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Phil Edgar's Bones
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Posted: 5 Jan 09 19:00 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 5 Jan 09 19:08
I don't know if this will work on this forum, as everything seems to focus on how big your cocks are and women wanting to have sex with you. Jesus Budda has now turned 'Forum Gay' and has descended into cross-dressing, sodomy and water-sports with the fellow male writers.



I played this game at university and it was also played on the British Radio Programme " I Am Sorry I Haven't A Clue"

The Rules


You have to start a scenario with the phrase "The last thing I remember....". The connotations are, you passed out, were knocked, collapsed, had a seizure, fainted, you simply were unconscious, for any reason of your choice.



I will give you a few examples :





The last thing I remember, was Stevie Wonder announcing himself as the pilot on my transatlantic flight.



The last thing I remember was, my new beau saying she had only ever slept with one person before me ......Russell Brand.


The last thing I remember, was telling Chick Norris I slept with his mum.


The last thing I remember, was telling a group of old Irish grandmothers that Daniel O'Donnell was possible gay.



N.B : This might be too tame for the old-timers , but I welcome all the new members, women and undecided to join in.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion, and I mean that most insincerely folks.
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Posted: 5 Jan 09 19:06
This sounds like fun!

The last thing I remember was shaking baby JB to death and then throwing the lifelss body to my neighbor's Rottweilers.

Sort of like that?

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Posted: 5 Jan 09 19:07 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 5 Jan 09 19:11

Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I don't know if this will work on this forum, as everything seems to focus on how big your cocks are and women wanting to have sex with you. Jesus Budda has now turned 'Forum Gay' and has descended into cross-dressing, sodomy and water-sports with the fellow male writers.



I played this game at university and it was also played I the British Radio Programme " I am sorry I haven't a clue"





Re-read what you wrote, Phil!
You summed yourself up perfectly.

Ha ha!!!!

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Phil Edgar's Bones
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Posted: 5 Jan 09 19:13 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 5 Jan 09 23:56

Quote: Madame Bitters

This sounds like fun!

The last thing I remember was shaking baby JB to death and then throwing the lifelss body to my neighbor's Rottweilers.

Sort of like that?





Yes Madame Bitters , but I think you would have to add the last thing I remember your honor, was shaking baby JB to death and then throwing the lifelss body to my neighbor's Rottweilers.


As I dont think shaking JB to death would really make you pass out and you would only be saying this, if you were feigning insanity in front of a judge.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion, and I mean that most insincerely folks.
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Posted: 5 Jan 09 19:15

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I don't know if this will work on this forum, as everything seems to focus on how big your cocks are and women wanting to have sex with you. Jesus Budda has now turned 'Forum Gay' and has descended into cross-dressing, sodomy and water-sports with the fellow male writers.



I played this game at university and it was also played I the British Radio Programme " I am sorry I haven't a clue"





Re-read what you wrote, Phil!
You summed yourself up perfectly.

Ha ha!!!!




The last thing I remember was Jesus Budda actually coming up with an original put-down.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion, and I mean that most insincerely folks.
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Posted: 5 Jan 09 22:51
The last thing I remember was taking out my notepad and pen in the gent's lavatory.

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Posted: 5 Jan 09 23:02
What the fuck is a university?

The last thing I remember is shooting my load.

Then going for a slash.


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Posted: 5 Jan 09 23:14
The last thing I remember was thinking "has it really been a nonstop 72 hours behind the wheel of this lorry?"

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Posted: 5 Jan 09 23:17
The last thing I remember was yelling, 'Hey nice dick' in the men's room at Willie Moustache's Outlaw Biker Bar.

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Posted: 5 Jan 09 23:47 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 5 Jan 09 23:49
The last thing I remember was hearing the faint strum of a banjo, while canoeing in Louisiana swamp land.

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 00:07
Nice one Kozmik Ken.


Last thing I remember was thinking, that people who said you have to soak dried kidney beans for at least twelve hours before eating - were a bunch of tossers.

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Madame Bitters
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Posted: 6 Jan 09 00:42
The last thing I remember was buying a 10 lbs bag of shrimp out of that nice man's van.

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 00:54

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The last thing I remember was buying a 10 lbs bag of shrimp out of that nice man's van.


The VERY last thing I remember is JB mooning everybody on The Forum, and then striking a match perparing to light a fart to let everybody know what he REALLY thought of them.....

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 01:27
The last thing I remember was accidentally answering the "Does this dress make me look fat?" question.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 6 Jan 09 01:28
The last think I remember is jokingly telling my wife that I left the toilet seat up in her bathroom the entire two weeks she was out of town.


(I did this, by the way. I got "the look" for a couple of hours.)

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 6 Jan 09 02:21

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The last think I remember is jokingly telling my wife that I left the toilet seat up in her bathroom the entire two weeks she was out of town.



Your wife has her own bathroom?!

Wow! I wish mine did.

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 04:16 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 6 Jan 09 04:18

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N.B : This might be too lame for the old-timers , but I welcome all the new members, women and undecided to join in.



No no. Not at all.

Maybe we'll play charades next. Or pass the parcel? Ooh! Shadow animals!!!!!

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 09:08
The last thing I remember was somebody pointing out that the bungee cord was in fact a tow rope.

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 10:20
The last thing I remember was reading my bible on a bus in Gaza.

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 10:25
The last thing I remember was the car's license plate. In hindsight, I wish I had written it down - the police still haven't caught him.

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 10:27
The last thing I remember was asking, "and how much is it for a ticket at Stamford Bridge these days?"

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 11:21 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 6 Jan 09 11:23
The last thing I remember was thinking, it may have not been the wisest thing... bringing Monkey Woods on this pilgrimage to Mecca.

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 16:06
The last thing I remember was wondering what Blu-Tac tasted like.

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 17:14 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 6 Jan 09 17:21
The last thing I remember, whilst climbing at a bathroom window, was wondering why the feck, had I hired Monkey Woods to be the principal speaker, at the 'Young Muslim Woman of the Year Awards'.


(Didn't know you couldn't eat Blu-Tac, or can you ? Let me just try this small piece)

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Posted: 6 Jan 09 18:29

Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones


N.B : This might be too lame for the old-timers , but I welcome all the new members, women and undecided to join in.



No no. Not at all.

Maybe we'll play charades next. Or pass the parcel? Ooh! Shadow animals!!!!!


The man has a point.



A lot of people never show any initiative because no-one told them to

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