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queen mudder Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Police in Russia have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing a man, eating part of the body and selling other parts to a kebab shop.
The men were held in the city of Perm, some 1,400km (870 miles) east of Moscow, local investigators said. Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the 25-year-old victim out of "personal hostility". Mmmmmm Make Mine a Maddonner! |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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More interesting news trivia from QM
A front runner for the 'You Couldn't Make It Up Section' Truly bizarre. Bizarrely interesting. Thanks QM Regards Skoob. |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
They say kebabs cost and arm and a leg in Moscow - sorry for that but the sluice gate opened in my head
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Philbert of Macadamia Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Kebabs come with a side of Russian dressing. |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
I hear it was a couple of tramps. The last case of cannibalism I think was in Japan, some girl advertised for a girl to eat her and got more than she bagained for. But it seems to be an altogether more middle class passtime there
My friend Olga Legova says "You want get hepatitis in Moscow better screw kebab than rent boy" I believe every serving comes in a condom because that's meant to prevent you getting it. Apparently they do a line of crab sandwiches, they have an army of tramps specially to pick them out down at the morgue! Barf! |
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Morse -- --- .-. ... . Location: South Carolina, usa Registered: 20 Jul 08 Forum Profile |
BITE ME now sounds better than EAT ME....how does that translate in Yorkshire...... Morse |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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It translates in Yorkshire as: FUCK OFF! Most things in Yorkshire translate as: FUCK OFF! But seriously, there are some brilliant people in Yorkshire, even if they do talk a bit funny. It's a great county and well worth a visit. Regards Skoob. |
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Morse -- --- .-. ... . Location: South Carolina, usa Registered: 20 Jul 08 Forum Profile |
Skoopie: can we skip lunch there....? Morse |
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victor nicholas Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
True Skoob, I work with a woman from York. What do the men say? |
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Aspartame Boy Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Actually, I filled in a few missing details in this wonderful example of human nature, at least among humans in Russia. I'm sure you can find it.
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
They say what do you tell a yorkshire woman with two black eyes?
Nowt - somebody already tried twice and she still didn't listen Lived in York myself for 5 years - great place Like a forum on the web becareful what you say and people eventually warm to you.
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