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Skoob1999
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Posted: 7 Jul 09 17:43
This is puke inducing and shambolic.

Just my opinion.

Coffin on stage? It's funnier than a Monty Python sketch.

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 17:45

Quote: Skoob1999

This is puke inducing and shambolic.

Just my opinion.

Coffin on stage? It's funnier than a Monty Python sketch.

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How about the microphone stand being made out of recycled Jackson parts. It's what he would have wanted.

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 17:46
Than spoof it.

Make the coffin penis shaped.

Have a second coffin with pieces of his original nose.

Have a little league baseball team as an honor guard.

Have fun with it.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 7 Jul 09 17:50
I already had Jermaine at the funeral wearing sky blue PJ's and dancing on the roof of a limo.

Tell me J-Man, do all paedos in the USA get gold plated coffins and unlimited airtime?

I was a massive Marvin Gaye fan. Okay, he was a paranoid junkie, but he deserved something like this infinitely more than Jackson.

Lost for words...

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 17:56
Found some words

Quote:

"He was driven to top himself..."

Berry Gordy.

Fucking priceless!

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 17:56 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 7 Jul 09 17:57
I hate the people that say that he was the most influential force in music in history.

In the past 50 years, have they never heard of:
Sinatra?
Elvis?
The Beatles?
Berry Gordy (founder of Motown)

I'd say all of those were more influential than this dancing freakshow.

He invented the moonwalk. BFD!

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 7 Jul 09 17:58

Quote: Jalapenoman

I hate the people that say that he was the most influential force in music in history.

In the past 50 years, have they never heard of:
Sinatra?
Elvis?
The Beatles?
Berry Gordy (founder of Motown)

I'd say all of those were more influential than this dancing freakshow.

He invented the moonwalk. BFD!


The dead bastard didn't even invent that J-Man! He copied it from an LA street dancer!

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 18:01
Jackson Tribute

You can make a bit of plastic go a very long way.

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 18:23
Didn't see too many of these people when he was accused of mo-lestation.

What's the crack here?

Death brings respectability?

Sod this, I'm going to start a Memorial Fund for Ted Bundy.

Grrrrrr

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 18:32
J-Man

Don't know if you're watching this crap, but your good friend, the Reverend Al, has just accreditted MJ with everything from the miracle of creation, through racial tolerance, to Obama being President, to being the second coming.

As I said, puke inducing.

Unbelievable.

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 18:36

Quote: Skoob1999

Didn't see too many of these people when he was accused of mo-lestation.

What's the crack here?

Death brings respectability?

Sod this, I'm going to start a Memorial Fund for Ted Bundy.

Grrrrrr

Skoob.


Bandwaggon coming through, all aboard the bandwaggon. Time to sell a few albums. Famous freak has died, fill your boots.

Something like that I fear. But all very unpleasant.

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 18:40
I'm watching it right now as I type this.

Why do people keep shouting: "We love you Michael"?

He's fucking DEAD. He CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Fucking hell...

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 18:42

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I'm watching it right now as I type this.

Why do people keep shouting: "We love you Michael"?

He's fucking DEAD. He CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Fucking hell...

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Because they are a bunch of ****s

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 18:52
Guys, turn the fucking telly off, I'm enjoying myself here without the bullshit!

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 7 Jul 09 18:57

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Guys, turn the fucking telly off, I'm enjoying myself here without the bullshit!


Splendid.... I think

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 19:01

Quote: Skoob1999

This is puke inducing and shambolic.

Just my opinion.

Coffin on stage? It's funnier than a Monty Python sketch.

Regards

Skoob.


De acuerdo! I throw-up!

Life is beautiful. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that is troublesome...

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 19:02
Splendid.... I think


I've just burnt my licence fee and decided to scype with Buxom Betty and her raunchy thighs! Fuck me, the frying pans are flying again!

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 7 Jul 09 19:05

Quote: Jaggedone

Splendid.... I think


I've just burnt my licence fee and decided to scype with Buxom Betty and her raunchy thighs! Fuck me, the frying pans are flying again!


Or are the flying pans frying again?

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 19:05
Now Sheila Jackson Lee (congresswoman) is speaking in tongues.

WTF?

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 19:12

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Now Sheila Jackson Lee (congresswoman) is speaking in tongues.

WTF?

Skoob.


Skoob your unverbesserlich (look it up!)

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 19:12

Quote: Earl Grey


Quote: Jaggedone

Splendid.... I think


I've just burnt my licence fee and decided to scype with Buxom Betty and her raunchy thighs! Fuck me, the frying pans are flying again!


Or are the flying pans frying again?


no, fish was on the menu yesterday, remember!

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 7 Jul 09 20:50
Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 7 Jul 09 20:54

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Pope Canonizes Michael Jackson, Names Him Patron Saint of Pedophiles

Skoob,

I hope this one brightens your day.


J Man

Responding to message first.

I did feel for the little girl. She looked really upset. But even then, it's all about money. Why would anyone let a child go through that? It's inhuman.

I'll read the link now...

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Posted: 7 Jul 09 20:59
J-Man

That's 25*

The level of hypocrisy here has taken hypocrisy to a whole new level.

Is it possible to throw a can of beer across the Atlantic to New Mexico? I would if I could.

That one's on me.

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Posted: 8 Jul 09 14:58

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Pope Canonizes Michael Jackson, Names Him Patron Saint of Pedophiles

Skoob,

I hope this one brightens your day.



Jalapenoman:

Rumor has it that the Rev. Al Sharpton asked for a little stimulus money to place a statue of Michael next to that of Bethoveen in Central Park, Manhattan.

Nancy Pelosi intervened, knowing your "fondness" for Michael and only agreed to provide the money if this statue was locate at the University in Las Cruces New Mexico.

The Rev Sharpton consented only when he also got a statue of himself to be placed alongside that of Michael!

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