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CHUMPS FROM OXFORD
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Posted: 9 Nov 06 20:52 - Edited By: Mark Lowton, 9 Nov 06 21:16
Just came back from there. War zone. Lebanese are nice. We were treated well. Seems like many want Hezbollah kicked out but are afraid to say in public.

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Posted: 9 Nov 06 21:19
I moved this from the Writers' discussion forum as general conversation is intended to be carried out here.

So what were you doing out in Lebanon? Work or pleasure?

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Posted: 9 Nov 06 21:41
Oh - and of course - welcome to The Spoof

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Posted: 9 Nov 06 21:58

Quote: CHUMPS FROM OXFORD
Seems like many want Hezbollah kicked out.


Welcome Mr Chumps. We all wanted Hezbollah kicked out. I proposed NUCLEARize'n em out but Cheney said do'n that might nuke out a few Leb-uh-nesians in the process, so we didn't go with plan "A". I assume you made it outta there alive Mr Chumps.

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Posted: 9 Nov 06 22:45
Congratulations to the President for two reasons:

1. You did not rearrange the letters and add the extra "u" and make it nucular.

2. You called them a form of Lebanese instead of your usual Lesbianese.

I guess the voting results are helping straighten you out a little bit.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 9 Nov 06 23:21
Lesbianese - I'm sure I saw a video about that once.

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Posted: 9 Nov 06 23:33
Yep, our presidents used to have embarrassing brothers (Kennedy and Carter), children (Nixon and Reagan), wives (Ford, Carter, and Clinton), or Vice Presidents (Mr. Dan Quayle himself). Nowadays, it's our presidents that are an embarrassment to the country.

Why is it that the intelligent people who tell the truth and shoot straight never make it farther than the primaries in this country?

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(Who is proud to say that he has never voted for any member of the Bush family for any political office).

P.S. If Amy Carter's treehouse is still on the White House grounds, does President Bush ever play in it?

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Posted: 9 Nov 06 23:39
Lesbianese, as in the kinda marraiges those democrats are going to allow ..

we can't have that goin on folks.


how about lesbianese, as in

the kinda twins born over there in Lebanon only they're glued together at the rumps.

Lots of folks make fun of me Mr Peno because I once called Nucleer 'Nucleer'. Whatever you call the bomb you don't want to get 'Merica riled.
Ask the mayor of Hiroshima's great grandson. He's still alive. In a way, even though he has 3 eyes and a gil. These days I just call the word,
N u k e.

What they do over there at the Pentagon is take a regular bomb, fill it up with
atoms (those are VERY small .. particles).
Next thing you know, you've got a
Nuke.
a Nucleer Nuke.




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Posted: 9 Nov 06 23:45

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glued together at the rumps



What a pain in the ass!

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