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BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 24 Sep 08 23:06
I think the word FUCK is an interesting word, but have no idea how long its been around or why it was chosen! Anyone have a clue?

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Posted: 24 Sep 08 23:20
I think it's from those Norsey languages.



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Posted: 25 Sep 08 00:02 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 25 Sep 08 00:02
I've heard two different versions:

1. It is short for" For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

2. It is actually from a Farsi word " phuque" (pronounced Fuck You) that translates to sexual intercourse.

No idea if either version is accurate.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.
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Posted: 25 Sep 08 05:32 - Edited By: NickFun, 25 Sep 08 05:36
No fuckin clue. Maybe it came from one of our cromagnon ancestors who saw his wife and another stone dweller going at it and he whipped out a club and smashed the rival over the head as he grunted "FUCK".

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Posted: 25 Sep 08 13:43 - Edited By: Rusty, 25 Sep 08 14:48
Common error to attribute "fuck" to Germanic origins.
However, earliest literary / written recorded mention of the word is in the 4th century BCE Jewish Torah / Aramaic version referencing Samson's conflicts with the Philistines.
To quote / English translation :
"...and Samson was loud in his condemnation of the worshippers of Dogon and beseeched them to fuck off and to fuck with him no longer, to go forth and fuck their mothers.
And the Philistines rose up against Samson for his foul rebuke and fell upon him in a multitude, but Samson took up the jawbone of an ass and slaughtered them in great numbers until they were totally fucked."
Really! It's true, go check it out at your local synagogue -in the original Aramaic.
Or, you can go check out this great little youtube video on "The Meaning of the Word Fuck". Url pasted below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIzDOzx_G
A good laugh all around.

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Posted: 25 Sep 08 18:34
Definition number five in my dictionary says:

What George Bush and Dick Cheney did to the United States.

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.

 
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