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King David
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Posted: 23 Dec 08 18:21
As red as a _________.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 18:30

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As red as a _________.


As red as a hookers lips

As wide as ___________

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 18:34 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 23 Dec 08 18:35

Quote: Henman


Quote: King David

As red as a _________.


As red as a hookers lips

As wide as ___________




As wide as Rosie O'Donell's Ass



As dry as a _________________.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 18:48

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As dry as a _________________.


The J-man's dick this Christmas.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 20:00 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 23 Dec 08 20:03
Give me the next simile you want completing King David.


Being even more pendantic 'Simile' is spelt such. Not 'Similie'.

Most people add an extra 'i' at the end.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 20:22
Hmmm... a fellow pedant. I like that.

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King David
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Posted: 24 Dec 08 04:44
Sorry guys, should have been sooner.

As quick as a ___________.

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 07:41
As quick as a pedant to correct a spelling error

As tall as _______________

Iain

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 14:06

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As quick as a pedant to correct a spelling error

As tall as _______________

Iain




As tall as the stack of bibles George Bush swore on, to prove he wasn't a functional illiterate.


As pleased as_______________________.

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 20:31
Piss? Punch? Piss?

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 21:42 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 24 Dec 08 22:50

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Piss? Punch? Piss?



Mr Monkey the Dudley proof-reader, is pissed on punch or bitter intense hatred. So I will do his properly.



As pleased as piss.



As egocentric as_______________.

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:09
As egocentric as a circular id.

As verbose as____________

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:14

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As egocentric as a circular id.

As verbose as____________

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As verbose as a unpublished writer pitifully demonstrating their command of the english language.



As doleful as______________.





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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:18
You didn't answer that email, Phil.

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:20
As doleful as a person without a job.

As white as ...........

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:21 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 24 Dec 08 23:22
A... I'm thinking.

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:24
hurry up!!

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:29
Erm...why the hurry? You just got back. So much catching-up to do. Let's put this stupid game on hold for a while.

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:32
man-talk for " I can't think of anything" huh?

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:33
Ha ha, you know me too well.


White as a chav's trainers?

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:38
I would've said as white as Duncan Whiteheads white head.

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:45
Less have no talk about the great Duncan Whitehead.


Next simile



As randy as___________________.

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Posted: 24 Dec 08 23:52
Crawford? Vanwarmer? Oh, I'm no good at this game, Phil. It's boring. C'mon. Let's get over to acronyms...

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Posted: 25 Dec 08 00:00 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 25 Dec 08 00:01
God you are shit at this one.. aren't you mr monkey?

The acronyms that some of you guys come up with, are great piles of turkey turds. Especially Jesus Budda. They are just random words that don't make sense.


You have to at least think logically with the similes.


As it is christmas and I am taking a break from Rab C Nesbitt DVD's. I will go over to acronyms. But can you keep them sane.

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King David
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Posted: 25 Dec 08 12:56
As randy as Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

As colorful as ____________.

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