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Young Mary had a penny and the little girl was itchin'
To tell her mum where it was from, she ran into the kitchen.
"Oh Mummy Mummy!" Mary cried "I've earned myself some money."
Her mother took time from her chores and said "Where's that from Honey?"

Said Mary, "Well some boys from school, there wasn't very many,
They asked me to climb up a tree, then paid me this here penny"
"Oh Mary!" cried her mother, "Those boys are just dirty trickers,
They paid you to climb up the tree to see your frilly knickers"

Young Mary was quite taken back, she hadn't seen their schemin'
Her lip popped out and down her nose the tears they started streamin'.
But next day, as oft' children will, she went to do her schoolin'
She reckoned she would teach them boys who were upon her foolin'

She ran home from school at days end, from ear to ear was smilin',
Another penny in her hand, her mother's nerves were trialin',
"I've earned another penny Mum", cried little darling Mary,
But the words her mother used you won't find in your dictionary.

"Young Mary!" screamed her mother (I'll leave out her nasty swearin'
"They paid you to climb up the tree to see the pants you're wearin'"
"But Mummy" said young Mary "I quite shrewdly earned my penny,
You see I tricked 'em this time Mum..... I wasn't wearin' any"

Shite.

Total shite.

Buckwheats, you must be the saddest fucker in town.

just to clear up some misunderstandings, i didn't write this

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Quote: Henman

just to clear up some misunderstandings, i didn't write this

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We can tell...........It's good!

Henman,

We'll let you get away with telling stories about seeing a little girl's underpants because you are so young. when you get old (like the rest of us), then it can become a crime to pay girls to see their panties (just ask Helium about that).

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Henman,

We'll let you get away with telling stories about seeing a little girl's underpants because you are so young. when you get old (like the rest of us), then it can become a crime to pay girls to see their panties (just ask Helium about that).

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why does it seem like i've heard that before? oh yeah
Parentcraft teacher

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Quote: Henman

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Henman,

We'll let you get away with telling stories about seeing a little girl's underpants because you are so young. when you get old (like the rest of us), then it can become a crime to pay girls to see their panties (just ask Helium about that).

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why does it seem like i've heard that before? oh yeah
Parentcraft teacher

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What the fuck?
"arentcraft teacher"? What the fuck is that?!

Been making voodoo dolls of me and your mother in class again, eh?

You can forget getting that other sock for Christmas now.

Parentcraft....kind of like Sex Ed.....saw it in a book....i think it was The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole

oh please do get me the sock. Pleeeease! current socks have holes and the mosquitoes have been having a full night. They've sucked so much blood that they can't fly anymore (literally). They just sit there, like beached whales...

While they are just sitting there, you can just pick them up and eat them. That way, you get your blood back (and revenge for the bites).

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Quote: Jalapenoman

While they are just sitting there, you can just pick them up and eat them. That way, you get your blood back (and revenge for the bites).

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The man has a point, Henman.

I was going to reply to this.
But I got distracted. Merry Christmas everyone