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birbee Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 |
thread I've started in AGES and not one of you have bothered to post on it yet.
Just goes to show................ |
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Lynton Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 |
... That people do care eventually to.....
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
...give a monkey the bird?
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
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NickFun Location: Location: Location! Registered: 26 Jan 06 |
I'm not here much. Sorry I didn't reply before you posted.
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Lynton Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 |
Because the letter got returned
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Jean Le Fete Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 |
...to me and I burned it before I could read the
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Lynton Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 |
bloody address. It was all....
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birbee Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 |
I had left in the world, and it was written in red ink.
I hate red ink, it reminds me of.................... |
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| And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him........ | |||
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Morse Location: South Carolina, usa Registered: 20 Jul 08 |
...if you don't have voice mail you'll never get The Message! |
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| Whether you're rich or you're poor, it always pays to have money! | |||
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Morse Location: South Carolina, usa Registered: 20 Jul 08 |
pickled beets, red cabbage & rhubarb at least one of which is the root of my......... |
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Jude Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 |
...........that total bitch Ms Harris who was my teacher when I was 9, "You need more than neat pigtails and a silly smile to get on in this world Judith!" You were wrong Ms Harris |
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Lynton Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 |
so when I eventually came out of prison after ten years for manslaughter having strangled the old bitch........
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Jude Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 |
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Morse Location: South Carolina, usa Registered: 20 Jul 08 |
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| Whether you're rich or you're poor, it always pays to have money! | |||
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Lynton Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 |
the leather underwear which unfortunately has fused to my skin....
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Katarina Frogpond2 Registered: 5 Oct 09 |
I'm a cyber refugee. I only post when I can get computer, usually on a Wednesday. My computer at home is still in a coma.
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Lynton Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 |
Hi KF2 send your PC to Dignitas in Zurich, they'll see it OK. But that was a non sequitur or was it a garden fork? a non-seccateur join in Katie we wre talking about leather underwear. |
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Jude Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 |
and now I'm on the run from those PETA bastards and need.... |
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Lynton Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 |
To find some fun fur camouflage very quickly because if I don't.....
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
The whore next door will open for business>>>>> |
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| Monkey nutter... | |||
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Jude Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 |
and at my age I can't take the competition unless..... |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
To find some fun fur camouflage very quickly because if I don't.....
The whore next door will open for business>>>>> and at my age I can't take the competition unless..... I have a boob job and have my clit pierced, adds to the....... |
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politicalpop Location: Westbury Registered: 11 Jan 07 |
Lighter evenings have led to a rise in skin cancer amongst children, and yet next week evil Gordon Brown is going to force them to suffer more daylight by TINKERING WITH OUR CLOCKS! He must be stopped.
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| A robber runs into a publicly-owned bank with a stocking on his head. He goes up to the cashier, points a banana at her, and says: Give me the monkey, this is a send up. | |||
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Jude Location: Scotland Registered: 16 Mar 10 |
The whore next door will open for business>>>>> and at my age I can't take the competition unless..... I have a boob job and have my clit pierced, adds to the....... Up market feel I'm going for but first I need to... |
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Lynton Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 |
pop down to mister Patel's shop down at the corner for.....
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