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Mark Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 |
I'm sure it'll have wonders for your relationship, as you announce your love for the 20-stone stockily built security hound in earshot of your betrothed to-be. |
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Earl Grey Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 |
True love means a full body cavity search and a pat down from a gang of sweaty security guards.
Say it with rubber gloves this Valentine's day. |
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| Ssshh...... you never know just who is listening. | |||
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The San Francisco Onion Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 |
Rumour has it Cupid visited this scene.
Apparently, one of their "repeat customers" kept sneaking back through the line with a wedding ring in his arse, trying to get his jollies, and one of the guards developed a fondness for the bloke. |
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Gail Farrelly Location: NY, USA Registered: 25 Apr 06 |
Man accused of looking under toilet stall at Lowe's in Orangeburg
Love that he was caught in the plumbing section of the store! |
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Philip McArthur Location: Stratford upon Avon Registered: 6 Oct 08 |
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| " It's a far far better thing I have done than I have ever done before, and had I not done it I would have wished I had done it, and having spent a lot of time thinking about doing it and then actually doing it, I hope everyone is glad I did do it " :- Charles Dickens- the uncut version | |||
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