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I think this is the first Mays spoof

Good one!

You have company..

"Hello,Billy Mays Here!"

Reckon it could be working its way up to a July 4th 'biggie'.

Should we start book on who it will be?

Walter Cronkite already looks dead
Various members of the Jackson family may kill each other over royalty rights
Paris Hilton would probably never be missed

Any other ideas?

Madonna?

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Madonna?

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Mrs Skoob reckons it'll be Thatcher. She also reckoned the self annointed paedophile topped himself.

She's not often wrong.

Especially if we get embroiled in an argument. Come to think of it, she's rarely wrong about anything. I have no idea why she married me.

She'd top the charts on the Spoof, but she can't be arsed.

I love that woman. She's WAAAAY too good for me.

Regards all you happy Spoofers

Skoob.

Bollocks!

The old bag is only saying Thatcher to cheer you up and soften you up for something.


Read back.


Your gushing like a girl!!!!!!!!!.


Your granny would be.......

The Great Spoof Cluedo Game!

1 Queen Elizabeth II

2 On July 4th, Independence Day

3 In Holyrood Castle's Gun Room (ok, maybe Gin Room...)

4 The butler did it.

Coroners report: Billy Mays is Oxy-Dead!

If you call now you can get another celebrity absolutely free.

Nope, the next guy ended up being comedian Fred Travelina

News article

This guy did a ton of game shows.

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The Great Spoof Cluedo Game!

1 Queen Elizabeth II

2 On July 4th, Independence Day

3 In Holyrood Castle's Gun Room (ok, maybe Gin Room...)

4 The butler did it.

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The Great Spoof Cluedo Game!

1 Monkey Woods

2 On April 1st - Awfuls Day

3 In Dudley Library

4 Mark Lowton.

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In the theme of QM (which was followed by IS)....

Buckwheatsbutt.....with The San Francisco Onion....in the bedroom....with the KY Jelly

(they've got an arguement going on in the story forum, but it reads more like a lover's spat to me).

Queen 5/4fav for Z-List celeb Cluedo watchers next demise

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If you call now you can get another celebrity absolutely free.

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"NOW!!!"


Where's my free celebrity Victor?



I'm waiting...


still waiting.........


"I should've known not to trust a Doctor.." allegedly Michael Jackson's last words


~IS~

Thanks, J-Man!

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If you call now you can get another celebrity absolutely free.

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Can I have Rachel McAdams? How about Amy Smart? I'll settle for Piper Perabo?

Please make sure that my celebrity is "Hot" and get her here soon as my wife is out of town for another nine days.

She can help me "exercise" my heart and get me back into shape.

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help me "exercise" my heart and get me back into shape.

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Way to a man's heart is through his, er,,,,,,,,

Used to be stomach but I guess a quicker route is preferred.

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help me "exercise" my heart and get me back into shape.

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Way to a man's heart is through his, er,,,,,,,,

Used to be stomach but I guess a quicker route is preferred.

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You nailed that one QM

Chuckling

Ooh you are awful!

(But I like you)

Skoob.

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Nope, the next guy ended up being comedian Fred Travelina

News article

This guy did a ton of game shows.

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Sorry to hear of this, he was quite talented and entertaining.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Nope, the next guy ended up being comedian Fred Travelina

News article

This guy did a ton of game shows.

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Sorry to hear of this, he was quite talented and entertaining.

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You all missed Federer when he stuffs Murray in the final, lynch mob at the High Court of centralism!

I'm betting on Walter Cronkite and expect to have his obituary written and published before he actually expires. We have to break down some of those stodgy traditions of mainstream media.

And that's the way it was.

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And that's the way it was.

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Ah

The way we were...

Memories, like the corners of my mind, misty water coloured memories...

I reckon that Elvis bloke won't last much longer. Seen the number of burgers he troughs in one sitting? Telling you all, that guy is a disaster waiting to happen

And it will probably all occur on the toilet.

Remember: You read it here first.

Skoob.

It may not be Elvis. You should have seen the way Mama Cass was shoving that ham sandwich into her mouth!