This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / General Discussion / Ads we'd like to see on the spoof


[This topic is LOCKED]

2 Pages - [1] 2 »
AuthorMessage
Frankie The J
This user is offline Writer
Frankie The J

Location: Convent of the Queer, WV
Registered: 17 Jul 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 28 Jan 10 04:37
I know Bureau would be the best among us to write 30 second broadcast spots and print display advertisements, and I wish Mark would let us do some (but he'd make us pay; Oh yeah, he'd make us pay).

Anyhoo, I'd like to start a thread with such ads right here.

I hereby challenge Skoob, The Man with the World's Smallest Penis, to author an advertisement for Pretends Natural Male Enhancement.

Challenge whomever you please to write about a product you've dreamed up. But they have to write the ad, not you.

"The only way to live large is with one's balls against the walls!" from Cardinal Dubois 0300 Mass in the Convent of the Queer 29 Jan 11.
Frankie The J
This user is offline Writer
Frankie The J

Location: Convent of the Queer, WV
Registered: 17 Jul 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 28 Jan 10 04:55 - Edited By: Frankie The J, 28 Jan 10 04:57
And while I'm at it, I challenge the author of Breast Appreciation Day, J-Man, to write an ad for eCumonme.jiz.

"The only way to live large is with one's balls against the walls!" from Cardinal Dubois 0300 Mass in the Convent of the Queer 29 Jan 11.
Bargis Tryhol
This user is offline The Tripod


Location: way down south
Registered: 5 Oct 09

 Forum Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 10:22
Come visit your local Taco Bell! We know as soon as you walk in everyone will run for the border!

If my mother knew I wrote spoofs, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
P.M. Wortham
This user is offline Literary Dog


Registered: 26 Jun 07

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 13:16

Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Come visit your local Taco Bell! We know as soon as you walk in everyone will run for the border!


Glomming on to BT's idea:

Taco Bell, "Where the Burrito Supreme isn't, but the Regular Taco is more appropriately Named!"

P.M. Wortham
This user is offline Literary Dog


Registered: 26 Jun 07

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 13:19
Stay Free Maxi Pads: "Where you're not really free to do anything you want this time of the month, but hopefully our brand name makes you feel better about yourself"

P.M. Wortham
This user is offline Literary Dog


Registered: 26 Jun 07

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 13:21
SPAM: "You don't want to know what's in it, but when there's nothing left in the pantry, it's not bad fried to a crisp, slathered in mustard"

P.M. Wortham
This user is offline Literary Dog


Registered: 26 Jun 07

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 13:23 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 28 Jan 10 13:24
Trojan Extra Large Magnum Condoms: "Nuff Said"



I crack myself up..... off to the grind.
Spoofers? Have a cool and stree free day.

birbee
This user is offline Yorkshire Kid
birbee

Location: gone....................
Registered: 17 Jan 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 28 Jan 10 13:25
"Fiery Jack's Volcanic Muscle Rub" NOT for use on haemorrhoids...........

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
Bureau
This user is offline Snippet Zoner
Bureau

Registered: 6 Sep 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 14:54


Furd's Farmers Bank in Frankfort offers free chicken accounts. Remember, our pens are free-range, never chained. Small nest eggs welcome.


-Bureau

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
Bureau
This user is offline Snippet Zoner
Bureau

Registered: 6 Sep 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 15:04



Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section.

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 28 Jan 10 17:57

Quote: Bureau

Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section.


Bureau, local produce?

MUMS BEST COLESLAW: Guaranteed to keep your bowels quaking

Monkey nutter...
Bureau
This user is offline Snippet Zoner
Bureau

Registered: 6 Sep 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 18:04


Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section.


Bureau, local produce?

MUMS BEST COLESLAW: Guaranteed to keep your bowels quaking




100% organic!

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been.
Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 28 Jan 10 18:07

Quote: Bureau

Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section.


Bureau, local produce?

MUMS BEST COLESLAW: Guaranteed to keep your bowels quaking




100% organic!


Good for the manure I take it

Monkey nutter...
Philbert of Macadamia
This user is offline Historical nutcase
Philbert of Macadamia

Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky
Registered: 20 May 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 19:15
Boob Jobs, must be over 21; Railroad track walkers, Tall building window washers, and Septic tank cleaners needed

There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!
Madame Bitters
This user is offline Sweeter than sugar
Madame Bitters

Location: The heartland of America
Registered: 20 Nov 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 28 Jan 10 20:25
Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs- our weiners are the cut ones!

Keep the candy, leave the booze
Skoob1999
This user is offline Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 28 Jan 10 20:34
Pretends Natural Male Enhancement - Not Much Enhancement But A Lot Of Pretending

How's that Fr Francois DuBois SJ?

Whaddya want for free? I been working all day damn it!

Regards

Skoob.

RIP
P.M. Wortham
This user is offline Literary Dog


Registered: 26 Jun 07

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 23:06

Quote: Madame Bitters

Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs- our weiners are the cut ones!


Nice!


Frank Garvin's Male Prostitute Service: "Buttering your muffins and licking your problems since 1943"




Philip McArthur
This user is offline Writer
Philip McArthur

Location: Stratford upon Avon
Registered: 6 Oct 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 28 Jan 10 23:49
Pretends Natural Male Enhancemen:- Give her a stiff one !!!

" It's a far far better thing I have done than I have ever done before, and had I not done it I would have wished I had done it, and having spent a lot of time thinking about doing it and then actually doing it, I hope everyone is glad I did do it " :- Charles Dickens- the uncut version
Jalapenoman
This user is offline Spicy Hombre
Jalapenoman

Location: Las Cruces, NM
Registered: 1 Jun 05

 Forum Profile
Posted: 29 Jan 10 00:56

Quote: Frankie The J

And while I'm at it, I challenge the author of Breast Appreciation Day, J-Man, to write an ad for eCumonme.jiz.


Tired of premature ejaculation? Frustrated with your lover being a sixty second man? One hour spent in front of the computer watching eCumonme.jiz and you'll never worry about soiled sheets and unfulfilled pleasures again (slipcovers on the keyboard, however, are recommended).

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
Morse
This user is offline -- --- .-. ... .
Morse

Location: South Carolina, usa
Registered: 20 Jul 08

 Forum Profile
Posted: 29 Jan 10 00:59

Quote: P.M. Wortham


Quote: Madame Bitters

Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs- our weiners are the cut ones!


Nice!

...just peel and eat would have done it!!!

Whether you're rich or you're poor, it always pays to have money!
Philip McArthur
This user is offline Writer
Philip McArthur

Location: Stratford upon Avon
Registered: 6 Oct 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 29 Jan 10 06:27
'Pretends Natural Male Enhancement' :- Reaches the parts other
Male Enhancers cannot reach.


" It's a far far better thing I have done than I have ever done before, and had I not done it I would have wished I had done it, and having spent a lot of time thinking about doing it and then actually doing it, I hope everyone is glad I did do it " :- Charles Dickens- the uncut version
P.M. Wortham
This user is offline Literary Dog


Registered: 26 Jun 07

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 29 Jan 10 12:38
Simpson's Smegma Wash: "Clean up that cheese in a breeze"

Jaggedone
This user is offline Warning: Sharp edges
Jaggedone

Location: Back under the bridge!
Registered: 8 Apr 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 29 Jan 10 16:08
OMO guarantees feeling gay whilst washing your silky undies!

Monkey nutter...
Madame Bitters
This user is offline Sweeter than sugar
Madame Bitters

Location: The heartland of America
Registered: 20 Nov 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 29 Jan 10 21:17

Quote: P.M. Wortham

Simpson's Smegma Wash: "Clean up that cheese in a breeze"


The good folks at Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs would have no need for this product.

Keep the candy, leave the booze
Philbert of Macadamia
This user is offline Historical nutcase
Philbert of Macadamia

Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky
Registered: 20 May 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 29 Jan 10 21:56
Mystery Meat: Suppliers to all the fine products, previously mentioned!


There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!

2 Pages - [1] 2 »
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum

Who is online?

There are no registered users currently online.


Profile Featured Writer

rfreed
rfreed
Joined: 10 October 2008
Stories Written: 334
72 readers are online right now!

Go to top