden fork? a non-seccateur

join in Katie we wre talking about leather underwear.

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 17:49

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the leather underwear which unfortunately has fused to my skin....


and now I'm on the run from those PETA bastards and need....

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 18:23
To find some fun fur camouflage very quickly because if I don't.....

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 18:25

Quote: Lynton

To find some fun fur camouflage very quickly because if I don't.....


The whore next door will open for business>>>>>

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 17 Mar 10 18:27

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Quote: Lynton

To find some fun fur camouflage very quickly because if I don't.....


The whore next door will open for business>>>>>


and at my age I can't take the competition unless.....

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 18:29
To find some fun fur camouflage very quickly because if I don't.....


The whore next door will open for business>>>>>


and at my age I can't take the competition unless.....


I have a boob job and have my clit pierced, adds to the.......

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 17 Mar 10 18:30
Lighter evenings have led to a rise in skin cancer amongst children, and yet next week evil Gordon Brown is going to force them to suffer more daylight by TINKERING WITH OUR CLOCKS! He must be stopped.

A robber runs into a publicly-owned bank with a stocking on his head. He goes up to the cashier, points a banana at her, and says: Give me the monkey, this is a send up.
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Posted: 17 Mar 10 18:35

Quote: Jaggedone

To find some fun fur camouflage very quickly because if I don't.....


The whore next door will open for business>>>>>


and at my age I can't take the competition unless.....


I have a boob job and have my clit pierced, adds to the.......


Up market feel I'm going for but first I need to...

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Posted: 17 Mar 10 18:47
pop down to mister Patel's shop down at the corner for.....

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