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chiquitina
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Posted: 12 Mar 09 15:02
Among these names, which celebrity do you think is worst as a role model? why?

Q: Who do you think is the WORST role model?
Paris Hilton
12%
Britney Spears
25%
Amy Winehouse
37%
Victoria Beckham
12%
Kate Moss
12%
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Posted: 12 Mar 09 15:32
They are all Z-list rubbish.

SO hard to pick one as being worse than the others.

I guess Paris Hilton is the biggest con.

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Posted: 12 Mar 09 15:51 - Edited By: Roy Turse, 12 Mar 09 15:52
Amy Whitehouse because she has a real talent which she is throwing away. The rest should be applauded for making the most of limited resources. Actually I'm being a bit unfair to Britney.
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Posted: 12 Mar 09 16:17
Which one is the mother of the most children? I know that B.S. has two, but how many do the others have?

The one with the most children is the worst example to them and the biggest skank.

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Posted: 12 Mar 09 16:32
That puts Victoria Beckham in pole position J-Man, she has three brats.

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Posted: 12 Mar 09 22:08
That's three screwed up kids coming from her hours. At least Paris Hilton has not spawned yet.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 12 Mar 09 23:09
This seems to be a new addition because I have never seen a forum user being allowed to write on to a forum before! This has been previously not allowed.

Perhaps Chiquitita (who has just registered today) is testing a new device?

Furthermore, I love the scrolling headlines on the front page!

BTW what is a role model?

Is it one who rolls over a lot?

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Posted: 13 Mar 09 19:39
IN SEINE, I have to write a paper about role models in UK and I just tried to see what UK people think... that's all.

Thanks to those who answered , and I hope to get more answers! Surprising that you think Amy is the worst role model, when she was voted top UK role model in a poll done by Sky.com (which was even more surprising).

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Posted: 13 Mar 09 20:21
Are you writing a spoof paper on Roll models?

The little fella on the toilet roll adverts is quite cute, so he's not the worst one, oh no, not by a country mile.

I would say it would have to be Heather Mills, although I don't think she rolls very easily, but she is still a cu...........

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Posted: 13 Mar 09 20:35

Quote: chiquitina

IN SEINE, I have to write a paper about role models in UK and I just tried to see what UK people think... that's all.




...and you thought that, in the interests of your research, you'd sign up to TheSpoof.com, and ask for our considered opinions on who is the best role model between those five women. Hmmmm ... let me see.

Yep, that works. I believe you, Chiquitina.

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Posted: 13 Mar 09 21:46
I'm an American. You had better throw out one vote for Victoria Beckham and one for Britney Spears (yes, I voted twice).

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 13 Mar 09 21:55
Are any of them "role models"? It has already been asked what is a role model? Think it's a sign of the times when that crew are considered to be role models, however bad.

My role models were my parents. And my history teacher. And my older brother.

And Gordon Davies (long story,I will spare you).

None of them were z list celebs. And no drug taking either. Although my history teacher......

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Posted: 13 Mar 09 22:00
Earl: times have changed, they just arrested two (2) female teachers for having sex with the same 13 year old boy.....unbeknownst to either of them.

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Posted: 13 Mar 09 22:11

Quote: Morse

Earl: times have changed, they just arrested two (2) female teachers for having sex with the same 13 year old boy.....unbeknownst to either of them.

Exploits posted on Spoof have now garnered 85,799 Points!...and no pictures yet!

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Times have changed? I'd say history lessons have changed also!

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Posted: 14 Mar 09 03:45
Why aren't there any men on this list of shitty role models?

Christian Bale would top my list: Not only because of that 4 minute tirade that was recorded on the set of Terminator 4, but for punching his mother and his sister.

And do we really need a 4th Terminator movie? I think that well has been dry for a long time now.

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chiquitina
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Posted: 14 Mar 09 09:10

Quote: Monkey Woods

...and you thought that, in the interests of your research, you'd sign up to TheSpoof.com, and ask for our considered opinions on who is the best role model between those five women. Hmmmm ... let me see.

Yep, that works. I believe you, Chiquitina.


Well, I don't know much about forums... if you think this is the wrong place, then suggest me a better place where I could ask.


Oh, and thanks for the Christian Bale suggestion. I'll take a look at it.

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Posted: 16 Mar 09 01:19

Quote: Madame Bitters

Why aren't there any men on this list of shitty role models?




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Posted: 16 Mar 09 02:04

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Quote: Madame Bitters

Why aren't there any men on this list of shitty role models?




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Posted: 16 Mar 09 02:30 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 16 Mar 09 02:37

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Why aren't there any men on this list of shitty role models?




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Posted: 16 Mar 09 10:17
Growing up, I never thought of anyone as a "role model," famous or otherwise. The term means someone you'd want to be like, right?

I remember being asked that when I was a child and never having a good answer. Did anyone else ever have a role model?


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Posted: 16 Mar 09 12:16
I once dated a really cute model. She sure did the 'nasty' real good too! To be fair, I also dated a 'mole model' that had a large facial mole that had a thick hair growing from it....I was drunk...She was available...Any port in a storm!


 
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