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Tragic Rabbit
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Posted: 14 Oct 08 02:07 - Edited By: Tragic Rabbit, 14 Oct 08 02:08
Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos, says chaplain

'A Church of England clergyman has said that homosexuals should be tattooed with health warnings similar to those seen on cigarette packets.'

First saw this headline and though it was a spoof...

Glad to see you guys have your share of Phelpsians.

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Posted: 14 Oct 08 03:02
Twagic Wabbit quote: 'A Church of England clergyman has said that homosexuals should be tattooed with health warnings similar to those seen on cigarette packets.'
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'similar to those seen on cigarette packets' ?
Mmmmmmmm - Not being a Phelpsian but a devout Pancake Tuesday Adventist, I agree in principle.
Tattoo the lot, amen.
But what's the warning to be ? FAGS ?

I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Posted: 14 Oct 08 13:35 - Edited By: queen mudder, 14 Oct 08 15:22
Pipped you to the post Tragic Rabbit!

See here:

AND my latest story update:

Sodomy tattoo vicar has unusual rectal birthmark

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Posted: 14 Oct 08 15:57 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 14 Oct 08 15:58
Fifteen inches?

That's a long haul.

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Posted: 14 Oct 08 18:22
Well, he moves in mysterious ways.

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Posted: 14 Oct 08 18:38
I agree with the Reverend. When I am in bed with a man I want to make sure he's not gay before I have sex with him.

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Posted: 14 Oct 08 18:39
Thank God! Reason always prevails.

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Posted: 15 Oct 08 00:42

Quote: queen mudder

Pipped you to the post Tragic Rabbit!

See here:

AND my latest story update:

Sodomy tattoo vicar has unusual rectal birthmark


Ah, my mistake, QM...I'm catching up on news, more so when my glasses are made. Hard to read this or anything. I loved your take, btw, five stars. Bum tattoos - excellent! More recent update...the 45-minute rectal exam was delightfully sneaky!



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