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queen mudder
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Posted: 14 Nov 09 17:44
Police in Russia have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing a man, eating part of the body and selling other parts to a kebab shop.

The men were held in the city of Perm, some 1,400km (870 miles) east of Moscow, local investigators said.

Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the 25-year-old victim out of "personal hostility".



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Posted: 15 Nov 09 13:55
More interesting news trivia from QM

A front runner for the 'You Couldn't Make It Up Section'

Truly bizarre. Bizarrely interesting.

Thanks QM

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Posted: 15 Nov 09 16:17
They say kebabs cost and arm and a leg in Moscow - sorry for that but the sluice gate opened in my head

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Posted: 15 Nov 09 22:26

Quote: Lynton

They say kebabs cost and arm and a leg in Moscow - sorry for that but the sluice gate opened in my head




The Kebabs come with a side of Russian dressing.

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Posted: 15 Nov 09 22:44
I hear it was a couple of tramps. The last case of cannibalism I think was in Japan, some girl advertised for a girl to eat her and got more than she bagained for. But it seems to be an altogether more middle class passtime there

My friend Olga Legova says "You want get hepatitis in Moscow better screw kebab than rent boy" I believe every serving comes in a condom because that's meant to prevent you getting it.

Apparently they do a line of crab sandwiches, they have an army of tramps specially to pick them out down at the morgue!
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Posted: 15 Nov 09 22:52


BITE ME now sounds better than EAT ME....how does that translate in
Yorkshire......

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Posted: 15 Nov 09 23:13
Cap

It translates in Yorkshire as:

FUCK OFF!

Most things in Yorkshire translate as:

FUCK OFF!

But seriously, there are some brilliant people in Yorkshire, even if they do talk a bit funny. It's a great county and well worth a visit.

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Posted: 16 Nov 09 00:44

Quote: Skoob1999

Cap

It translates in Yorkshire as:

FUCK OFF!

Most things in Yorkshire translate as:

FUCK OFF!

But seriously, there are some brilliant people in Yorkshire, even if they do talk a bit funny. It's a great county and well worth a visit.

Regards

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Skoopie: can we skip lunch there....?

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Posted: 16 Nov 09 02:11

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It translates in Yorkshire as:

FUCK OFF!

Most things in Yorkshire translate as:

FUCK OFF!


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True Skoob,

I work with a woman from York.

What do the men say?

"Vottznewpuzzykatt?"
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Posted: 16 Nov 09 06:34 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 16 Nov 09 06:34
Actually, I filled in a few missing details in this wonderful example of human nature, at least among humans in Russia. I'm sure you can find it.

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man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 17 Nov 09 00:43
They say what do you tell a yorkshire woman with two black eyes?

Nowt - somebody already tried twice and she still didn't listen

Lived in York myself for 5 years - great place

Like a forum on the web becareful what you say and people eventually warm to you.


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Cap

It translates in Yorkshire as:

FUCK OFF!

Most things in Yorkshire translate as:

FUCK OFF!


Regards

Skoob.




True Skoob,

I work with a woman from York.

What do the men say?


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