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I heard this one at work today. I'm not posting it in the jokes section as it isn't mine and I don't know the original source.

Have you heard that McDonalds is releasing their "Classic" Michael Jackson burger?

It's a fifty year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.

5 stars to the joke writer, whoever it was.

When Farrah Fawcett died, she got to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter granted her one wish. Farrah wished that all the children on earth would be safe.

Then Michael Jackson died.

Apparently, his best friend of Elizabeth Taylor is reputed to have said "I really loved Michael - he's just drop dead gorgeous."
~IS~

An actual conversation between myself and my 5 year old brother.

Brother: Whos that on tv? Is it Michael Jackson
Me: Yes it is

Brother: I like the way he dances

Me: Yes, he dances real cool

Brother: can i ask you something?

Me: ok, what (getting irritated)

Brother: Is Michael Jackson a boy or a girl

Me: a boy...

Brother: but he doesnt look like a boy, he looks like a girl

Me: no he doesnt..(visibly upset)

Brother: yes he does. see he has long hair and he's wearing lipstick like mummy.

Me: (silence)

This was a very difficult conversation for me because i'm quite the MJ fan...oh well