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queen mudder Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Stick in a few smart phone App chips and he could do it via his mobile or laptop!....
A man whose bowel was ruined in a motorbike crash is able to use a remote control to go to the toilet after doctors fitted him with a 'bionic bottom'. |
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Mr E. Mann aka Jimbo Gunn Location: Los Londisco Registered: 10 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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Brilliant QM!
This bit especially made me think of numerous published spoofs:
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I've frequently heard the call "Can you get me more toilet paper?" echo around my house. Around his, it would be "Can you fetch me some batteries, I can't shut my arse again?"
Iain |
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Morse -- --- .-. ... . Location: South Carolina, usa Registered: 20 Jul 08 Forum Profile |
Man shits himself when confuses garage door opener with Bowel Button..... |
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Aspartame Boy Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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The poor chap's life has turned into one giant spoof script.
If I were out to get this guy, I would buy one of those universal remotes, then sneak into the stall next to his in the men's room. Then, capture and duplicate the signal. Then program all cell phone towers to broadcast it once every five minutes. That would be interesting. |
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Bargis Tryhol The Tripod Location: way down south Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
Do you think they could fit one to a certain guy who lives in the Whitehouse?
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queen mudder Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Reckon Michelle's already got her finger on THAT button...
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I'm sure there's a book out called "1001 Really Memorable Dumps What I Have Enjoyed"
Or did I dream it? Regards Skoob. |
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Bargis Tryhol The Tripod Location: way down south Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
QM....That is perhaps the funniest article I've read in months. Particularly a Spoofer's dream for writable material. Give me a few days, enough Jack Daniels and a few Cohiba cigars and I could make that premise into a full blown movie!
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Adam Click It got worse... Registered: 6 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Upon finding his lost remote the man was quoted as saying: "Crap! I've been looking for that for days."
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queen mudder Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Don't forget the mouthwash. |
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