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queen mudder
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Posted: 9 Oct 08 17:58 - Edited By: queen mudder, 9 Oct 08 17:58
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Posted: 10 Oct 08 18:55
I'm gonna stick my girlfriend on a toilet seat and see how much luck it will bring me!

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Posted: 10 Oct 08 19:37
Nick, shove her head down it and flush, for a bonus win!

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Posted: 10 Oct 08 20:33
Could be a double roll-over if she has a twin sister...

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Posted: 13 Oct 08 17:22

Quote: NickFun

I'm gonna stick my girlfriend on a toilet seat and see how much luck it will bring me!


I'm gonna stick my girlfriend on a toilet seat and see how much luck it will bring me! sounds like a Country-Western hit. (Who sang that one, anywho? I think it was NickFun and the Texas Panhandlers...)

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Posted: 14 Oct 08 18:40
Thanks Space. She's now been on the seat for slightly over a week. I warned her that if she gets up we will lose our chance of winning the lottery. I suspect she's been getting up for coffee when I've been out as I have not seen any monetary benefits so far.

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Posted: 14 Oct 08 18:42
A bit of Superglue around the rim and Bob's Your Uncle!

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