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Posted: 13 Feb 10 13:31

Manchester Airport Valentine code for secret proposals

Air passengers who plan to propose to partners on Valentine breaks can give a code phrase to staff to stop the ring being revealed in security searches.

Passengers who say "Be my valentine" will be whisked away for a private search.


I'm sure it'll have wonders for your relationship, as you announce your love for the 20-stone stockily built security hound in earshot of your betrothed to-be.

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Posted: 13 Feb 10 17:48
True love means a full body cavity search and a pat down from a gang of sweaty security guards.

Say it with rubber gloves this Valentine's day.

Ssshh...... you never know just who is listening.
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Posted: 13 Feb 10 18:31
Rumour has it Cupid visited this scene.

Apparently, one of their "repeat customers" kept sneaking back through the line with a wedding ring in his arse, trying to get his jollies, and one of the guards developed a fondness for the bloke.

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Posted: 16 Feb 10 02:45 - Edited By: Gail Farrelly, 16 Feb 10 02:47
Man accused of looking under toilet stall at Lowe's in Orangeburg

Love that he was caught in the plumbing section of the store!

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Posted: 17 Feb 10 14:31 - Edited By: Philip McArthur, 17 Feb 10 14:33

Quote: Mark Lowton


Manchester Airport Valentine code for secret proposals

Air passengers who plan to propose to partners on Valentine breaks can give a code phrase to staff to stop the ring being revealed in security searches.

Passengers who say "Be my valentine" will be whisked away for a private search.



It might be amusing to have suggestions what those secret
codes might be. Any ideas ?

" It's a far far better thing I have done than I have ever done before, and had I not done it I would have wished I had done it, and having spent a lot of time thinking about doing it and then actually doing it, I hope everyone is glad I did do it " :- Charles Dickens- the uncut version

 
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