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Duncan Whitehead
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 16:45 - Edited By: Duncan Whitehead, 5 Feb 09 16:47
I just nearly made a very silly mistake!

While logging onto to my Lloyd TSB Account I entered my user number as 00748928374 and my password as PO5783 - my password is really PO5784! (User number was fine)

I finally got it right on the third attempt so no harm done and I can continue to enter using PO5784 and 00748928374.

Watch out for that - everybody.

Mark
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 16:56
I really hate it when you get it wrong three times.

I did that once when I really needed to make a transaction. Ended up having to go to the bloody branch to do it. Bastards.

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 22:50
Some crafty con merchant asked me for my bank details earlier today.

I wasn't daft enough to tell him that my Nat-West account number is 252655461 and that my pin number is 1999.

As I told him this morning: You'll have to wake up earlier in the day if you think you're going to make a fool out of me SONNY JIM.

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 5 Feb 09 23:30
Well done, Skoob! They are a crafty bunch of tinkers, aren't they?

By the way, on which thread was it that I told you to "fuck off"?


Anyway, hope you're having a lovely evening, you cocksucking runt.

Speak to you soon. All the best,

MW

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 01:08
Monkey, Lord Of The Spoof,

I don't know what the heck I'm talking about most of the time.

Ignore me.

You know you wanna.

LMAO

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Posted: 6 Feb 09 01:16
Monkey

It was that acronym/anagram thing.

I contributed but you overrode me and went back to the previous contributor.

What the fuck is that all about anyway?

Here's one for you, you old brainbox you:

What comes first in everything,

Second in second,

And seventh in unplaced?

Answers on a blank cheque to - see previous posting for Nigerian bank details.

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 17:16 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 6 Feb 09 17:16
Is the answer: 1600kgs?

Or: wheat?

Oh, cripes, Skoob. I'm no good at thiese sorts of puzzles!


Nice to see you're still alive today, you fat bastard!

Speak to you after tea, yeah?

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 17:54
Monkey,

Kettle on, beer chillin,

Pizzas on order.

BTW - The answer was the letter E

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 17:56
PS Monkey

I'm not fat.

Really.

I'm 6' 1 1/2"

And about twelve stone.

And not gay.

Best Regards.

You fuckin' crack me up every time!

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 19:13
Fuck off, tosser.






Love ya.

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 19:28
You too man.

To not do would be churlish.

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 6 Feb 09 19:44
Wanker.

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 11:52
Who told you?

If it was Mrs Skoob don't believe her.

She's a compulsive liar.

With OCD

And an unnatural fixation with eBay.

Best wishes you Yorkshire bastard

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Manc

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IN SEINE
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 19:28

Quote: Skoob1999

Who told you?

If it was Mrs Skoob don't believe her.

She's a compulsive liar.

With OCD

And an unnatural fixation with eBay.

Best wishes you Yorkshire bastard

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Manc


That's strange....

That describes Monkey Woods to a tee!

and yes he is a bastard too, but from W. Midlands.

Are you sure Mrs Skoob is not Monkey Woods?

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 19:41
Can't be the same. Skoob said in an earlier post that his wife's saving grace is that she doesn't have a hairy back.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 19:49

Quote: Jalapenoman

Can't be the same. Skoob said in an earlier post that his wife's saving grace is that she doesn't have a hairy back.



But she does have an exceedingly hairy front.

You want me as a moderator!
You need me as a moderator!!!
Monkey Woods
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 20:27

Quote: IN SEINE

That describes Monkey Woods to a tee!

and yes he is a bastard too, but from W. Midlands.




Whoever told you I was from the West Midlands, Trev?

I can assure you, I am not. I merely live here at the moment.

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IN SEINE
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 20:44

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: IN SEINE

That describes Monkey Woods to a tee!

and yes he is a bastard too, but from W. Midlands.




Whoever told you I was from the West Midlands, Trev?

I can assure you, I am not. I merely live here at the moment.


OK, OK... I should've known NOBODY in the W. Midlands supports Hull City!

Somebody said you were a Muslim.......is that right?

Where's Mecca?

Are you an II?

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 23:03

Quote: IN SEINE

Somebody said you were a Muslim.......is that right?




Yes.

What's an II?

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 7 Feb 09 23:32

Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: Jalapenoman

Can't be the same. Skoob said in an earlier post that his wife's saving grace is that she doesn't have a hairy back.



But she does have an exceedingly hairy front.


Fergus,

You obviously don't know her.

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Posted: 7 Feb 09 23:34
Ferg,

You may have met my ex-Mrs.

Ask Duncan Whitehead.

He knows you know.

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Posted: 8 Feb 09 00:03

Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: Jalapenoman

Can't be the same. Skoob said in an earlier post that his wife's saving grace is that she doesn't have a hairy back.



But she does have an exceedingly hairy front.


Yes, she has a very hairy front!

IN SEINE
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Posted: 8 Feb 09 10:01

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: IN SEINE

Somebody said you were a Muslim.......is that right?




Yes.

What's an II?


II = Illegal Immigrant

So where are you from then?

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 8 Feb 09 10:09 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 8 Feb 09 10:09
Hull.

Does that make me illegal?

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Posted: 8 Feb 09 11:23

Quote: Monkey Woods

Hull.

Does that make me illegal?




No

Not yet...

The EU have plans to repatriate you. Sorry it's out of my hands!

~IS~

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