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What's the worst name for a dog you know of?

I know a woman that named her dog Oregano.

In my life, I have had dogs named:

Worthless
Dogzilla (a miniature teacup poodle who thought that she was ferocious)
Knucklebutt (it was a combination of knucklehead and butthead)
Chunkybutt
Dynamite
Slewfoot
Runtlestilkin (yes, he was runt of the litter)

"Guess"
That was its name. You can figure out the rest of the joke I'm sure. Poor dog, probably could never understand the constant irritable anger generated whenever it met a new human.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

In my life, I have had dogs named:

Worthless
Dogzilla (a miniature teacup poodle who thought that she was ferocious)
Knucklebutt (it was a combination of knucklehead and butthead)
Chunkybutt
Dynamite
Slewfoot
Runtlestilkin (yes, he was runt of the litter)

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Dogzilla . . .

My father once had a dog that used to drag his doghouse around the neighbourhood.

Romeo

As kids we had a dog that was know in the family as "the bark n pant n sniffer" but whose actual name was Bollocks due the huge sack he was kitted with, conspicuously visible when viewed from the back.

Can dogs survive on the Ross Ice Shelf Rusty?

We should be told.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I always wanted a dog all one colour and name it Spot.

I knew a guy that called his dog Dipshit....He also called his kids dipshits too.....He was nicer to his wife, he called her cunt-head.
The guy was a real dick!

So what did he do when he got angry?

Probably chilled out. For obvious reasons.

Played the goalie, cor, bugger me...

Sorry, Mrs Skoob's watching MOTD.

Me - I have no idea.

HAPPY WHATEVER!!!

Shagnasty seems like a good idea for a dog's name.

That's what all the locals call my sister.

HAPPY SHAGGING!!!

Was Joan Collins in that?

I lived in the apartment above a gun store. One of the regulars was a racist dickhead who owned a huge black dog. He named the dog Big N***er.

He was such a douche. The man, I mean. I liked the dog.

Did you pack any heat?

Quote Skoob 1999 : Can dogs survive on the Ross Ice Shelf Rusty?
We should be told.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
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Sure, we use Siberian huskies to keep the rats down. They eat nothing but snow.
Ref. your dog name / Shagnasty. Used to have a androgynous 'female'? dean at college. She earned the moniker Shagnasty. Deserved it too, a right old dog.
Happy New Year.

Deefer.

We had a dog called Craig.

I have, to this day, no idea why my parents chose it...when I called the dog's name in the park, half the kids turned around. Leading to the unfortunate roundabout incident.

Iain

I used to have 11 `Sibes´ but I only have eight now

Kai
Mishka
Bonnie
Bruiser
Choco - My daughter named this one as he´s a red!
Libelula - (Dragonfly in spanish)
Troika
Sabre

And before you say wtf they doing in Spain theyre used up in the mountains to drag unwary skiers to their deaths.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Did you pack any heat?

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No, guns have never been my thing. They're more trouble than they're worth.

What about you, Vic? Are you packing?

I have rifles that I inhierited.

Have not used them for a long time.

I prefer fishing.

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Quote: IainB

Deefer.

We had a dog called Craig.

I have, to this day, no idea why my parents chose it...when I called the dog's name in the park, half the kids turned around. Leading to the unfortunate roundabout incident.

Iain

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Hope none of your siblings were named "Ranger"

We own several guns (all kept in a gun safe).

All but two are for competition target shooting.

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Quote: victor nicholas

I have rifles that I inhierited.

Have not used them for a long time.

I prefer fishing.

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I've always wanted a Sumurai sword

You know, you can use your rifle to fish. Ever heard of shooting fish in a barrel? If you do it in a well-stocked pond the results are similar

People fish with dynamite too. They light it and wait til the fuse is nearly burned down. Then they throw it in the river, lake, ect. It's a very effective way to kill fish. And if the fishermen hold on to the dynamite for a fraction of a second too long..... It's highly illegal for a reason.

Of course that's if you kill what you catch. I always throw mine back

Do you ever fly fish?

No, but an old girfriend tried that with me once.

You Brits & your double entendres. I don't know if I spelled that right- this is the first time I've had an occasion to write the word.