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Skoob1999
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Posted: 25 Jun 09 23:50
This really pisses me off. Al Sharpton, talking outside the Apollo Theater in Harlem moments ago says that Michael Jackson started Live Aid.

Excuse me, but wasn't that all kicked off by Midge Ure and Bob Geldof? Did the Wacko paedo ever appear? Think not.

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Posted: 26 Jun 09 00:19
Since when has Sharpton ever been truthful or accurate about anything?

That's why my most recent story is titles something like "Al Sharpton Blames Michael Jackson Death on Whitey."

I'd post a link, but with the current site problems.....

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 26 Jun 09 00:32
The truth will out.

In my opinion, one sordid individual. If you include Sharpton, then that makes two sordid individuals.

Good fucking riddance as far as I'm concerned.

It did cross my mind that the shithouse known as MJ submitted to the grim reaper because he realised that if he came over here, I'd make a point of punching his fucking lights out.

He used to really piss me off. Won't be doing that any more.

Good fucking riddance to a piece of shit.

Sorry for being so angry, but that creep conned so many people close to me...

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Posted: 26 Jun 09 02:26
Who conned people you're close to? MJ or Al?

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Posted: 26 Jun 09 13:22

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Who conned people you're close to? MJ or Al?


The dead one.

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Posted: 26 Jun 09 22:35
.Thought for the day:

there would probably be less racism if those who make a huge living promoting and feeding off of it, would just devote their time to helping their own minorities instead of exploiting them......

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 26 Jun 09 23:04

Quote: Morse

.Thought for the day:

there would probably be less racism if those who make a huge living promoting and feeding off of it, would just devote their time to helping their own minorities instead of exploiting them......

Morse


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I am in no way racist. I hate everybody.

Quotation lifted from an Ernest Tidyman 'Shaft' book.

Feeling better now, after all the Jackson hullabaloo.

God, that fucker made my blood boil...

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Posted: 26 Jun 09 23:25

Quote: Morse

.Thought for the day:

there would probably be less racism if those who make a huge living promoting and feeding off of it, would just devote their time to helping their own minorities instead of exploiting them......

Morse


Morse,

I believe that it is possible to consider Wacko Jacko to be a sick bastard and Sharpton to be a low life self important politician without that being racism.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 26 Jun 09 23:28
J-Man,

Totally agree. Does that make me a fully paid up Yankee? Confederate, or what?

Or is it just me?

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 01:12

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J-Man,

Totally agree. Does that make me a fully paid up Yankee? Confederate, or what?

Or is it just me?

Kindest,

Skoob.


Nope, it makes you a realist with good sense.

There are Black assholes and White assholes and Chinese assholes and Eskimo assholes. We've all got 'em.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 27 Jun 09 02:26
What he means is...You can have one just don't be one!

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 09:19

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

What he means is...You can have one just don't be one!


Buck,

I'd be buggered without mine.

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Hang on...don't think that quite worked...

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 09:46

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Morse

.Thought for the day:

there would probably be less racism if those who make a huge living promoting and feeding off of it, would just devote their time to helping their own minorities instead of exploiting them......

Morse


Morse,

I believe that it is possible to consider Wacko Jacko to be a sick bastard and Sharpton to be a low life self important politician without that being racism.



Guys!!!! You mis read me....I' was referring to the sharptons, jacksons, and wrangles of he world....the self proclaimed watchdogs who could care less about their own people, and just use race as a financial platform to promote themselves.....look at all the dem inner cities....years of looking after themselves under the guise of helping their brothers....and we wind up with Detroit and Chicago and daily bloodbaths and more scandals....


HOPE THAT CLEARS THAT UP!!!!

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 09:56
I understood you completely Morse, I feel great now, you and me on the same wavelength, a higher level.

We can look down on them all, enjoy the moment.

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 09:58
Cap,

Maybe you misunderstood. Would never accuse you of being racist. Yesterday, lost in all the Jackson hullabaloo, some prick from my home town was given a lengthy jail sentence for beating a little two year old girl - who had been left in his care - to death. Doesn't make me a bad person. I really enjoy chewing the fat with you, Buck, Madame Bitters, J-Man (sorry if I missed anybody out here) and if I thought for one moment that any of you were racist or inherently bad people, I wouldn't give you the time of day.

But I do. It's a pleasure to use this site.

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 10:19
Jeez Morse, you can get dizzy if you lean out to far.

Look! Is that Skoob down there?

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Posted: 27 Jun 09 10:21

Quote: Skoob1999

This really pisses me off. Al Sharpton, talking outside the Apollo Theater in Harlem moments ago says that Michael Jackson started Live Aid.

Excuse me, but wasn't that all kicked off by Midge Ure and Bob Geldof? Did the Wacko paedo ever appear? Think not.

Regards

Skoob.


Sharpton is so wrong, wrong. wrong.

It was Al Gore or invented 'Live Aid'.

It is now very clear that Michael Jackson invented 'Dead Aid'.


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Posted: 27 Jun 09 10:57

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Quote: Skoob1999

This really pisses me off. Al Sharpton, talking outside the Apollo Theater in Harlem moments ago says that Michael Jackson started Live Aid.

Excuse me, but wasn't that all kicked off by Midge Ure and Bob Geldof? Did the Wacko paedo ever appear? Think not.

Regards

Skoob.


Dunno about Dead Aid, I wish he'd have invented a Deaf Aid. Been Billie bastard Jeaned to death the last day or two.

Regards,

Skoob.

Sharpton is so wrong, wrong. wrong.

It was Al Gore or invented 'Live Aid'.

It is now very clear that Michael Jackson invented 'Dead Aid'.


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Posted: 27 Jun 09 10:59

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Jeez Morse, you can get dizzy if you lean out to far.

Look! Is that Skoob down there?


No! Over here!

Catch this one on the volley!

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Posted: 29 Jun 09 16:39
Hold on to your crotch, boys...

Fox news standing by as I write, waiting for arrival of the Sharpton Entourage meeting with the Jackson Family in LA-LA Land.....standby for a wardrobe malfuction, or at least a rascist diatribe......

Sharpton says it will probably be a "taxing experience..." IRS agrees, and still waits for HIS $1m plus payment of avoided taxes....

And who's going to win the $$$Lottery by "taking care of the kids"...the same loving group that brought you "wacko jacko"

Distastefully,

Morse





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