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BuckwheatsButt Registered: 24 Oct 07 |
I think the word FUCK is an interesting word, but have no idea how long its been around or why it was chosen! Anyone have a clue?
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Monkey Woods Location: Krung Thep Registered: 29 Dec 06 |
I think it's from those Norsey languages.
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
I've heard two different versions:
1. It is short for" For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. 2. It is actually from a Farsi word " phuque" (pronounced Fuck You) that translates to sexual intercourse. No idea if either version is accurate. |
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NickFun Location: Location: Location! Registered: 26 Jan 06 |
No fuckin clue. Maybe it came from one of our cromagnon ancestors who saw his wife and another stone dweller going at it and he whipped out a club and smashed the rival over the head as he grunted "FUCK".
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Rusty Location: Ross Ice Shelf, Antarctica Registered: 21 Aug 08 |
Common error to attribute "fuck" to Germanic origins.
However, earliest literary / written recorded mention of the word is in the 4th century BCE Jewish Torah / Aramaic version referencing Samson's conflicts with the Philistines. To quote / English translation : "...and Samson was loud in his condemnation of the worshippers of Dogon and beseeched them to fuck off and to fuck with him no longer, to go forth and fuck their mothers. And the Philistines rose up against Samson for his foul rebuke and fell upon him in a multitude, but Samson took up the jawbone of an ass and slaughtered them in great numbers until they were totally fucked." Really! It's true, go check it out at your local synagogue -in the original Aramaic. Or, you can go check out this great little youtube video on "The Meaning of the Word Fuck". Url pasted below. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIzDOzx_G A good laugh all around. |
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Jalapenoman Location: Las Cruces, NM Registered: 1 Jun 05 |
Definition number five in my dictionary says:
What George Bush and Dick Cheney did to the United States. |
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