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Posted: 13 Jan 09 23:57
I've got some time to kill.

Go!

Rules: each question must be answered before another question can be asked. Cross posted questions will be answered together, just don't bombard me with questions!

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:00
How do we play?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:04
Like the normal 20 questions game.

You first ask me if I'm an animal, a mineral, or a vegetable, and it goes from there. There's a max 20 questions to ask before you have to guess what/who I am.

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:04 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 14 Jan 09 00:05
OK.

1) are you an animal, vegetable or mineral, Mark?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:07
Are you a food mixer?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:09
I'm an animal.

I'm not a food mixer

18 questions remaining.

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:10
Are you a new and improved douchebag?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:11
Nope.

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:12
If your going to be rude then dont play Buck.

Are you a meat eater or a carrot cruncher?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:13 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 14 Jan 09 00:15
Mark, this is MY Question 2:

2) Have you been watching Derren Brown? Are you a mouse?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:14 - Edited By: Mark Lowton, 14 Jan 09 00:14
(Sorry, everyone's questions count in the total)

Meat eater (as far as I know...)

I don't think I've been watching Derren Brown...

15 qs left

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:16
would you be a nice pet?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:17 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 14 Jan 09 00:18
Are you an inhabitant of Europe

Everyone is entitled to my opinion, and I mean that most insincerely folks.
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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:18
Cat or dog type animal?

Birds and reptiles dont count as animals.

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:19
What time is it?



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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:20
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What abour gerbils? animal, reptile or sex-toy?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:20
Nice pet? If you like that sort of thing.
Inhabitant of Europe? Yes
Cat or dog? Nope
What time is it? Saturday.

11 left?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:21
Dont count MW's question he has a short attention span.




Are you bigger than a cheetah?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:22

Quote: Mark Lowton


11 left?


Does this count as a question?

Shit that's another one gone. Isn't it?

Doh!

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:22 - Edited By: carina-eta, 14 Jan 09 00:22
are you famous?

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:23
This is fun, isn't it?


OH, BUGGER!

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:24

Quote: carina-eta

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What abour gerbils? animal, reptile or sex-toy?




Yes.

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:25
Bigger than a cheetah? I think so...height wise probably anyway.

Am I famous? Yep.

Foregoing MWs Qs, 11 left.

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:25 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 14 Jan 09 00:26
Sheep?

They're pretty tall around here.

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Posted: 14 Jan 09 00:26
are you a person?

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