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Posted: 11 Feb 09 20:43
Time for Spoofers to put on their thinking caps and solve the Economy Problem!
What's your solution to STIMULATE the economy(and yourself)...
This could be earth shattering and cause you to be more famous than Joe The Plumber!

Q: Spoofers Solve Economic Meltdown: The ideal STIMULUS!
wanking for dollars
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be adopted by the Royal Family
5%
start your own sperm bank
20%
Be Buck's lliterary assistant
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write for Guardian/NY Times
5%
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Posted: 11 Feb 09 22:18
I don't want to be a sperm bank.

Making a withdrawal is okay, but what happens if somebody wants to make a deposit?

Iain

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Posted: 11 Feb 09 23:51

Quote: IainB

I don't want to be a sperm bank.

Making a withdrawal is okay, but what happens if somebody wants to make a deposit?

Iain


You'd need to have a place to keep the umm.... product. An ice chest maybe a good start. But as business picks up you'd have to think of some long-term storage solution.

Using your household refrigerator is simply out of the question. The mayo could become cross contaminated with Baby Juice, and that's not good for anything. Especially the tuna salad.

<shudder>

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Posted: 12 Feb 09 00:14 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 12 Feb 09 00:15

Quote: IainB

I don't want to be a sperm bank.

Making a withdrawal is okay, but what happens if somebody wants to make a deposit?

Iain


Chances are the teller would never understand a person talking with their mouth full anyway!

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Posted: 23 Feb 09 01:55
Easy to solve the problem of money. Outlaw it.

So then, what have you got? A lot of "financial" people looking for real work to do, like starting a garden.

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man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 23 Feb 09 02:10 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 23 Feb 09 12:02
Oh **** ***!

I'm in a bad mood.

I worry that Mrs Skoob doesn't love me any more.

So I'm just gonna drink myself into oblivion and to hell with it.

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Posted: 23 Feb 09 02:18

Quote: Morse

Time for Spoofers to put on their thinking caps and solve the Economy Problem!
What's your solution to STIMULATE the economy(and yourself)...
This could be earth shattering and cause you to be more famous than Joe The Plumber!

Morse my dear friend.

This thread is a fucking crap idea.

Sorry, I'm in a bad mood.

I think Mrs Skoob doesn't love me as much as she used to.
So I'm gonna go out and beat the crap out of the next American I come across, because you guys keep telling us we're pussies.

Holy Effin Moley

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Posted: 23 Feb 09 02:35 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 23 Feb 09 02:36
I just had an attack of keyboard diarrhoea.

Apologies to anyone affected.

Sweet Dreams All

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Posted: 23 Feb 09 02:54
A bit out of character Skoob.

Hope you pull through.



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Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 23 Feb 09 04:50

Quote: Skoob1999


So I'm gonna go out and beat the crap out of the next American I come across, because you guys keep telling us we're pussies.



Skoob


Don't blame us Americans for the financial problem. Bilderburg Group had this all planned out. They pulled the plug. They want to go back to the dark ages. And I'm sure we'll get there.

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man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
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man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 23 Feb 09 12:08
Victor and Aspartame Boy

Normal service is resumed. Apologies for any overt hostility but Mrs Skoob and I went to a show last night and there was something in it that deeply offended me.
95% of the show was really good.
But one segment made me want to blow a gasket.

I'm considering anger management classes.

Sincere Apologies And Kindest Regards

Skoob

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Posted: 23 Feb 09 12:26
Skoob: thanks for bringing this up again, no matter the circumstances!

I think several of the contributors have their black moments , and just take out their frustrations with the 1* vote...I'm glad it makes them feel better!

I guess you are younger than I thought, you will find as you age that "love" is greatly over rated, and usually leads to personal destruction, heartache and occasionally a case of "Blue Balls."

As I remember Gladys Skoob singing in a pub one night, with a rousing chorus from The Pimps behind her..."Love is Not the Answer!...great rhythm section too!

That's why I have a dog.

Older, but Wiser

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