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Posted: 29 Jun 09 15:06 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 29 Jun 09 15:13
They ain't seen nothing yet!

Michael Jackson conspiracy theories

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 15:27
Thanks for the link, IS.

I enjoyed the article.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 29 Jun 09 15:32

Quote: IN SEINE

They ain't seen nothing yet!

Michael Jackson conspiracy theories

~IS~


Quality ~IS~

Just heard he was bald and riddled with needle marks.

WTF?

If I hear Billie fucking Jean one more time I'm going postal.

Kindest,

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 16:07
Don't go Postal! Have you seen the price of a stamp?

Q: what was Michael Jackson's last hit?

A: the floor

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 16:11

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Don't go Postal! Have you seen the price of a stamp?

Q: what was Michael Jackson's last hit?

A: the floor

~IS~


5* ~IS~

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 16:16

Quote: IN SEINE

Don't go Postal! Have you seen the price of a stamp?

Q: what was Michael Jackson's last hit?

A: the floor

~IS~


Have you posted that one in the jokes section yet? Go for it. I'll give it 5 stars when you do.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 30 Jun 09 11:46

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: IN SEINE

Don't go Postal! Have you seen the price of a stamp?

Q: what was Michael Jackson's last hit?

A: the floor

~IS~


Have you posted that one in the jokes section yet? Go for it. I'll give it 5 stars when you do.


Okay, J-man, it's up on the page and waiting for your 5*

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Posted: 30 Jun 09 12:13
5* rating delivered

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 30 Jun 09 12:56

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5* rating delivered


Thanx J-Man

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Posted: 30 Jun 09 13:39

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Quote: IN SEINE

They ain't seen nothing yet!

Michael Jackson conspiracy theories

~IS~


Quality ~IS~

Just heard he was bald and riddled with needle marks.

WTF?

If I hear Billie fucking Jean one more time I'm going postal.

Kindest,

Skoob.


Just change the lyrics to "Billy Mays" instead.

"Vottznewpuzzykatt?"
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Posted: 30 Jun 09 13:43

Quote: IN SEINE

Don't go Postal! Have you seen the price of a stamp?

Q: what was Michael Jackson's last hit?

A: the floor

~IS~


LOL!

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