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That great and charismatic politician David Cameron has sent out a challenge offering prime positions in his whiter than white party to anybody.
On hearing this great news I thought immediately of my superb colleagues here and I'm sure amongst the participants many of you could fill these positions with ease. JB for example as Minister of Foot and Mouth, etc.
As for myself I already have a registered non-political party, so I'll certainly not be candidating.
BTW, if any of you guys would like to become ministers of my non-political party called: The Raving Loony, Pyscho-Socialite, Headbanging Party to end all Parties, please send application forms (and donations) to: Jaggedone, Somewhere under a bridge in Amsterdam, Amongst the Abandoned Needles, Holland, Postcode 666KKK-AH.

Why don't you get a petition together and nominate me. I'll do it. It sounds like a good job, and there are plenty of financial perks by the sounds of it.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Why don't you get a petition together and nominate me. I'll do it. It sounds like a good job, and there are plenty of financial perks by the sounds of it.

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Cameron only wants squeeky clean, non-corrupt people, Monks you being a die hard Yorkie fit the bill perfectly, maybe Minister of Cricket and certainly no Boycotts!

I already have my Ministerial Portfolio at the ready.

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I'm ready to go. Where shall I sit?

Over there, on the Right?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

I already have my Ministerial Portfolio at the ready.

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I'm ready to go. Where shall I sit?

Over there, on the Right?

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you're a star, and I'm sure Cameron will be glad to have you on board, if not I'm looking for rather lopsided satire writers to defect over to my non-political, bla bla party.

We will be attacking the political system at the next election and the first meeting will take place in that notorious location called Berchtesgarden.

I think a position of the Right Hon. Yorkshire Ripper for you would be suitable, OK?

Hopefully Skoob and VC will come on board, we need a Right Hon. Lancashire Hot Pot Minister (True Brit Skoob) and a Right Hon. Jackboot Polisher Minister (VC would be perfect to oversee our polished, shiny, Jackbooted Armies)

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Quote: Jaggedone

if not I'm looking for rather lopsided satire writers to defect over to my non-political, bla bla party.

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Fine. I've got the time to do both.

What shall we oppose first? Everything? Good.



I think I've found my niche.





Why doesn't Carina come here anymore, Fergus?

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Quote: Monkey Woods


Why doesn't Carina come here anymore, Fergus?

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That's a very odd question to ask Monkey.
I've often wondered the same thing, do you miss her? I do, she was one of the best wit's and one of the best writers. I liked her a lot.

Why would you think I'd know the answer?
You had a bit of a cryptic running battle with her a while back and that was the last we saw of her.

Well done on staying up in the Prem btw.

I asked because I could feel you watching.

Were you Carina too?

No, but I miss her, like you.

Do you think she's Madame Bitters? I've wondered this for a while, but MB doesn't sound like Carina.


Thanks for the 'well done'. We hardly deserve it, and next year we will probably achieve our 'full potential', if you know what I mean...

I doubt she's Madame Bitters, I have to put some gear in the van, I'll be back soon.

You don't mean 'gear', do you?

You know, like 'gear' gear.

You mean building shit, don't you? Like tools and shit.


I've just realised, I've missed Ashes To Ashes.


So, now I miss Carina, and I've missed Ashes To Ashes.

Great!

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Quote: Monkey Woods

You don't mean 'gear', do you?

You know, like 'gear' gear.

You mean building shit, don't you? Like tools and shit.


I've just realised, I've missed Ashes To Ashes.


So, now I miss Carina, and I've missed Ashes To Ashes.

Great!

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Hey monkey - I taped it - I could put the jist of it up here, and add in the sound of a Quatro doing very unlikely doughnuts. (If you bought a Quatro you'd be pretty annoyed if it couldn't get its rubber down - as I believe they used to say). See if you can get it on demand or something - then get back to me.
All the best - Roy.

Yes, I forgot. I've got that iPlayer thingy.

I'll watch it on there. Very neighbourly of you to ask though. I'll remember that.


Where the fuck's McCarthy got to?


Somebody nicked his van?

I taped it too!!!!

How weird is that? I've never even seen an episode, my brother was home from London for the communion and told me to tape it.

So I did.....So I did.


I hope it's good. I love Bowie.

It's nothing to do with Bowie!

That's just great! Everyone else apart from me has taped it, whilst I've been here waiting for you to get back from chucking your smack in the van!


I mean, your 'tools'.

I quite like Alex Drake, but I fancy her more as the modern-day Alex, rather than the 1980s Alex.


Of course, I'd shag her as either.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

It's nothing to do with Bowie!

That's just great! Everyone else apart from me has taped it, whilst I've been here waiting for you to get back from chucking your smack in the van!


I mean, your 'tools'.

I quite like Alex Drake, but I fancy her more as the modern-day Alex, rather than the 1980s Alex.


Of course, I'd shag her as either.

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Well look at that.

I forgot the typing bit.

So where is the typing bit?

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Quote: Monkey Woods



I quite like Alex Drake, but I fancy her more as the modern-day Alex, rather than the 1980s Alex.


Of course, I'd shag her as either.

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You'd dress up like her, to shag her?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

So where is the typing bit?

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Are we there yet?! Are we there yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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You'd dress up like her, to shag her?

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Why not? We'd be alone. Nobody would see me.

Twas neither criticism nor condomination.


Just wondering what colour your leg warmers were going to be.

Orange or luminous lime.

I'm off to bed to think about it.


Night night. See you in the morning.

Hey Roy!

I love his Quattro.