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Location: Las Cruces, NM
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Posted: 3 Jul 09 01:25
I heard this one at work today. I'm not posting it in the jokes section as it isn't mine and I don't know the original source.

Have you heard that McDonalds is releasing their "Classic" Michael Jackson burger?

It's a fifty year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.

5 stars to the joke writer, whoever it was.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 3 Jul 09 11:00
When Farrah Fawcett died, she got to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter granted her one wish. Farrah wished that all the children on earth would be safe.

Then Michael Jackson died.

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Posted: 3 Jul 09 12:16
Apparently, his best friend of Elizabeth Taylor is reputed to have said "I really loved Michael - he's just drop dead gorgeous."

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Location: Nigeria
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Posted: 3 Jul 09 21:37
An actual conversation between myself and my 5 year old brother.

Brother: Whos that on tv? Is it Michael Jackson
Me: Yes it is

Brother: I like the way he dances

Me: Yes, he dances real cool

Brother: can i ask you something?

Me: ok, what (getting irritated)

Brother: Is Michael Jackson a boy or a girl

Me: a boy...

Brother: but he doesnt look like a boy, he looks like a girl

Me: no he doesnt..(visibly upset)

Brother: yes he does. see he has long hair and he's wearing lipstick like mummy.

Me: (silence)

This was a very difficult conversation for me because i'm quite the MJ fan...oh well

Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.

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