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This is a thread dedicated to Jesus Budda. Can everyone please comment on Jesus Budda and all things concerning Jesus Budda. Can Jesus Budda also comment on himself.



What is it you like about Jesus Budda? What is it you like even more about Jesus Budda? What is it that you really love about Jesus Budda?


If you have never heard of Jesus Budda, that doesn't matter. Simply comment on wanting to get to know Jesus Budda.


If you have nothing to say. Fine ! Just repeatedly type Jesus Budda as many times as your little hands allow.


Can you live without Jesus Budda? Probably not, so tell him this.

Jesus Budda

Jesus Budda is a man after my own fart.

He's just lovely....even though he is a dillweed.

I've never been able to decide if he had cranial-rectal inversion or cranial-rectal insertion.

Teenage girls love him and want to play naked twister with him in groups of three, so he can't be all bad.

Jesus Budda

Always rudda

Writing crudda

In the nudda

OK.............

Jesus Budda quite the fruita,
Once he ate...
His own ba-dudda!
Mrs. Budda heard the roota,
Hit his head with a broom-a-dulla!
Now 'ol Jesus is sad and mooda,
cannot play his flute-a-roota!

I think Jesus Budda is alright.

Great thread, Phil.
There should be more just like it seeing as Jesus Budda is the greatest person or thing in the history of humanity.

In a recent poll conducted by me and the University of South-hampton, it was revealed that Jesus Budda is a shit stain of a man. Who has his own thread and allows it lie idle, while he contaminates perfectly good threads with his foul-smelling bile.


5 million people took part in the survey and the numbers were crunched by a statistician who revealed the results yesterday.


Budda was available for comment on all other threads but his own. The effin, gargantuan, cross-dressing megalomaniac.


Disclaimer : No of the opinions stated here are my personal opinions. They are solely the accurate qualitative findings from years of academic research, conducted by an underpaid post grad student.

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

In a recent poll conducted by me and the University of South-hampton, it was revealed that Jesus Budda is a shit stain of a man. Who has his own thread and allows it lie idle, while he contaminates perfectly good threads with his foul-smelling bile.


5 million people took part in the survey and the numbers were crunched by a statistician who revealed the results yesterday.


Budda was available for comment on all other threads but his own. The effin, gargantuan, cross-dressing megalomaniac.


Disclaimer : No of the opinions stated here are my personal opinions. They are solely the accurate qualitative findings from years of academic research, conducted by an underpaid post grad student.

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There's method in his madness.
And a set of balls dangling from Phil's nose.

When is the JB and Phil cage match happening.

And there is a great big dick protruding from Jesus Budda's forehead.



Jesus is the size of Andre the Giant, he's a big lad but out of shape. When they are that size they always die early. You see Victor, they've got proportionally small hearts, lungs and brains.


Did you ever see 'My Giant' with Billy Crystal, terrible film, but it explains all about people like Jesus Budda.

If anyone wants a VHS copy of My Giant, it's yours. I tried to sell it on Ebay for a penny and no-takers.

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

And there is a great big dick protruding from Jesus Budda's forehead.



Jesus is the size of Andre the Giant, he's a big lad but out of shape. When they are that size they always die early. You see Victor, they've got proportionally small hearts, lungs and brains.


Did you ever see 'My Giant' with Billy Crystal, terrible film, but it explains all about people like Jesus Budda.

If anyone wants a VHS copy of My Giant, it's yours. I tried to sell it on Ebay for a penny and no-takers.

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Was that the one with Andre the Giant in it?
He was a lovely giant.

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

And there is a great big dick protruding from Jesus Budda's forehead.



Jesus is the size of Andre the Giant, he's a big lad but out of shape. When they are that size they always die early. You see Victor, they've got proportionally small hearts, lungs and brains.


Did you ever see 'My Giant' with Billy Crystal, terrible film, but it explains all about people like Jesus Budda.

If anyone wants a VHS copy of My Giant, it's yours. I tried to sell it on Ebay for a penny and no-takers.

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Was that the one with Andre the Giant in it?
He was a lovely giant.

No Andre the Giant had died by this time of Giantitis. He was truly a lovely giant you are right Mr Budda. No this was a different giant, who is probably dead now. How is your own health Mr Budda, is your heart okay? How are the hi joints? Is there any scoliosis in the spine or are you standing straight?


All the joking, I enjoy our banter and would be deeply saddened if you passed away in your sleep. Monkey Woods is lovely, but he is very sensitive and slightly unhurried.

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

No Andre the Giant had died by this time of Giantitis. He was truly a lovely giant you are right Mr Budda. No this was a different giant, who is probably dead now. How is your own health Mr Budda, is your heart okay? How are the hi joints? Is there any scoliosis in the spine or are you standing straight?


All the joking, I enjoy our banter and would be deeply saddened if you passed away in your sleep. Monkey Woods is lovely, but he is very sensitive and slightly unhurried.

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I love you Phil.

No. I'm fine. I'm not a giant. Really.
I just have long legs.

I have a bit of a bad back but thats more to do with crap posture than giganticism. I think.

Jesus Budda is great
He doesn't ever Menstruate
He's a bloke,
He's got no date
But Jesus Budda is great



There you go Russell Brand.

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

Jesus Budda is great
He doesn't ever Menstruate
He's a bloke,
He's got no date
But Jesus Budda is great



There you go Russell Brand.

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Thats lovely.

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

OK.............

Jesus Budda quite the fruita,
Once he ate...
His own ba-dudda!
Mrs. Budda heard the roota,
Hit his head with a broom-a-dulla!
Now 'ol Jesus is sad and mooda,
cannot play his flute-a-roota!

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Did you HAVE an education?

Sure, he was on the grade 3 debating team.