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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Sep 08 17:20
Sorry about my little 'dick' mistake. I was preoccupied thinking about my penis. You know the way that happens, I'm sure.

Ok, YET.

Yet elongated tirelessly



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Posted: 5 Sep 08 17:36

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We're already past that. The word is 'yet'.


Well go and play with yourself... that's what you're best at!

I'm not playing under such ruling - there's no mention of time anyway.

Hope Jesus Budda beats you up!

see ya.


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Posted: 5 Sep 08 17:46
There can't be time limit.
That's stupid. We all appear on the site at different times of the day.
Like now with me. This is my time.

The word is tirelessly.

Somebody do it or else I'll just have to play with myself (yes, in both obvious interpretations of the word)







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Posted: 5 Sep 08 17:59 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 5 Sep 08 18:02
The only time limit is that you have to get there first. If I can't wait, you lose your turn, and vice-versa. That's Latin that is.

It means vice-versa.

Tirelessly, I rose, erect. Lady Edwina said something like "Yarbles!"

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 18:12 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 5 Sep 08 18:13
Stupid slow website loading crap!!!!!!
Curses on you!!!!!!


Yarbles are retractable bollox lacking elongated scrotums




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Posted: 5 Sep 08 18:19 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 5 Sep 08 18:21
Scrotums chafe roughly on testicles unless manually secured.


I like this game.

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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Sep 08 18:21
Come on!

"Scrotums"


I'm going in a minute.






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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Sep 08 18:24

Quote: Monkey Woods

Scrotums chafe roughly on testicles unless manually secured.


I like this game.


Ignore my last comment.
That was very good, Monkey Woods.


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Posted: 5 Sep 08 18:25
And the letter 'c'?

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 18:28

Quote: Monkey Woods

And the letter 'c'?




Secured elastic clingy underwear requires exceptional design

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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 5 Sep 08 18:29

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

And the letter 'c'?




Secured elastic clingy underwear requires exceptional design


Wasn't paying attention.
I'm off now. Nobody else seems to want to play. Crap.



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Posted: 5 Sep 08 18:29
You go out. I'm having me tea. I'll think on 'design' whilst you're out.

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 19:02
Design Engineering Staff Introduce Greaseless Nipples.





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Posted: 5 Sep 08 19:22
Nipples indeed! Perfect playthings ladies enjoy selling.

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 19:38
Shifty entrepreneurs love lying - I'm not gullible.

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 19:51
Richard, sorry mate, you've got to use my last word as your first: selling.

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 19:54
Ah god damn it! Sorry - I thought you just made the acronym using the last word.





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Posted: 5 Sep 08 19:56
I pass

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 19:59
I 'unpass'

Selling - entrepreneurs love lying: I'm not gullible!

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 20:10 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 5 Sep 08 21:05
Gullible, underage, lovely ladies in brothel, lacking experience.

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 20:30
Experience xenophobia? Prejudiced English retard! I encourage new cultural education.

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 20:31
Wha? I'm seeing things...I'm sure that said experience a second ago???



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Posted: 5 Sep 08 21:00

Quote: Richard-Rasch

Wha? I'm seeing things...I'm sure that said experience a second ago???


It probably did. Monkey Woods never plays fair - notice he edited it.

He's so impatient and has his own rules

oh...

and he likes to play with himself.

~IS~

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 21:04 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 5 Sep 08 21:06
Hang on! I changed it immediately 'cos I thought it would be a problem. I'll go back. Wait!!!


There. Sorry about that. I couldn't see a way out. We can carry on now. You to go IN SEINE.

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Posted: 5 Sep 08 21:05
Enthusiasm - never tired, having upbeat stance in a shit milieu.

But I just did enthusiasm!! ARGH! The confusion!


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