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Posted: 14 May 09 15:25
BBC reports:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8049187.stm

But who named the jail? Look at the map, top left.

Trevor?

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Posted: 15 May 09 02:12 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 15 May 09 02:13
Monkey

This could be a cry for help.

Trev may be getting water boarded there and need your help.



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Posted: 17 May 09 20:19

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BBC reports:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8049187.stm

But who named the jail? Look at the map, top left.

Trevor?


Duh... it's like you calling Tiger Woods!

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Posted: 17 May 09 23:53 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 17 May 09 23:54
I never call Tiger Woods, ever. I've told him "No more!" after that last incident.

What are you on about, Trev?

And in any case, Monkey Woods was around a long time before Tiger Woods was.

So 'oppit!

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Posted: 18 May 09 11:40

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I never call Tiger Woods, ever. I've told him "No more!" after that last incident.

What are you on about, Trev?

And in any case, Monkey Woods was around a long time before Tiger Woods was.

So 'oppit!


More to the point, what are you on about?

Furthermore, what is this last incident?

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Posted: 18 May 09 11:44

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More to the point, what are you on about?

Furthermore, what is this last incident?

~IS~


No, even more to the point, what are you on about?



I can't discuss 'the incident'. Our lawyers have agreed it would be 'improper'.


So fuck off.

Best regards,

Your friend,

Monkey Woods

Now, like I said, fuck off...mate.

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Posted: 18 May 09 16:22
Monkey Woods

Now, like I said, fuck off...mate.


That's extremely debauched lingo coming from our "Affenwald"
I had extremly high expectations from our nearest known relatives, but obviously evolution has it's achilles heels, well it's only human, join the club!

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 18 May 09 16:33

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Monkey Woods

Now, like I said, fuck off...mate.


That's extremely debauched lingo coming from our "Affenwald"
I had extremly high expectations from our nearest known relatives, but obviously evolution has it's achilles heels, well it's only human, join the club!


Looks like Monkey has taken over as the FO fool for the week, let's hope better words take their place.

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Posted: 18 May 09 16:45
Looks like Monkey has taken over as the FO fool for the week, let's hope better words take their place.


VC, absolutely agree let us real crude muvva fuckers utilise such gutterisms, only for real Jaggedones and WAN-KIN-DIK's, by the way talking about evolution, just at this moment listening with pleasure to a certain Fab Four and their majestic classic R-evo-lver-lution, superb ol bean!

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Posted: 18 May 09 17:14

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Looks like Monkey has taken over as the FO fool for the week,


What's the FO fool, Victor?


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Posted: 18 May 09 18:32
What's the FO fool, Victor?

What am I here tonight the arbitrator in your bitter disputes?
I think VC means the FOo Fighters as in Nirvana, Phoenix, Arizona out of the ashes.

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Posted: 18 May 09 19:04
Why do you keep calling Victor Nicholas 'VC'?

Should we call you JG? And me MN? And Queen Mudder 'QE'?

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Posted: 18 May 09 19:35 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 18 May 09 19:36

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Why do you keep calling Victor Nicholas 'VC'?

Should we call you JG? And me MN? And Queen Mudder 'QE'?

As already explained on another momentous thread, there is a reason, please refrain from attempting to undermine my inner thoughts and images of you bunch and accept the fact that VC is a hero, albeit rather frayed at the edges, especially his cuffs.
JG yeah why not, I've been called worse like FO (Fucking Oirsehole = Fucking Arsehole in Zuid Afrikaans)

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Posted: 18 May 09 21:36

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Quote: victor nicholas

Looks like Monkey has taken over as the FO fool for the week,


What's the FO fool, Victor?


It's the fool that can't think of anything more clever to say other than something you can teach a parrot.



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Posted: 18 May 09 21:55 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 18 May 09 21:56

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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: victor nicholas

Looks like Monkey has taken over as the FO fool for the week,


What's the FO fool, Victor?


It's the fool that can't think of anything more clever to say other than something you can teach a parrot.


fashion... That's it

you can't teach a parrot fashion!

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Posted: 18 May 09 22:31

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It's the fool that can't think of anything more clever to say other than something you can teach a parrot.


Oh bother! That sounds serious. When will the week be up, Victor?

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