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Frankie The J Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I know Bureau would be the best among us to write 30 second broadcast spots and print display advertisements, and I wish Mark would let us do some (but he'd make us pay; Oh yeah, he'd make us pay).
Anyhoo, I'd like to start a thread with such ads right here. I hereby challenge Skoob, The Man with the World's Smallest Penis, to author an advertisement for Pretends Natural Male Enhancement. Challenge whomever you please to write about a product you've dreamed up. But they have to write the ad, not you. |
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| "The only way to live large is with one's balls against the walls!" from Cardinal Dubois 0300 Mass in the Convent of the Queer 29 Jan 11. | |||
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Frankie The J Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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And while I'm at it, I challenge the author of Breast Appreciation Day, J-Man, to write an ad for eCumonme.jiz.
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| "The only way to live large is with one's balls against the walls!" from Cardinal Dubois 0300 Mass in the Convent of the Queer 29 Jan 11. | |||
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Bargis Tryhol The Tripod Location: way down south Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
Come visit your local Taco Bell! We know as soon as you walk in everyone will run for the border!
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P.M. Wortham Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Glomming on to BT's idea: Taco Bell, "Where the Burrito Supreme isn't, but the Regular Taco is more appropriately Named!" |
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P.M. Wortham Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stay Free Maxi Pads: "Where you're not really free to do anything you want this time of the month, but hopefully our brand name makes you feel better about yourself"
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P.M. Wortham Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
SPAM: "You don't want to know what's in it, but when there's nothing left in the pantry, it's not bad fried to a crisp, slathered in mustard"
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P.M. Wortham Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Trojan Extra Large Magnum Condoms: "Nuff Said"
I crack myself up..... off to the grind. Spoofers? Have a cool and stree free day. |
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birbee Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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"Fiery Jack's Volcanic Muscle Rub" NOT for use on haemorrhoids...........
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| And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him........ | |||
Bureau Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Furd's Farmers Bank in Frankfort offers free chicken accounts. Remember, our pens are free-range, never chained. Small nest eggs welcome. -Bureau |
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| Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me; Other times I can barely see. Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been. | |||
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Bureau Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section. |
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| Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me; Other times I can barely see. Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been. | |||
Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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Bureau, local produce? MUMS BEST COLESLAW: Guaranteed to keep your bowels quaking |
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Bureau Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Goobers Grocery now has French Ribbed Cucumbers in the produce section. Bureau, local produce? MUMS BEST COLESLAW: Guaranteed to keep your bowels quaking 100% organic! |
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| Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me; Other times I can barely see. Lately it occurs to me, What a long, strange trip it's been. | |||
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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Bureau, local produce? MUMS BEST COLESLAW: Guaranteed to keep your bowels quaking 100% organic! Good for the manure I take it |
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Philbert of Macadamia Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Boob Jobs, must be over 21; Railroad track walkers, Tall building window washers, and Septic tank cleaners needed
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| There is intelligent life in outer space! Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth? As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space! | |||
Madame Bitters Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs- our weiners are the cut ones!
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Pretends Natural Male Enhancement - Not Much Enhancement But A Lot Of Pretending
How's that Fr Francois DuBois SJ? Whaddya want for free? I been working all day damn it! Regards Skoob. |
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P.M. Wortham Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nice! Frank Garvin's Male Prostitute Service: "Buttering your muffins and licking your problems since 1943" |
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Philip McArthur Writer Location: Stratford upon Avon Registered: 6 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Pretends Natural Male Enhancemen:- Give her a stiff one !!!
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| " It's a far far better thing I have done than I have ever done before, and had I not done it I would have wished I had done it, and having spent a lot of time thinking about doing it and then actually doing it, I hope everyone is glad I did do it " :- Charles Dickens- the uncut version | |||
Jalapenoman Spicy Hombre Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 Forum Profile |
Tired of premature ejaculation? Frustrated with your lover being a sixty second man? One hour spent in front of the computer watching eCumonme.jiz and you'll never worry about soiled sheets and unfulfilled pleasures again (slipcovers on the keyboard, however, are recommended). |
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| Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man. | |||
Morse -- --- .-. ... . Location: South Carolina, usa Registered: 20 Jul 08 Forum Profile |
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| Whether you're rich or you're poor, it always pays to have money! | |||
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Philip McArthur Writer Location: Stratford upon Avon Registered: 6 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Pretends Natural Male Enhancement' :- Reaches the parts other
Male Enhancers cannot reach. |
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| " It's a far far better thing I have done than I have ever done before, and had I not done it I would have wished I had done it, and having spent a lot of time thinking about doing it and then actually doing it, I hope everyone is glad I did do it " :- Charles Dickens- the uncut version | |||
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P.M. Wortham Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Simpson's Smegma Wash: "Clean up that cheese in a breeze"
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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OMO guarantees feeling gay whilst washing your silky undies!
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Madame Bitters Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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The good folks at Goldberg's kosher, all beef hotdogs would have no need for this product. |
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Philbert of Macadamia Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mystery Meat: Suppliers to all the fine products, previously mentioned!
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| There is intelligent life in outer space! Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth? As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space! | |||
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