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queen mudder
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Posted: 13 Nov 09 13:36
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Posted: 13 Nov 09 13:46
Brilliant QM!

This bit especially made me think of numerous published spoofs:



The medical team took a muscle from above his knee, wrapped it around his sphincter, and then attached electrodes to the nerves.

These are now operated by a palm-sized remote control that he carries in his pocket.



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Posted: 13 Nov 09 13:51
I've frequently heard the call "Can you get me more toilet paper?" echo around my house. Around his, it would be "Can you fetch me some batteries, I can't shut my arse again?"

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Posted: 13 Nov 09 14:23

Quote: queen mudder

Stick in a few smart phone App chips and he could do it via his mobile or laptop!....

A man whose bowel was ruined in a motorbike crash is able to use a remote control to go to the toilet after doctors fitted him with a 'bionic bottom'.



Man shits himself when confuses garage door opener with Bowel Button.....



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Posted: 13 Nov 09 19:03 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 13 Nov 09 19:04
The poor chap's life has turned into one giant spoof script.

If I were out to get this guy, I would buy one of those universal remotes, then sneak into the stall next to his in the men's room. Then, capture and duplicate the signal.

Then program all cell phone towers to broadcast it once every five minutes.

That would be interesting.

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Posted: 13 Nov 09 19:12
Do you think they could fit one to a certain guy who lives in the Whitehouse?

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Posted: 13 Nov 09 19:18
Reckon Michelle's already got her finger on THAT button...

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Posted: 13 Nov 09 19:59
I'm sure there's a book out called "1001 Really Memorable Dumps What I Have Enjoyed"

Or did I dream it?

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Posted: 14 Nov 09 12:36 - Edited By: Bargis Tryhol, 14 Nov 09 12:38
QM....That is perhaps the funniest article I've read in months. Particularly a Spoofer's dream for writable material. Give me a few days, enough Jack Daniels and a few Cohiba cigars and I could make that premise into a full blown movie!

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Posted: 14 Nov 09 12:55
Upon finding his lost remote the man was quoted as saying: "Crap! I've been looking for that for days."

Terminally agitated.
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Posted: 14 Nov 09 13:42

Quote: Bargis Tryhol
...full blown movie!



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