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BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 27 Jun 09 21:13
Being dead is a real drag!

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 21:23 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 27 Jun 09 21:24
Gee....

he's on all of the news channels...
they are playing his videos on all of the music channels...
they are selling his videos on the shopping channels...
they are playing biographies on the entertainment and history channels...
they keep popping in with coverage on the networks....
they are even discussing him on the sports channels!!!!!

I'm getting really sick of him!

I've got 70 channels on my cable and I'll bet that half of them are still talking about him!

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 27 Jun 09 21:24

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Being dead is a real drag!


I thought he dressed in drag when alive...is he in drag dead too?

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 27 Jun 09 21:26

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Being dead is a real drag!


could be worse...

I wouldn't want to be Mark Lowton at the moment, being inundated with Michael Jackson stories.

I feel sorry for him and he should put a ban on it now. I am trying to write something new to break the habit.

~IS~

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 21:50

Quote: Jalapenoman

Gee....

he's on all of the news channels...
they are playing his videos on all of the music channels...
they are selling his videos on the shopping channels...
they are playing biographies on the entertainment and history channels...
they keep popping in with coverage on the networks....
they are even discussing him on the sports channels!!!!!

I'm getting really sick of him!

I've got 70 channels on my cable and I'll bet that half of them are still talking about him!


J-Man

Only 70 Channels?

We've got about a thousand channels. 999 are devoted to the paedo pond life scum.

Hope this makes you feel better.

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 21:54
Skoob,

I choose the 70 channel package for my television. I don't need all of the others and this is the most basic package they have.

If I had more, I'm sure that I'd see MJ stories on the Golf Channel, the Ostrich and Emu Network, Fox Sports Michigan, etc.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 27 Jun 09 22:07
J-Man

I think that's a fair bet. Get down your local bookies and put your house on the Godlike one having committed paedocide.

I have this on good authority.

Take it easy guy, and enjoy the winnings.

Skoob.

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 22:31
Ditto:

Weather Channel: Black Storm Clouds Threaten MJ Outdoor Tribute Concert

Golf Channel: Hank Haney and MJ work on his Short Game(1999 repeat)

ESPN: MJ's Thriller Album inspired US Soccer Team over Spain! (whoa, Skoob!)

Food Channel: MJ's LAST MEAL with Rachael Ray

Travel Channel: Samantha Brown did MJ on Med Cruise (2001 Repeat)

Medical Channel: How to counteract cardiac arrest after hanging around in closet

Evangelical Channel: MJ Tax Free Memorial Fund Drive/ Sharpton Charities

C-Span: MJ Hysteria enables Dems to slip it to Taxpayers with unread Carbon Tax and Healthcare Boondogles

Huffington Post: Dick Cheney killed MJ in bizarre Arcade Shooting Game

The Spoof.com: Fuck the evil Bastard....Skoob/2009

Ho Hum.


...and now, back to big tits and slimy pols.....

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 27 Jun 09 22:54
Quality post Cap.

If I recall, I never said, "Fuck the evil bastard."

Sorry about that.

"Fuck the evil bastard." There, now I've said it. There's an addendum too:"The filthy pond life scum sucking scumbag."

Phew, glad I got that one off my chest.

I'm gonna post theSpoof.com as an internet therapy site. We'll make fucking millions. Made me feel better lately anyway. The only website where you get sense. Even if it is all lies.

Getting a bit nervous now because Mrs Skoob is dozing off. I just hope she doesn't kick in with the snoring thing. Frightening that, even scares the psychopathic cat, who just happens to be lurking nearby, hopefully sans dead gerbil.

Ah well, such is life.

Regards,

Skoob.


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Posted: 27 Jun 09 23:03
She's not asleep.


They never sleep.

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 23:05
Sorry,

I keep doing this, but Mrs Skoob has the remote and we're watching a show about people who bake/create artistic cakes.

One kid, whose parents had shelled out an absolute fortune for one of these genuinely artistic cakes, when presented with it, turned his nose up like there was a bad smell.

Personally speaking, and I'm not promoting child battery here, I'd have hit him over the fucking head with it.

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 23:07
Fergus

It's not the sleeping. It's the snoring...

Oh get your dad to help me out here...

Hanging In There For Now

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 23:07
I'd batter the parents for being arseholes.


More money than sense.

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 23:17

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I'd batter the parents for being arseholes.


More money than sense.


Fergus,

On that cookery channel there's some bloke instructing Jamie Oliver how to make champ. What next? Colcannon? Dublin coddle?

I could have told him all that, years ago.

This is my life. Saturday night. Midnight. It's not all right for fighting and there's no fever.

I'm with the Mrs though, and I'm happy, and that's all that really matters when the sun sets.

Depending on the fucking snoring while I'm trying to watch the Director's cut of Blade Runner.

Anyway,

Skoob. (waffling bastard)

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 23:36

Quote: Skoob1999

Sorry,

I keep doing this, but Mrs Skoob has the remote and we're watching a show about people who bake/create artistic cakes.

One kid, whose parents had shelled out an absolute fortune for one of these genuinely artistic cakes, when presented with it, turned his nose up like there was a bad smell.

Personally speaking, and I'm not promoting child battery here, I'd have hit him over the fucking head with it.

Curmudgeonly Yours

That Grumpy Old Bastard

Skoob.


Scromph:

What did Mdm. Bitters have to say to the kid?.....if it was her cake he would have been walking the plank....!

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 23:43
Scromph?

You mean me Cap?

Last fucking time I ever cook you a leg of lamb with Leeds United tattooed on it.

Ingrate.

It's over Cap. Get over it.

I mean it. No more.

Wife asleep on couch

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 23:55

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Scromph?

You mean me Cap?

Last fucking time I ever cook you a leg of lamb with Leeds United tattooed on it.

Ingrate.

It's over Cap. Get over it.

I mean it. No more.

Wife asleep on couch

Skoob.



Yes, YOU, you crotchedy old Gerbil collector....wake her up and have her get you mellowed out....or better yet....slip into your jamies and get some sleep...

speaking of which, the Mrs. is making me stay up till 10:30 (!!!) to watch the travel channel with a new piece on crossing the atlantic on the QM2 with hosts Samantha Brown and FERGUS McCARTHY!!!!!!

Time to take the Merlot off the ice and get it room temperature in time for this one.....I wonder if Ferg will be in some Irish Kilts....or is that just the Scots and Mel Gibson....?

Nite!

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Posted: 28 Jun 09 00:05
Safe trip Cap.

Kindest,

Skoob.

(Wake her up? You're having a fucking laugh there! Tell you what, you do it...)

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Posted: 28 Jun 09 10:03
Refusing to have anything whatsoever to do with the Jacko crap I decided to watch, Turkish, Iraqui and Iranien TV over the weekend, fuck me guys what a pleasure that was!!!

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