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Is the illustrious spoof writer Jesus Budda really Mark Lowton? Is Jesus Budda really Henman? What are your thoughts?

I think Henman is running the show from his castle kingdom in Nigeria.

He is too busy running the business and casting judgement on goat disputes to submit many articles.

Jesus Budda and Mark Lowton clean-up after hours and furtively take turns poking away on Henman's keyboard while he is asleep letting the world in on their wild thoughts and their accomplishments on the level 3 Nigerian spelling equivalency.

Once taken suprise by a loud noise while at Henman's keyboard Mark quickly cut some hair off Budda's chest to make a pantomime mustache disguise which he replaces monthly.

I am the Lindberg Baby!!!!!!!

You fat c*nt!

How's it going, old friend?

Twat.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

You fat c*nt!

How's it going, old friend?

Twat.

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Whats it to you, ya fucking prick?

Only joking with ya, ya lovable rogue.
Come here and give us a hug!

What the fuck was Victor Nicholas talking about?
That man is full of shit.

So, doing anything special, Monkey Woods/Buckwheats/A. N. Other?

Imagine having multiple identities. It must be so very exciting!

I think I've just pissed my pants. Tee hee heee...

No, just writing to you, and watching something closely on eBay.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

No, just writing to you, and watching something closely on eBay.

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Fucking Chinese!
They tried to trick me on eBay.
Well, not the entire nation, just a few of them. Bastards.

Every time I bid for something they kept saying someone else had made a better bid. This kept going on until I discovered I was bidding way above the actual price of such an item (a PC pen drive) - plus I didn't really want it anyways!

Cunning.
Sneaky.
Watch them closely.

Yes. Baskereds.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Yes. Baskereds.

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Indeed.

Monkey Woods, you are the featured writer todday.

You baskered.

Of course I meant "Today" not "Todday".

Silly me.

I hope you enjoy the moment. It could be the beginning of something special. Or not.

One day, my boy, you could be in the top 20 writers list if you try hard enough.



Little Lord Fauntleroy.

JB--------Amongst all that wiggle there's gotta be some jiggle!

What's going on here?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Monkey Woods, you are the featured writer todday.

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I missed it. Not to worry. I would have been embarrassed anyway, stagefright and all that.

It's probably best that I wasn't around for that 15-minute stretch between 6.15 and 6.30. I would have only made a scene of myself. Myslef, even.

I saw it.

How many stories?

Star of the fifth dimension.

Regards

Skoob

Monkeyman is FW now, any relation?

This is for every spoof writer/reader from Skoob1999,

I like Monkey's stories because the humour is understated, matter of fact, and tongue in cheek.

Some stories you read and they make you laugh hours later. There's a depth to them which has to be plumbed for total appreciation.

He'll probably think I'm taking the piss here, but I'm not, honestly. Mrs Skoob goes into fits when she reads Monkey's stories.

All I ever get is a blank expression.

Thanks Monkey for being you.

See, I knew you'd read this you egomaniacal Yorkshire bastard.

Fuck off

Skoob

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Is the illustrious spoof writer Jesus Budda really Mark Lowton? Is Jesus Budda really Henman? What are your thoughts?

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This would indicate that Mark has two entirely different personalities Perhaps Mark is unaware that he is also JB.

HEYYY!!!

I never started this multiple personality thing! I never even mentioned it. Oh fuck, I just realised that I just did.

See kids, that's what alcohol does to you!

Be warned. Be very warned.

Kindest regards

Skoob

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Quote: NickFun

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Is the illustrious spoof writer Jesus Budda really Mark Lowton? Is Jesus Budda really Henman? What are your thoughts?

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This would indicate that Mark has two entirely different personalities Perhaps Mark is unaware that he is also JB.

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This also suggests by exclusion that JB has no personality.

Mmm - I did try to explain...
story

So - it's just all of me... and you.
Roy et al

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Quote: Roy Turse

Mmm - I did try to explain...
story

So - it's just all of me... and you.
Roy et al

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Well done Roy!

"Psychiatrists have suggested that the individual personalities contained within the psychotic writer's mind would not be aware of each other, and may believe they are writing independently and communicating with other people. They advise that it could be dangerous to alert this person to their psychosis in an uncontrolled environment. As a result, the site will carry on as normal."

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Quote: Skoob1999

This is for every spoof writer/reader from Skoob1999,

I like Monkey's stories because the humour is understated, matter of fact, and tongue in cheek.

Some stories you read and they make you laugh hours later. There's a depth to them which has to be plumbed for total appreciation.

He'll probably think I'm taking the piss here, but I'm not, honestly. Mrs Skoob goes into fits when she reads Monkey's stories.

All I ever get is a blank expression.

Thanks Monkey for being you.

See, I knew you'd read this you egomaniacal Yorkshire bastard.

Fuck off

Skoob

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That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me, Skoob. Honest it is.

You've no idea how much it means to me to have someone be so complimentary about my 'work', and to have analysed it so thoroughly. I really do appreciate it.Thank you, Skoob.

Aww, you've gone and made me cry now, Skoob. I'm in tears, overwhelmed, absolutely in bits. The missus is here. She's just picked up one of the bits and put it in the bin, where it belongs.

Where I belong.

Now fuck off and get on with your four days on.

All the best,

Donkey Wooms

He never says nice things like that to me!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

He never says nice things like that to me!

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Buckwheats, I am your friend and I like you.

There - feel better?
Good.



Victor Nicholas, fuck off and die, you elephant seal.

Skoob, you seriously gotta stop masturbating to Monkey Woods like this. It is a little sad and degrading.

Monkey Woods, my feelings towards you need no words. That could mean anything and probably does.


Madame Bitters, I understand your confusion as I too am confused. Don't worry, just lie back and relax.


Nick Fun, you've got balls. Big balls. Big hairy balls.
I thought I'd just add that so that you didn't feel left out as usual.
The rest of these bastards don't love you. They're just using you. Take no notice of them.

Anyone else? Did I forget someone?


Jesus Budda?
Jesus Budda, you are a great human being.

You left out Carina. Remember her? Dear, sweet Carina, with her smoking avatar with its psychadelic background. Ah, I miss her, but she broke away, she freed herself from the daily humdrum existence of spoof writing, she climbed out of the sewer and back into the ... well ... another sewer probably.

I love ya, Jesus Budda/Jessburger/Skoob or whatever the flip your name really is.

You wanker
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