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I don't know if this will work on this forum, as everything seems to focus on how big your cocks are and women wanting to have sex with you. Jesus Budda has now turned 'Forum Gay' and has descended into cross-dressing, sodomy and water-sports with the fellow male writers.



I played this game at university and it was also played on the British Radio Programme " I Am Sorry I Haven't A Clue"

The Rules


You have to start a scenario with the phrase "The last thing I remember....". The connotations are, you passed out, were knocked, collapsed, had a seizure, fainted, you simply were unconscious, for any reason of your choice.



I will give you a few examples :




The last thing I remember, was Stevie Wonder announcing himself as the pilot on my transatlantic flight.



The last thing I remember was, my new beau saying she had only ever slept with one person before me ......Russell Brand.


The last thing I remember, was telling Chick Norris I slept with his mum.


The last thing I remember, was telling a group of old Irish grandmothers that Daniel O'Donnell was possible gay.


N.B : This might be too tame for the old-timers , but I welcome all the new members, women and undecided to join in.

This sounds like fun!

The last thing I remember was shaking baby JB to death and then throwing the lifelss body to my neighbor's Rottweilers.

Sort of like that?

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I don't know if this will work on this forum, as everything seems to focus on how big your cocks are and women wanting to have sex with you. Jesus Budda has now turned 'Forum Gay' and has descended into cross-dressing, sodomy and water-sports with the fellow male writers.



I played this game at university and it was also played I the British Radio Programme " I am sorry I haven't a clue"

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Re-read what you wrote, Phil!
You summed yourself up perfectly.

Ha ha!!!!

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Quote: Madame Bitters

This sounds like fun!

The last thing I remember was shaking baby JB to death and then throwing the lifelss body to my neighbor's Rottweilers.

Sort of like that?

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Yes Madame Bitters , but I think you would have to add the last thing I remember your honor, was shaking baby JB to death and then throwing the lifelss body to my neighbor's Rottweilers.


As I dont think shaking JB to death would really make you pass out and you would only be saying this, if you were feigning insanity in front of a judge.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I don't know if this will work on this forum, as everything seems to focus on how big your cocks are and women wanting to have sex with you. Jesus Budda has now turned 'Forum Gay' and has descended into cross-dressing, sodomy and water-sports with the fellow male writers.



I played this game at university and it was also played I the British Radio Programme " I am sorry I haven't a clue"

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Re-read what you wrote, Phil!
You summed yourself up perfectly.

Ha ha!!!!

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The last thing I remember was Jesus Budda actually coming up with an original put-down.

The last thing I remember was taking out my notepad and pen in the gent's lavatory.

What the fuck is a university?

The last thing I remember is shooting my load.

Then going for a slash.

The last thing I remember was thinking "has it really been a nonstop 72 hours behind the wheel of this lorry?"

Iain

The last thing I remember was yelling, 'Hey nice dick' in the men's room at Willie Moustache's Outlaw Biker Bar.

The last thing I remember was hearing the faint strum of a banjo, while canoeing in Louisiana swamp land.

Nice one Kozmik Ken.


Last thing I remember was thinking, that people who said you have to soak dried kidney beans for at least twelve hours before eating - were a bunch of tossers.

The last thing I remember was buying a 10 lbs bag of shrimp out of that nice man's van.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

The last thing I remember was buying a 10 lbs bag of shrimp out of that nice man's van.

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The VERY last thing I remember is JB mooning everybody on The Forum, and then striking a match perparing to light a fart to let everybody know what he REALLY thought of them.....

The last thing I remember was accidentally answering the "Does this dress make me look fat?" question.

The last think I remember is jokingly telling my wife that I left the toilet seat up in her bathroom the entire two weeks she was out of town.


(I did this, by the way. I got "the look" for a couple of hours.)

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Quote: Jalapenoman

The last think I remember is jokingly telling my wife that I left the toilet seat up in her bathroom the entire two weeks she was out of town.

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Your wife has her own bathroom?!

Wow! I wish mine did.

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones


N.B : This might be too lame for the old-timers , but I welcome all the new members, women and undecided to join in.

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No no. Not at all.

Maybe we'll play charades next. Or pass the parcel? Ooh! Shadow animals!!!!!

The last thing I remember was somebody pointing out that the bungee cord was in fact a tow rope.

The last thing I remember was reading my bible on a bus in Gaza.

The last thing I remember was the car's license plate. In hindsight, I wish I had written it down - the police still haven't caught him.

The last thing I remember was asking, "and how much is it for a ticket at Stamford Bridge these days?"

The last thing I remember was thinking, it may have not been the wisest thing... bringing Monkey Woods on this pilgrimage to Mecca.

The last thing I remember was wondering what Blu-Tac tasted like.

Iain

The last thing I remember, whilst climbing at a bathroom window, was wondering why the feck, had I hired Monkey Woods to be the principal speaker, at the 'Young Muslim Woman of the Year Awards'.


(Didn't know you couldn't eat Blu-Tac, or can you ? Let me just try this small piece)

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones


N.B : This might be too lame for the old-timers , but I welcome all the new members, women and undecided to join in.

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No no. Not at all.

Maybe we'll play charades next. Or pass the parcel? Ooh! Shadow animals!!!!!

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The man has a point.