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victor nicholas
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 18:00
Mark went on Vacation and Left Who in Charge

Q: Why This Site is so Screwed Up
InSeine
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Chamone/Jesus Budda
36%
Bart 7
36%
San Francisco Onion
9%
Superman's Backwards Nemisis
9%
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Skoob1999
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 18:21

Quote: queen mudder

Superman's Backwards Nemisis = sisi men. As in
sissymen?

1. A boy or man regarded as effeminate.
2. A person regarded as timid or cowardly.
3. Informal Sister.

OMG. Cal's sister.


QM

How do you do this?

You're posting from the future!

Still, as long as you're not a Terminator you'll do for me!

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Skoob.

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Posted: 30 Jul 09 18:24
Look!

It's done it again!

Can't be arsed typing 'Regards'

Regards

Skoob.

PS - Michael Jackson's in the hospital. They fear he may die.

Anyone got any updates on this breaking news story?

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Posted: 30 Jul 09 19:10
Superman's Backwards Nemisis = sisi men. As in
sissymen?

1. A boy or man regarded as effeminate.
2. A person regarded as timid or cowardly.
3. Informal Sister.

OMG. Cal's sister.

Gravity is a myth, the earth sux?
victor nicholas
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 19:24
Mr. Mxyzptlk

An imp from the fifth dimension created by the originator of Superman.

There was also Bizarro.



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queen mudder
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 19:25
More of a Time Lord (Lady). Maybe.

WTF is up with the site's bodyclock anyway? Some sort of anti-ageing device in the server?

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victor nicholas
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 19:27

Quote: Skoob1999

Look!

It's done it again!

Can't be arsed typing 'Regards'

Regards

Skoob.

PS - Michael Jackson's in the hospital. They fear he may die.

Anyone got any updates on this breaking news story?


A hard rain is going to fall Skoob,

Build a giant ark and put two of each animals on it.

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victor nicholas
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Posted: 30 Jul 09 19:37

Quote: queen mudder

More of a Time Lord (Lady). Maybe.

WTF is up with the site's bodyclock anyway? Some sort of anti-ageing device in the server?


Try writing in the future tense,

See if the site picks up on these things.



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Skoob1999
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Posted: 1 Aug 09 12:50
I'm asleep right now.

I think I'll post this tomorrow.

Not that I have anything to say.

Just saying.

Regards

Skoob.

Still asleep but thinking about the Spoof.

I'll post this message next Wednesday. You guys and gals should receive it in about August 2002.

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Posted: 1 Aug 09 12:53

Quote: victor nicholas

Mr. Mxyzptlk

An imp from the fifth dimension created by the originator of Superman.

There was also Bizarro.


Mxyzptlk ?

Little green fellow.

Remember him well.

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 1 Aug 09 12:55
Look!

It's doing it again!

J-Man just posted from the future.

I'm in bed asleep.

I'll break the bread with you guys and gals yesterday week.

Regards

Books

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IN SEINE
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Posted: 1 Aug 09 12:58

Quote: victor nicholas

Mark went on Vacation and Left Who in Charge


Who's Who?

PS why doesn't anyone think it's me?

Also, why does Victor suggest it's me?

~IS~

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Posted: 1 Aug 09 13:44
In Seine,

I just voted for you. Feel better now?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 1 Aug 09 14:05

Quote: Skoob1999

Look!

It's doing it again!

J-Man just posted from the future.

I'm in bed asleep.

I'll break the bread with you guys and gals yesterday week.

Regards

Books


Just a case of groundhogging it whilst searching for truffles.

As for your Jesus comment, Amen!

Monkey nutter...
victor nicholas
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 20:11
So far Jesus Budda/Chamone are in the lead with 40% over Bart 7 at 30%.

If you split the vote for JB/Chamone down the middle they drop to 20% giving Bart 7 the lead.

In Seine can vote for himself making it a horse race.

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Posted: 5 Aug 09 13:18 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 5 Aug 09 13:34
Several writers at the site are ahead of their time, and several writers are behind the times.

Factor the time zone variable into the equation, and your solution set ends up being a big problem.

Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 5 Aug 09 13:24
I think this could be the reason:
the reason
Roy


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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:06

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Several writers at the site are ahead of their time, and several writers are behind the times.

Factor the time zone variable into the equation, and your solution set ends up being a big problem.


If I want to lead in quantum physics, I leave my shoelaces out of it!

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:12
I don't honestly know.

I know I'm slow, and a bit dumb.

But is that being ahead or behind?

You tell me.

I have no idea.

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:16

Quote: Skoob1999

I don't honestly know.

I know I'm slow, and a bit dumb.

But is that being ahead or behind?

You tell me.

I have no idea.

Regards

Skoob.


Skoob ask SFO (Secref Flying Objects)

Monkey nutter...
victor nicholas
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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:17
Good theory by Roy, 5* from me.

A bit concerned if Morse fails to rendezvous with Skoob,

if he misses will he carry on onto the far reaches of the universe?

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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:39

Quote: victor nicholas

Good theory by Roy, 5* from me.

A bit concerned if Morse fails to rendezvous with Skoob,

if he misses will he carry on onto the far reaches of the universe?


He's seen Apollo 13 and now is headbanging his way to the centre of the universe in a smoky daze quoting Roots!

Monkey nutter...

 
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