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King David The King Location: "The South" Registered: 26 Oct 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
As red as a _________.
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Henman Writer Location: Nigeria Registered: 26 Dec 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As red as a hookers lips As wide as ___________ |
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Phil Edgar's Bones Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As wide as Rosie O'Donell's Ass As dry as a _________________. |
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King David The King Location: "The South" Registered: 26 Oct 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
The J-man's dick this Christmas. |
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Phil Edgar's Bones Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Give me the next simile you want completing King David.
Being even more pendantic 'Simile' is spelt such. Not 'Similie'. Most people add an extra 'i' at the end. |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Hmmm... a fellow pedant. I like that.
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King David The King Location: "The South" Registered: 26 Oct 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Sorry guys, should have been sooner.
As quick as a ___________. |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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As quick as a pedant to correct a spelling error
As tall as _______________ Iain |
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Phil Edgar's Bones Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As tall as the stack of bibles George Bush swore on, to prove he wasn't a functional illiterate. As pleased as_______________________. |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Piss? Punch? Piss?
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Phil Edgar's Bones Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mr Monkey the Dudley proof-reader, is pissed on punch or bitter intense hatred. So I will do his properly. As pleased as piss. As egocentric as_______________. |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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As egocentric as a circular id.
As verbose as____________ Iain |
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Phil Edgar's Bones Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As verbose as a unpublished writer pitifully demonstrating their command of the english language. As doleful as______________. |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
You didn't answer that email, Phil.
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carina-eta Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As doleful as a person without a job.
As white as ........... |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
A... I'm thinking.
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carina-eta Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
hurry up!!
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Erm...why the hurry? You just got back. So much catching-up to do. Let's put this stupid game on hold for a while.
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carina-eta Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
man-talk for " I can't think of anything" huh?
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Ha ha, you know me too well.
White as a chav's trainers? |
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carina-eta Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I would've said as white as Duncan Whiteheads white head.
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Phil Edgar's Bones Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Less have no talk about the great Duncan Whitehead.
Next simile As randy as___________________. |
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Monkey Woods Dirty Ape Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Crawford? Vanwarmer? Oh, I'm no good at this game, Phil. It's boring. C'mon. Let's get over to acronyms...
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Phil Edgar's Bones Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
God you are shit at this one.. aren't you mr monkey?
The acronyms that some of you guys come up with, are great piles of turkey turds. Especially Jesus Budda. They are just random words that don't make sense. You have to at least think logically with the similes. As it is christmas and I am taking a break from Rab C Nesbitt DVD's. I will go over to acronyms. But can you keep them sane. |
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King David The King Location: "The South" Registered: 26 Oct 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
As randy as Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
As colorful as ____________. |
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