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Mark
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Posted: 31 Oct 09 11:46
Left a nice treat for you all!

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 11:50
Show and tell!

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 11:53
Is it a 666 point bonus perchance?

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Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 31 Oct 09 11:56 - Edited By: Bargis Tryhol, 31 Oct 09 11:58
Hmmmmm where?

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 11:59
Halloween bonus!

NOT as nitfy as the 700,000 surge on July 4th this year.

But most welcome and appreciated.

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 12:00 - Edited By: Jimbo Gunn, 31 Oct 09 12:01
UPDATE 't_points' SET 'points'=('points' + 666) WHERE 'writername' != 'Jimbo Gunn';

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Mark
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Posted: 31 Oct 09 12:02
Didn't you get none Jim?

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 12:03
Bargis: check today's stats graphics. Bit of a difference between the green section on the left and the big red part.


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Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 31 Oct 09 12:07
Found it! Thanks!

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 12:09

Quote: Mark Lowton

Didn't you get none Jim?


Yes I did. I'm just VERY BORED.

Yesterday I was BORED.

Today I'm BORDER!

I started to learn SQL in my boredom because my web designer got himself fired.



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Posted: 31 Oct 09 12:31

Quote: Mark Lowton

Didn't you get none Jim?


Jim's in jail. He hasn't gotten any for a while.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 31 Oct 09 12:32

Quote: Mark Lowton

Left a nice treat for you all!


Thanks, Mark.

When I first saw the stats, I thought that it was try number three for the five star bandit. Instead, it was a 666 point halloween gift.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 31 Oct 09 12:49

Quote: Mark Lowton

Left a nice treat for you all!



Thanks Mark....your family must be 'exhausted!'

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 12:58
Cheers Mark,

Happy Halloween Everybody.................

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him........
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Posted: 31 Oct 09 13:05 - Edited By: queen mudder, 31 Oct 09 13:20
The Mark of the Beast bonus numbers have just appeared on my Snippets counter.

Phew. Just how spooky can ya get?

Check In trade for your soul...Happy Halloween! in Activity!

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 13:53
lol, gracias!



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Posted: 31 Oct 09 14:11
Thankee, Mark!

aka- The Great Pumpkin

Keep the candy, leave the booze
Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 31 Oct 09 14:26
Another spooky thing, didn't the newly-opened pub just disappear from the forum or did I imagine the whole thing?

Good job it's not real, eh!

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 14:47 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 31 Oct 09 14:56
BOO!

Happy Halloween all.

Philbert

P.S. Thank you Mark.

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Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 31 Oct 09 15:47

Quote: queen mudder

The Mark of the Beast bonus numbers have just appeared on my Snippets counter.

Phew. Just how spooky can ya get?

Check In trade for your soul...Happy Halloween! in Activity!


They ended up on snippets? Well, Mark disregard my PM concerning phantom snippet points. I didn't want it to end up with a 10 page discussion.

BT

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 16:33
Mark, Happy Halloween

And it's sure to be a good one for you and TheSpoof.com

What with all the extra advertising revenue from 666 extra page views for each of the est. 2,300 registered users*


* Aren't you gonna ask me how I worked that one out, eh? Spooky!

** No you've not been hacked

*** Honest!

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 18:34
Where do I trade in my soul? It's sort of a clunker!

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 18:36
It was a typo. He meant Sole. Selling at £1.95 a pound if it's fresh.

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Posted: 31 Oct 09 18:45
Happy Pumpkin Day
To Mark Lowton
and To All of
The Spoof Family


Hasta La Jack-O-Lantern,
Abel

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Posted: 2 Nov 09 14:49
Thank you, Mark.

(Next-best treat to David Tennant on my doorstep in a neatly-tied sack!)



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